Spiral Knights - The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game

The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game

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Mon, 04/29/2013 - 15:15

Retaeq

First, you will state how you broke your knee according to the previous poster's description. Then you will give a 1-2 word broad description of how the next poster will break their knee.

Example:

Person 1: I fell off a cliff and broke my knee. <--- How I broke my knee description
Laundry. <--- 1-2 word broad description of how the next person will break their knee.

Person 2: While I was doing my laundry, I fainted at the smell of it and broke my knee after hitting the ground. <--- How you broke your knee based off the previous poster's 1-2 word broad description.
Baseball Bat.

And so on.

Serious answers are discouraged.

I'll start it in the next post.

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 15:19

Retaeq

I was running towards 3rd

I was running towards 3rd base, but then I slipped. I got up again and just before making it home, I slipped again and broke my knee.

Iron, Balloons.

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 16:00

Iamnoone

I was trying to iron the

I was trying to iron the wrinkles out of my Komodo dragon when suddenly a clown kicked down my front door. He rushed over and started placing gigantic red balloons over my head. I turned to kick him. He Karate chopped my leg breaking my knee. Oh the pain.

thumbtack, rubber band

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 16:43

Retaeq

A naughty child shot a

A naughty child shot a thumbtack at me with his rubber band, so I went in to angry mode and proceeded into a wild goose chased with him. Somewhere along the way, I broke my knee.

Elephants, potatoes.

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 18:50

Spold

I was managing my Spold's Spuds shop, and I dropped a potato outside. An elephant saw it, and it thought that it was a peanut! As I tried to fetch my crisp spud, the elephant crashed trying to get it, and my knee got tackled.

Zeus, Firecracker

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 18:50

Spold

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 18:33

Immortous

Uh...you forgot to put the two words for the next poster to use Spold....=(

Mon, 04/29/2013 - 18:51

Spold

I fixed it.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 04:45

Artistbma

Zeus tossed a firecracker at

Zeus tossed a firecracker at me and I jumped out of the way. But the firecracker shot out arrows and I took an arrow to the knee.

Jim. Bananas.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 17:03

Retaeq

Jim went all bananas on me so

Jim went all bananas on me so I tried to escape. I ran through a cave, a desert and a McDonalds. After a long journey, I finally was cornered in alley alone with Jim. I tried to kick him but he was too quick for me. He dodged and broke my knee.

Pie, rocks.

Tue, 04/30/2013 - 17:33

#10

Spold

I was eating a chicken pot pie, and it felt something hard in it; it was a rock! While putting the rock in my body, my digestive system rejected it, and it flew out of my stomach then it feel on my knee!

Ink, Business/Entrepreneur

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 04:15

#11

Iamnoone

People are so stupid. I got a

People are so stupid. I got a call from a friend of mine, he wanted me to help him find space for a new business he wants to open. We walked into this place on Main Street and as soon as I stepped through the door, whoosh, feet go up and I come down. I broke my knee when I hit the floor which the moron had put ink on to dye the tiles so it would look brand new.

Frisbee, cheese

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 11:19

#12

Immortous

Ant-loaf

So yeah. I was out playing some ultimate frisbee with my peeps, when all of a sudden one of my friends stopped and pointed at the sky. There, hurtling toward us, was the moon! We all ran around screaming, with no place to hide! In the last seconds before impact, I ran and hugged Little Jimmy tight. The moon hit....but I was still alive! The moon had in fact exploded into the Velveeta cheese it's made of! Me and my friends ran out ecstatic, and then I slipped in a puddle of cheese and broke my knee.

Africa, raincoat

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 11:32

#13

Hero-Of-Cheese

While I relaxing at my home,

While I relaxing at my home, playing spiral knights, I received a phone call.It was from a anonymous caller that informed me that I had won a trip to Africa. So , I followed the directions it told me to find the boat that will take me there.The ride was long, the captain was wearing a eye-patch, and the crew were actually pooping on the poop deck.The ship finally arrived to Africa.The captain also told me that I had forgotten my raincoat, and tossed it toward me.It landed on my head, and was blind for a moment.I then fell off the ship, and hit my knee on a rock. I do like rock-and-roll, but this had too much rock for me.

Banana, phone

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 11:41

#14

Spold

I was speaking to the banana seller on the phone, and he said do you want a warm banana? I said "Yes!". He was coming over with my order, and when he rang the door bell; I answered it, but he tripped and a hot, warm banana fell on my knee! I shouted "IT BURNS!" so I ran around with panic, and I crashed into my table with my knee.

Monarchy, Hedgehog

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 17:11

#15

Retaeq

So while I was having tea

So while I was having tea with the queen of England, a wild Sonic the Hedgehog appeared! Never backing down a fight, I sent out Pikachu to defeat him. Pikachu got 1-hit KOed. Seeing this, I ran for my life, as the hedgehog pursued me. But the hedgehog was much much faster than I had assumed. I tried to kick it, but I was a terrible kicker. Fortunately I hit him, but unfortunately my bare feet landed right on his spikes. With pain ripping through my body, I fell down and broke my knee.

Haunted House.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 17:26

#16

Popoixd

During my MONARCHY reunion my

During my MONARCHY reunion my personal HEDGEHOG have escapes from his cage. Than when was going to the washroom when i walked on him than i fall on the ground and broke my knee.

Im too slow use the word of the guy above me please

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 17:37

#17

Xears

AVANTI!

Ignore Popo.

I was born in this old Victorian house where some places fell into disrepair since it was so big. When I was doing work in the attic the floor collapsed, I fell through, and broke my knee :/.

Trolls, Internet.

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 18:07

#18

Spold

This guy was trolling other people on the internet so I decided to impersonate him to troll him, and he got mad. My personal information was all shown so he knew where I was living, and he came to my house with a bat then he spanked my body all the way down to my knee with it.

India, Fountain of Youth

Wed, 05/01/2013 - 19:58

#19

Iamnoone

I went to India to find a

I went to India to find a mate and marry. It took a while but I found the love of my life. My love was 20 years older but the age difference wasn't a concern because we had found the fountain of youth. Standing on the fountain we were playing and teasing each other like we were going to throw each other in. My love tossed me over the edge. My knee broke when I hit the wall of the fountain, long before I hit the water. Well, I'm back home and still unmarried.
/mumbles something about people being stupid

ameba motorcycle

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 08:21

#20

Immortous

Do you mean "Amoeba"?

One of the labs in my microbiology class had to do with testing which amoebas thrived while listening to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up", and which one keeled over dead....or something like that. Needless to say, I couldn't take any more of that song, and left class on my motorcycle. I accidentally hit a kid on a trike, and broke his knee. Then I broke my own knee to show the kid how sorry I was.

Salami, Dentures

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 16:05

#21

Spold

The dentist said my teeth weren't so good so he made me were dentures temporarily. Man, it sucked. I went home to make a salami sandwich, and I got home seeing that my roommate was doing science experiments. He was creating a machine that could turn your DNA into canine DNA. Before I went in the kitchen to make my sandwich, I said "What's with all this ruckus!". His machine was being built, since he took dog DNA; I ended up tripping over a bone which is what he used to get the dog's saliva. "Watch out!", he said. I feel into the machine from slipping, and the test started to take action. He said "At least I got a test monkey.". I came out with canine instincts, and I felt like biting him for this because I still had some of my DNA left, and I remember what he did to me, but I let it go because I was hungry. I was still wearing my dentures, and I went to make my salami sandwich. I had to grab the lunch meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and onions with my teeth. I managed to do that since they were in soft, firm containers, but I tried to go the mayonnaise, and the jar was too heavy for my teeth so my dentures broke, and the mayonnaise slipped out of my mouth. After that happened, the mayonnaise jar broke and made a spill, and I slipped, crashed into the stove, and I broke my knee.

Photosynthesis, Windshield

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 15:31

#22

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

One day I decided to paint my windshield in green photosynthetic paint to help charge my car's battery. However, I couldn't see anything as I was driving, and I crashed into a lamp post. Thankfully, I was completely uninjured. I got out and checked the damage. After seeing my car completely wrecked, I kicked the lamp post, causing its light bulb to fall on my knee, breaking it.

Arrow, Adventurer

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 16:22

#23

Spold

I was traveling across the world, and I reached from America all the way to Pakistan on a ship, and I decided to rest when I was in Pakistan. I woke up, and I checked my pockets for my compass, but I lost it. I knew that I was near the Indus River, and I saw that it sunk in the river! I was like dang it! Looks like I'll have to find a plane. I asked a Pakistani man and his family "Where is the nearest airport?", and he said "کیا خیال ہے؟ میں آپ کی زبان نہیں بولتے؟". I didn't speak Urdu, and I didn't understand Urdu so my only option was to guide myself. I didn't find a plane, but I found a bus that was going all the way to China. I was walking into China, and there were Chinese men were traditional Chinese clothing with bow and arrows. They looked furious, and I didn't think I would've finished my adventure. They ended up shooting me in the knee, and I fainted saying "I used to be an adventurer until I took an arrow to the knee.". The Chinese men said "不要。如初。你來吧。返回。要。我們的。國家（地區）。再次。".

Cephalopod, Poetry

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 19:13

#24

Iamnoone

I was reading poetry to my

I was reading poetry to my pet Cephalopod, named Arms, when suddenly a tentacle slapped my face, knocking me back through the window. I feel two floors and broke my leg. Apparently Arms doesn't like Poe.

Goose, Duck

Thu, 05/02/2013 - 19:38

#25

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

My Psyduck gave me goosebumps with its quacks. I got mad and hit its head with my knee. Then it used disable, which hit my knee because it was the last thing I used. Somehow disabling someone in the knee means breaking it.

Magikarp, Blast Bomb

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:11

#26

Retaeq

So I was spamming my CTR VH,

So I was spamming my CTR VH, Lag increased Max! Blast bomb, everyone was whining and complaining about the lag. Unfortunately the magikarps under the sea heard and felt the lag too. So they got pretty angry and broke my knee ;_;

Nuclear biohazards.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 16:21

#27

Popoixd

How i broke my knee.

I was trying my all new blast bomb in the guild training hall when a magicarp appeared under my feet than i fall on the ground and a blast bomb that i had explode on me and il fall on the ground but strangely im ok so i get up but i walk on the magicarp fall on the ground and broke my knee.

Raah another time im to late.Im so slow.Use the word of the guy above me.

Fri, 05/03/2013 - 18:35

#28

Immortous

Mojo-beef

Wow....I just realized Popo's entire story was one run-on sentence....
~
I was washing the windshield of my new car with my nuclear powered toothbrush (All them nasty dead-bug-splatters!), when the little kid on the trike from my last post rode up and stared at me. Suddenly, he pulled a glowing lollipop out of his mullet, and chucked it at my windshield! The windshield shattered, and biohazardous candy splinters went everywhere! One of them stuck in my knee, and it broke.

Spitoon, Trombone

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 12:15

#29

Spold

I was playing my trombone while I was cooking with my spitoon, and I walked to the fridge to put some rice in my spitoon. I wasn't paying attention because I had my trombone so I pour the rice out of place, and I saw that it was all over the stove! I grabbed my kitchen spoon to put it in my spitoon, but I accidentally slapped the spitoon with my kitchen spoon so it dropped, and hit my knee.

U.S. Government, Celery

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 15:06

#30

Retaeq

So while I was munching on

So while I was munching on some celery, the mailman knocked on my door. I opened and it and he handed me a letter. I tore it open and it said:

Dear Retaeq

You will now break your knee.

-US Government

All of a sudden I felt my bones crack in my knee.

Tennis ball.

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 18:36

#31

Iamnoone

During tennis practice, I hit

During tennis practice, I hit the ball over the fence but I couldn't go get it because the tennis coach locked the gate to force us to practice. Since it was our only ball, I tried to climb the fence to get it. I was half way up when my partner threw his racket at me. It hit my leg, breaking my knee and making me fall to the ground.

pen straw

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 19:00

#32

Autofire

You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!

Once I was drawing little smiley faces on a straw, and then I fumbled the straw. I stepped on the straw and slipped. I fell over and broke my knee. Then the pen I dropped fell and landed in just a way to draw a little smiley face on my broken knee.

Vending Machine, Cookie

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 20:15

#33

Spold

I was getting a pack of cookies from a vending machine, and I didn't see my snack because it was all the way in the back of the withdraw slot. I thought it wasn't there so I constantly kept pressing buttons, and the cookies flew with massive acceleration hitting my knee.

Mushroom, Dubstep

Sat, 05/04/2013 - 20:32

#34

Lord-Of-Dragos

This is a weird-ish place.

I was dub stepping when I ate a mushroom that somehow broke ma knee.
Chemicals, machines

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 15:07

#35

Shotjeer

ah interesting game.^ a very deadly combo if you ask me.

I was washing mah machine with bleached chemicals, swallowed some, went mad, banged my knee on the machine, and broke it.

Dead Rat

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 16:18

#36

Spold

I was camping with my friends, and I decided to get some firewood. While I was walking into the woods, there was a rat on the floor, but I couldn't see it because it was so dark. I tripped over it, and I landed on my knee.`

Badger, Money

Sun, 05/05/2013 - 17:32

#37

Shear-Force

.....

i bought a badger but decided i didnt want a badger so i tried to return it but then it tried to kill me and ended up breaking my knee so i threw at the guy at the cash register stole all the money from the cash register while the guy at the cash register was being clawed to death by the badger

Justin Beiber
(does that count as one or 2 words because if it counts as 1 word i think i'd like to add fries to that)

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 06:31

#38

Fleet-Miss-Gun

I was playing Skyrim, then

I was playing Skyrim, then Justin Bieber screams while spinning in Uranus. His weird voice broke my ears and knee.

Bandit, arrows.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 12:02

#39

Shadowstaar

What?

I was walking about when I fell into a portal which took me to Pandora. I met some bandits, but they took a special machine gun that fired arrows and broke my knee with it. No, they didn't shoot it, they went up to me and hit my knee with it.

Minecraft, America

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 18:30

#40

Lord-Of-Dragos

Well uh......

I was playing mine craft in America but then I took an arrow to the knee, it broke my knee.

Mon, 05/06/2013 - 18:33

#41

Lord-Of-Dragos

Oh oops

My two words are
Deadly, Nerotoxins

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 04:41

#42

Infernus-Dragneel

hai

This morning while escorting the chief around the park, we found ourselves in a tedious situation. The chief noticed a strange amount of deaths caused by neurotoxins which had rise since yesterday. Suddenly there were few anomalous figures dropping from the sky, me and my friend approached the creature to investigate it further but something else happened. The creature detonated itself and created a pool of deadly poison in a large radius which killed my friend in an instance, I tried running away from the poison but I heard the Chief accidentally pronounced neurotoxins as nerotoxins. While laughing, I accidentally got caught in another burst of neurotoxins and broke my knee in the process. But whats worse is not the broken knee, I died.

Nicaea, Cellphone.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 14:07

#43

Spold

I was taking a trip to Nicaea, and I wanted to call a Taxi Service on my cellphone, but my phone didn't recognize the signal so I saw this man selling phones. I walked to him, and he said "Hoşgeldiniz! Bir cep telefonu ister misiniz? Onlar pahalı değil ve sadece 50 Türk Lirası demektir!". I brought a translation device with me because I remember what happened in Pakistan so he said "Welcome! Would you like a cell phone? They're not expensive, and they're only 50 Turkish Liras!." I didn't have any liras. I only had dollars, and a Turkish Lira is worth 1.80 dollars to us... I just forgot about it, and I saw a plane. I showed the plane manager my passport, but the man who was selling cell phones came up to me, and he said "Şimdi bir telefon satın almak!". He was throwing phones at me, and I tried to get to the plane. I made it to the plane, but he threw a phone at my leg causing my knee to hit the plane's spikey rail then the pilot closed the door, and my knee was still out of the plane so the door smashed my knee. DOUBLE KNEE BREAKER!

Magnet, Portal (Vortex, not the game)

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 15:56

#44

Lord-Of-Dragos

Well uh

I was playing with a magnet when this portal opens. I woulda outran it but my magnet was attaced to some iron on the other side of the portal. So I fly through the portal, break my knee while flying through, and then I'm on some strange planet. With my knee broken.
The two words are...........
Madness, deathwish

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 16:03

#45

Retaeq

I was kinda going mad. Ok not

I was kinda going mad. Ok not kind of CERTAINLY going mad. I just happened to have a gun with me. I shot myself in the heart but instead of dying my knee broke. I really must be going mad.

Rabbits, fire.

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 17:12

#46

Lord-Of-Dragos

Aha! Nows my chance!

Some rabbits set fire to my to knee and that broke my knee.
Sniper, monkey

Tue, 05/07/2013 - 18:23

#47

Fireherat

this.... is..... SPRADIAS!!!!!!!!!!!

simple.... a monkey with a snipered shot my knee because i took it bananna

squiads ( skydoesminecraft inclued too) , herobrine

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 03:56

#48

Lord-Of-Dragos

Aha! Nows my chance!

Herobrine broke my knee by hitting it with a squaid.
Food, dragon

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 12:51

#49

Hero-Of-Cheese

A block of cheese speaks

On one normal day, I was hanging out inside my fridge with my pals milk, and jello.The the other foods in the fridge thought we were cool.That, and the fact that inside the fridge, it was always cold.While I was talking to my best buds, I hear a stomp outside.I assumed it was the human who lived in the house, but the stomps were loud.They were getting louder and louder,then there was silence.The door to the fridge opened, and to my surprise, it was a dragon!He looked mean, but more importantly, he looked hungry.He started grabbing random food from the fridge, until I was the last one left.He saw me, and grabbed me.I thought that this was it, as he moved me closer to his mouth.Oh why did I have to be so delicious?Just when he was about to eat me, I hear a distance ringing.At that moment, I woke up. Afterwards, a lumber jack broke through the wall like the Kool-aid man, and broke my knee.

Zombies, cheetahs

Wed, 05/08/2013 - 14:12

#50

Spold

I was in the jungle for an adventure, but I saw a cheetah. It was chasing after me, but I ended up killing it with my safari blade. I buried it but it came back as a ZOMBIE CHEETAH! I rested next to a tree, but I felt some small nibbling then I realized that it was biting on my knee.

Book, Soviet Union

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