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Tue, 06/04/2013 - 18:58
#151
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Pipipipipi
NEW PAGE!!!

my grandpa knight comes and makes a joke which wasn't funny so I didn't laugh

he broke my knee because I didn't

giant hammer

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 04:32
#152
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Thowardz
^ Forgot To put papa not grandpa

I walking In the bazarr.then I see someone selling Giant hammer.
I offer him 1 cr for that hammer
He so mad and broke my knee because...
"You wasted my time!" that what he said....

2WoRdS
King Dragon

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 16:51
#153
Spold's picture
Spold

A king ordered me as his royal knight to slay a dragon that lives on top of a fortress. I did it, but the dragon ended up breathing fire on me knee on the way there.

McDonalds, Nintendo

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:29
#154
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Retaeq
Almost forgot about this

I was walking by a McDonalds when a wild Charizard appeared from some Nintendo game. I ran into the McDonalds for shelter and hurled 1000 calorie burgers at it. But it just devoured the insanely high cal burgers. It blew a breath of fire at me and I swiftly dodged it. The manager fortunately did notice a gigantic Charizard destroying the fast-food place and conveniently broke my knee for tossing around his patties.

Time travel.

Wed, 06/05/2013 - 17:38
#155
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Not-Argljing
The Cupcake-God does not approve!!!

I went to the past and a stegosaurus stepped on me and said "I'm a stegosaurus"

it broke all my bones

pillow

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 02:35
#156
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Thowardz
Wait....1 word?! Ok I'll Go With it....

I walking In The Park.Suddenly PillowMan Rush At Me And Broke My knee With His Fist

2 word
Kangaroo queen

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 06:51
#157
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Spold

I went to Australia, and the queen of England/Australia/Canada/Jamaica/etc. was there. She thought I was a terrorist so she ordered the kangaroos to hit me in the knee.

Turban, Chocolate Rain

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 11:59
#158
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Pipipipipi
^ ignored, that is 3 words not 2

I fell in a hole into the kangaroo queen's palace, she called the guards and they kicked me back up the hole where I fell onto the water which I hit so hard that it broke my knee

grimlen chatter

Thu, 06/06/2013 - 18:26
#159
Spold's picture
Spold

Well, it's two objects. Rain made out of chocolate, and a turban. Some people used four words like Carbon Dioxide along with something else.

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 03:24
#160
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Thowardz
@Spold But It Might Be Ok......

I'm Wearing grimlen Costume
Then I See Some Chatters Chating On The Trojan
I Yell "Hey! You Two Should Come Back And Stop Talking!"
Chatters Don't Notice Me But Trojan Does
*Got Hit By Trojan*
OUCH!!!!

2 Words
Ban , Sky

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 10:38
#161
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Pipipipipi
holds cookie from anouther thread

I get on skydoesminecraft's server and accidently throw some butter in the waterand squids came and took it and sky saw me and banned me so I was sad and broke my knee

this cookie (holds cookie from anouther thread)

Fri, 06/07/2013 - 16:38
#162
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Thowardz
I Returned This Cookie Where

I Returned This Cookie Where It Should Be...
Then I Slip And Broke My Knee

2 DoUbLe WoRdS
Abracadabra Duel

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 06:42
#163
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Justalexp
WUB WUB WUB

I walked into the saloon, with my magic wand in my belt, waiting for a duel. Suddenly, A WILD DUMBLEDORE APPEARED. I said: "wtf Dumbledore you're supposed to be dead!"
Dumbledore simply said: 'ABRACADABRA!!!!" and blasted me to Argentina. Luckily I landed on my knee, which absorbed the impact, but shattered it in the process.

2 Words:
Cupcake, Windows

Sun, 06/09/2013 - 15:42
#164
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Pipipipipi
I throw a cupcake at some

I throw a cupcake at some old, cranky man's window, the window gets angry at me and throws the cupcake at my knee which breaks

old man (the one in the first ledgend of zelda that gives you your sword and is everywhere)

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 03:15
#165
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Thowardz

I Found Old Man And He Said "TakeThis Sword,It's Dangerous To Go Alone"
I Said "No Thanks,My Sword Is Stronger Than Your"
Then,He's So Angry And Hit My Knee With His Sword
OUCH!!!Ouch!!ouch!

Mon, 06/10/2013 - 17:10
#166
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Retaeq

You didn't give me 2 words :'(

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 02:51
#167
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Thowardz
Oh Sorry

Here 2 Words
Two Words
:D

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 05:14
#168
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Iamnoone
I was eating alphabet soup

I was eating alphabet soup when I noticed two words in my bowl.
"Hey Mom!" I called.
She came and took a look, then she kicked me, breaking my knee.
It's not my fault she *%&$ed in and put *%&$ in the soup that she gave me.

chicken fuzzy

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 16:34
#169
Spold's picture
Spold

There was a chicken with a rare genetic mutation that was fuzzy instead of feathery, and I decided to go check it out. It had fuzzy fur because it was an adaptation that allowed things to mistake it for cotton, and once I figured out that it was a chicken, it attacked my knee.

Turban, Syrup

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 12:26
#170
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Boodo
I was wearing a turban while

I was wearing a turban while eating syrupy and I broke my knee

Dolphins, chips

Tue, 06/11/2013 - 19:38
#171
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Iamnoone
I didn't know what to do with

I didn't know what to do with the lead paint chips that peeled away from the window sill so I fed them to some stupid dolphins. PETA got mad at me and came after me. They picked my house. It was on the news. Some old lady saw it. She saw my in the grocery store and run into me with her shopping cart breaking my knee. Old bat, I wanted to kill her. Feed her paint chips by ramming them down her throat.

tooth decay/ turtle

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 03:46
#172
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Thowardz
There was a turtle name

There was a turtle name Thowardz. He have tooh decay. He goes to the dentist But Found me. he said "Hey get out of my way! Or I'll Broke your knee!"
I Laughed so hard because I think that turtle is harmless
But it's not...
It's slam at my knee
OUCH!!!

Lord , Bacon

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 08:57
#173
Spold's picture
Spold

I went to a country found on the planet of Proteinica. It was filled with meat, and I was in Bacistan. The leader there was the lord of bacon. I went into his meaty castle, and he said "You're not made of bacon! Imposter!" so he sent his bacon minions to bite my knee with their spicy grease attacks.

Sand, Pluto

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 07:47
#174
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Iamnoone
I went to Disney World on a

I went to Disney World on a class trip. Meeting Pluto was the saddest thing of all. He was a sloppy drunk. He tried to put his arm around me. So, I kicked him in the naads. Security chased me. I would have gotten away if I didn't slip on sand and break my knee.

skateboard slinky

Wed, 06/12/2013 - 17:19
#175
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Boodo
I was stake boarding with a

I was stake boarding with a slinky in my hand. I dropped the slinky and while trying to pick it up I fell and broke my knee

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 02:41
#176
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Thowardz
2 words

Boodo , Disobey

Thu, 06/13/2013 - 15:48
#177
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Doom-Xx
Boodo disobeyed OOO and broke

Boodo disobeyed OOO and broke my leg. He got banned

Tickling, GMs

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 08:56
#178
Spold's picture
Spold

I tickled Nick, and he was laughing so hard he didn't realize he was holding his ban stick. He moved it to slap his knee due to his laughter, but it bounced off of his knee to slap mine.

Diamonds, Buddha

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 07:12
#179
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Thowardz
I'm Found Diamond BuddhaTHIS

I'm Found Diamond Buddha
THIS WILL BE MINE MUH HA HA HAH HA!!!
Suddenly some random thief brole my knee
then he steal the buddha
no Nooo NOOOOOO!!!

2 words
yes , no

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 08:55
#180
Spold's picture
Spold

I asked this guy "Will you break my knee?", and he said "No.". I said "I'll give you a penny!", and he said "Yes." then he broke my knee.

Dictator, Lava

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 09:49
#181
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Infernoburner
Derpuraptor strikes back

Some stupid Dictator was a meanie so he threw lava over my knee. I swiftly jumped in the water to stop burning, but the lava on my knee became stone.
I walked to the dictator not noticing his head protector thingy, using his head to break my knee free. The protector thing broke it!

poo, gangnam

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 10:00
#182
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Spold

I was taking a trip to Gangnam, and I had to go to the bathroom. I used the bathroom, and the poo became a mutant, jumped up, and it bit my knee.

Macaroni, Evolution (Charles Darwin Theory)

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 10:19
#183
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Boodo
I was eating macaroni while

I was eating macaroni while figuring out what evolution is, when I fell off my chair and broke my knee

Car keys, gorilla

Fri, 06/14/2013 - 20:56
#184
Spold's picture
Spold

Scientists tested to see how a gorilla acted if it played Grand Theft Auto. After the test, the gorilla broke my car door, kicked me out, stole my car keys, and kicked my knee before driving off.

Falafel, Atmosphere.

Sun, 06/16/2013 - 20:30
#185
Spold's picture
Spold

Don't die!

Tue, 06/18/2013 - 06:37
#186
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Um...

Someone do those words! I can't think about funny things with Falafel! Um... what's Falafel?

Tue, 06/18/2013 - 12:14
#187
Spold's picture
Spold

This is a falafel.

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 04:03
#188
Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
oh thank you

I'm flying to the atmosphere
I did it successfully and hovering around
Suddenly there's a falafel ZOOOOOOOOOOM!!! And Hit on my face
Then I fall down from the sky
I Broke my knee after I hit the land
OUCH!!!

2 words
Funny Scarry

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 12:09
#189
Spold's picture
Spold

My friend was watching a comedy in the living room, and I was watching a scary movie in my room. I was screaming so he got mad, and he came in the room to kick my knee.

Pickaxe, Salsa

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 13:42
#190
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Doom-Xx
I was mining for salsa with

I was mining for salsa with my pickaxe when I wacked myself

Pootis spencer

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:32
#191
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Pipipipipi
I go up to some guy and he

I go up to some guy and he says, "Pootis spencer"
me: What?
random guy: Pootis spencer
me: I don't get it
random guy: POOTIS SPENCER!!!
he then kicked my knee and broke it

Pipipipipi, 3.143.143.143.143.14

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:44
#192
Spold's picture
Spold

I was in math class. Pipipipipi was a student there, and the teacher came asked me to come up to the board to solve a problem. It was 3.14 x 5.

I got it right so Pipipipipi thought I was a nerd, and he kicked my knee.

Chalk, Moss

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:47
#193
Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Y U NO TYPE 2 WORDS?

I feed mossy chalk to Splod for thinking I would hit someone for being smart, then he kicks my knee

Pipipipipi, Splod

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 16:50
#194
Spold's picture
Spold

Pipipipipi said "Spold, I'm going to hit your knee.". I said "Okay.". He hit my knee.

Pipipipipi, Pie

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:06
#195
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Pipipipipi
I eat pie and throw it Splod

I eat pie and throw it Splod breaking his, wait, his knees are already broken, arms, he kicks my knee

my glasses (http://cloud-2.steampowered.com/ugc/597007037730824282/ECF8D701A9D0AD40A...) (how do you link a word?)

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:36
#196
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Doom-Xx
They dropped and fell on

They dropped and fell on me

Mad GM, uh oh

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:39
#197
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Pipipipipi
I get a GM mad by throwing

I get a GM mad by throwing potatos at them so they hit me with their banstick on my knee

I die with a broken knee

(BTW doom, do you have steam?)

long story

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:41
#198
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Doom-Xx
I have steam

A person told me a long story and I got bored and fell asleep but then I had a nightmare and when I woke up I freaked out and broke my knee

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:53
#199
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Pipipipipi
what your username? I want to friend you.

no 2 words?
frowny face

Wed, 06/19/2013 - 17:55
#200
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Doom-Xx
It's Doom-Xx lol

A person smacked their frowny face on my knee

P.E.K.K.A (goto clash of clans wiki), cannon

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