A holy man named Mackerel came and broke my knee
Potato sandwich
The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 17:20
#302
The 4th wall shall be shattered!!!
Mon, 12/09/2013 - 23:56
#303
I found a potato, but a Heavy
I found a potato, but a Heavy came to me. He wanted the potato, so he crushed my knee with a Sandvich.
Liberty Launcher(http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Liberty_Launcher)
Thu, 12/12/2013 - 04:38
#304
I was part of the RED team. I
I was part of the RED team. I walked into a BLU Soldier that was holding a Liberty Launcher. I took a rocket to the knee.
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:29
#305
MOOoOO
I was playing shortstop, but I took a baseball to the knee.
Don't necro.
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:33
#306
Move over! There's bubble wrap to be popped!
I told Ironic not to necro, otherwise Ironic would end up like Lickamilk, but nooooo, so I broke Ironic's knee to stop the necros
Gremlin Chatter
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:35
#307
Who's Lickamilk?
That Gremlin just beat my leg, to stop my Chatter!
Herp derp
Wed, 05/28/2014 - 18:37
#308
Move over! There's bubble wrap to be popped!
I herped and derped then broke my knee
Ironic's cage
Tue, 07/01/2014 - 16:54
#309
This is a Necro/Bump a
This is a Necro/Bump a Necrump !
I was changin the news papper in Ironic Cage when he bitten me. I fell on the ground and broke my knee because of it.
Steel Office
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 05:38
#310
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
I'll support that necro.
I was playing Spiral Knights in the office. Then, the boss caught me and tried to kill me angrily. And then, I defense myself by pushed him off the window. After that, a steel pen fell down and broke my knee.
necromancer, monk
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 06:23
#311
All hail the cookie !
So I was talking whit my necromencer friend about how much I owed him for reviving me 248 time when a monk came in and started talking. When he lern that my freind was a necromencer he became enraged and strarted bashing everyone whit his stick. He hit my knew and broke it.
Firefox, Knight
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 11:04
#312
And That's How I...
I called a kid names
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 11:19
#313
@Floppy-Fish, I thnk you
@Floppy-Fish, I thnk you don't get the point of the game...
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 12:21
#314
All Sonosuks will break loose
I was at the library and needed to use the computer. The only browser they had was Firefox, but when I opened it, a knight burst through the wall and a rock broke my knee.
Batman Fork
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 12:37
#315
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
I was eating cereal with a fork when batman came in and stole my fork, so I ran after him but tripped and broke my knee
Ice cream
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 16:48
#316
I was eating ice cream when
I was eating ice cream when the bowl fell on my knee
Tortodrone cereal
Wed, 07/02/2014 - 18:30
#317
All Sonosuks will break loose
I used to play games with Tortodrones, then a Cereal Killer ran up to us with a crossbow and you know where I'm going with this.
Skyrim Arrow
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 04:44
#318
So I was playing Skyrim when
So I was playing Skyrim when I got an arrow to the knee.
Spiral Kid (it's two separate word.)
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 04:59
#319
So my kid was Spiraling
So my kid was Spiraling around when he got dizzy, slammed into my knee, and broke it.
Apocrea, pipipipi
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 05:16
#320
So I was fighting the
So I was fighting the Apocrean whit Pipipipipi when we seen an apocrean. He slammed my knee breaking it and letting the apocrean get me instead of him.
Home Knowledge
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 09:28
#321
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
I was studying homes in a book to gain knowledge when the book fell on my knee breaking it.
Clone, pipe
Thu, 07/03/2014 - 13:21
#322
All hail the cookie !
So I was doing science like always when a pipe appeared in the middle of my lab. Mario ''Jumpman'' Mario jumped out of it an smashed my head barely killing me. After recovering I used my clone machine to make an army of clone to avenge myself. But they didn't obey to me (I wouldn't obey to myself neither and they are me technically) and one smashed my knee.
Lantern Bucket
Sun, 07/13/2014 - 15:14
#323
hehe
coming out from school, i saw Green Lantern using a bucket of water to take out fire. After taking the fire away, green lantern put the bucket on the ground and left, then suddenly Sinistral came out of no where angry. and grabed the bucket on the ground and threw it at my knee using his ring.
pumpkin, pie
Sat, 07/12/2014 - 13:17
#324
All Sonosuks will break loose
One day, my pumpkin was coming home from school. When I walked over to greet him, I slipped on a pie and fell on my knee.
Monday
Sat, 07/12/2014 - 13:36
#325
MONDAYS
i was riding on a bike got in to a car crash, and hurt my knee
bamboo, panda
Sat, 07/12/2014 - 16:07
#326
Move over, there's bubble wrap to be popped!
Once apon a time, some ninja bamboo hit my knee with a panda and broke it
Lamp, king
Sun, 07/13/2014 - 15:12
#327
an angry king
that didn't like the lamp i gave him. He threw the lamp at my knee
needle shot
Sat, 07/12/2014 - 19:02
#328
All Sonosuks will break loose
A Heracross with a sniper rifle shot my foot with a needle and I fell on my knee and broke it.
Spiderman apples
Sun, 07/13/2014 - 06:02
#329
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Spiderapple came into my house and killed all the oranges. I asked him to stop, so he broke my knee
Dark chocolate
Sun, 07/13/2014 - 09:32
#330
All Sonosuks will break loose
This bar of Chocolate tried to feed me a Darkman, but I refused, and he broke my knee.
Hammer Costume
Sun, 07/13/2014 - 09:53
#331
Well
I was wearing a Construction Worker costume for Halloween, And a real Construction Worker threw a hammer at my knee breaking it.
Winter, Pie
Sun, 07/13/2014 - 18:13
#332
Dang knee
I was at a family reunion for the Winter and my Aunt broke my knee when I said I didn't like her pie.
Elbows, shoes
Sun, 07/13/2014 - 18:32
#333
All Sonosuks will break loose
My elbow came to life and stomped on my knee with it's magical floating shoe.
Box, Egg
Mon, 07/14/2014 - 17:43
#334
@sono
there was a large egg in a box a jellycube used its attack at the box to throw the box at my knee.
slag guards
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 06:36
#335
Well...
I was walking through the newly conqured Almirian castle. When I slipped on some slag and smashed into a guard. he got angry and smashed my knee with his mace.
Kitten, Xenomorph
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 07:27
#336
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I was walking my Necromorph around the neighborhood when a giant kitten came and slapped my knee with his paw, breaking it.
Puppet
Phone
Wed, 07/16/2014 - 10:27
#337
:D
there was a zombie puppet on the phone. he was to busy to put it in his pocket after hanging up. he just threw the phone at my knee really hard.
iPhone four
Fri, 07/18/2014 - 17:56
#338
MAH KNEES!
Everyone in the world came to buy a new iPhone and four of them trampled my knee.
Portal gun
Sat, 07/19/2014 - 06:46
#339
\('u')/
I was walking about when a portal to another dimension opened infront of me. I stepped in and fell into a pile of guns. Another portal opened and I left, and a random Hobo broke my knee with a pipe.
Pipe, Sherlock Holmes
Sat, 07/19/2014 - 16:26
#340
Y U Do Dis sherlock
I steal Sherlock Holmes's Pipe and he broke my knee with it.
Earthbound, Giygas
Sat, 07/19/2014 - 17:00
#341
All Sonosuks will break loose
I was talking with Giygas on the phone the other day, something about burning water, when my nonexistent brother came in and smashed his Earthbound game on my knee.
Towel
Mario
Sat, 07/19/2014 - 18:51
#342
Well=
I dried myself with a towel, When mario jumped on my Knee breaking it.
Girls, British
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 16:34
#343
I was in Britain and there
I was in Britain and there was a stampede of girls (going to a One Direction concert) and they ran me over and i broke my knee!
Japan. Pipipipi
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 16:56
#344
Well
Me and PiPiPipi were playing a japanese game. When Japan fell on my head and broke my knee (Waitwut?)
Cheerios, Bomb
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 17:50
#345
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I was tossing bombs around when the bee mascot of Cheerios came and dropped an anvil onto my knee.
China
Minecraft
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 18:50
#346
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
I appear to have a reputation for breaking knees...
In Minecraft, I decided to try to dig to China, but then I hit bedrock, so I mined it for 5 years and actually somehow almost broke through, when a skeleton appeared and shot me, which made me so angry that I turned on creative mode and broke through the bedrock, but instead of finding china, I found the void, which damaged me by breaking my knee
Hugs, Bart (the cactus)
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 20:31
#347
Well
Bart The Cactus tried to give me hugs, But he hugged my knee breaking it
Pi, Pie
Tue, 07/22/2014 - 11:44
#348
.
i gave pi a pie. he didn't like they way it tasted. so threw the pie at me and kicked my knee.
fire, ice
Tue, 07/22/2014 - 13:01
#349
Well...
I tried to set ice on fire. After succeeding a Logic Lord came and shot me in the knee for doing the impossibe.
Logic,Lord
Thu, 07/24/2014 - 13:27
#350
The Lord of Logic held a
The Lord of Logic held a parade and it ran over me and I broke mah knee
Internet, Wolver
I hoped for a new page so much mai knee broke.
Holy Mackerel