As I slew false jellies, I drank my juicy jelly juice. I dropped the cup and slipped. My knee smashed into a pillow. I was happy to know that I broke my pillow instead of the knee.
But to my great surprise, the juicy jelly juice inspired the pillow to take revenge, and it bit my knee, breaking it.
1 snipe, 2 snipes
I walking in haven when I tripod over a snipe. I started chasing it but then 2 more snipes came. I ran from them but they soon caught and broke my knee.
Stranger, Grass
I walking in haven when I tripod over a snipe. I started chasing it but then 2 more snipes came. I ran from them but they soon caught and broke my knee.
Stranger, Grass
A stranger came to my house selling glass. I told him I didn't need any. He picked up a rock and throw it through my window and said, "yes you do." Needless to say, I went out and kicked his butt. The police came, locked him up and put him in jail. I had to go to the station and make a report. When I came home and walked through the door, I slipped on a piece of broken glass that I had forgotten was still laying all over the place. I open the basement door to get the broom when I fell down the stairs breaking my knee. I laid there for two weeks until the mailman reported to the police I hadn't been getting my mail.
toothpick and sand
I was making a sandcastle when some person smashed a toothpick on my knee, breaking it.
Wait... what? (Snipe, Stranger)
I sniped a stranger with a snipe, and then anouther stranger with a wooden sword said "it's dangerous to go alone, take this" and I said what? then he said "TaKe ThIs," and I said no and he got really mad and yelled "TAKE THIS" and tryed to attack me with the sword but I sniped him with my snipe before he could do anything, he fell to the ground and the sword fell on my knee, breaking it
nyan cat
I was relaxing in haven when my friend came to me and said ''Hey come we will all these develite BRAAAAAAAAAAAH'' (My friend is a part of my personallity) so I go in the arcade and kill monster then I go up caue i pressed the button whiout wanting to do it. So my friend (who nt a part of my personallity) gime a marshmallow hugged me and leved. Then i walked on a rock, feld on the groud and broked my knee.
Potatoes develite. (Yes i know there is no ,)
I was eating a potato chips. I looked another way, and I saw a Pit Boss yelling at one of his employees because he wasn't "fat" enough so the devilite saw me eating potato chips, and he crashed towards me to munch them all. I tried to run, but I tripped and I broke my knee.
Planet, Scythe
I sentry jumped over the atmosphere and saw another Planet. Later I spotted a Scythe flying towards me, so I ducked it and fell back to Earth, and this is how I broke my knee.
Rocket Jumper(http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Rocket_jumper)
I attempted to blow up something with it, but I couldn't and got so mad I broke my knee
adventurer, arrow
I was hiking in the mountains when I met a fellow adventurer. He said he was short on arrows and was wondering if I could spare some. While I was taking off my pack to check, he shoved me and I tumbled down the mountain. Unsurprisingly, I broke my knee.
A single atom of gold.
I use a si- OH WAIT, IT'S NOT 2 WORDS, YOUR PUNISHMENT IS A ARROW TO THE KNEE
shoots arrow into Cradarc's knee, breaking it
arrow, Skyrim
I was playing arrow when i receive a Skyrim in the knee broking it.
Long time no see The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game thread.
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGARGARGH, iron ballon.
Reviving an old thread.
I got a iron balloon from the fair so it wouldn't end up breaking, but I was wrong until... DR. OCTOGONAPUS BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGARGARGH happened which effected my entire body including my knee.
Fish, Spy
I tried to get Unarmed Combat by taking Spy's arm, but I got Holy Mackerel instead. The Spy hit my knee with his Dead Ringer and this is how I broke my knee.
wooden pickaxe
I have woken up in the world of Minecraft, and found a wooden pickaxe in the bonus chest. At night, I was going mining. Then, I found coal ore. When I was mining out the wood, a creeper blew me up! I barely survived, so I tried walking back home. Then a zombie takes my pick, and throws it at my knee! Then my knee broke.
Cookies
I was playing Minecraft on a multiplayer server. I saw a farm in the jungle so I took the wheat from the farm, and I used the cocoa beans to make cookies. Someone saw me with the cookies, and realized their farm was gone so they hit me in the knee with a sword.
Demopan, Mayonnaise
I got ninjad so I broke my knee, nuff said
New game
I started a new game in Minecraft but a creeper came and exploded my knee.
German keyboard
I found a suspicous German who was giving away suspicous keyboards for a low price, I said no to the offer so he broke my knee
Herp derp
I found a card with words "herp derp". A tree broke my knee while I was trying to decode the meaing of these words.
Absolute nothingness.
A guy named Absolute threw nothingness at my knee, breaking it
Skeletron Prime
A Skeletron with Prime title grounded and a recoil crushed my knee.
robot knee
a robot was jelous of my knee so he smashed it
Terraria, Minecraft
I was playing Minecraft and offending Terrarians, when a noob came to my home, slipped on his shoe, and his jaw broke my knee.
Soda Popper
Mr. Popper's penguins came and asked me if I wanted a soda and I said no, so they got angry and broke my knee
Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Still nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. Nothing. So I got bored and I broke my knee.
Home run(baseball move)
I dicided to run home, but while doing it, I tripped and broke my knee
Terraria, herpling
I was playing Terraria, and while fighting a herpling, it broke my knee.
Cube, Shotgun
I was playing Cube, and while fighting a Shotgun, it broke my knee.
4th wall
I tried to smash the 4th wall, but its rubble broke my knee.
Scattergun, Pistol
I took a Scattergun and my Pistol and went to fight Vanaduke but he swung his mace and it hit and broke my knee, after which my Scattergun charged and I killed him with that.
Alpha Squad, Pikachu
I took a Scattergun and my Pistol and went to fight Vanaduke but he swung his mace and it hit and broke my knee, after which my Scattergun charged and I killed him with that.
Alpha Squad, Pikachu
Alpha Squad was sent to erase your double post, but when I was playing Pokemon Emerald and finally caught Pikachu, I was so joyed that I fell off the sofa and cracked my knee.
Dead Ringer
http://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Dead_Ringer
I used my Dead Ringer but the guy turned around at the worst moment and then broke my knee.
Aegis, Pantry
some guy named Aegis hit my knee with a Pantry
Waffle man
A waffle man ripped my knee of at the joint, then dropped it and it broke.
Sam Fisher
I went Fishing and I caught a fish named Sam, he told me if I let him go, he would grant me a wish, so I did and I said blindly, "I would like for my knee to break... no no, WAIT WAIT!" but it was already too late and my knee magicly broke.
lie, GLaDOs
I wandered into Apeture and got caught by Glados and she lied to me saying "this test won't break your knee" and it broke my knee
Vog, Spiral
I was playing Spiral Vogs when a knight came and broke my knee with a BTB
pig army
I found a pig in Minecraft, took some porkchop, but a demo army got me and broke my knee.
nothing happened, so I broke my knee
Cube World
After my waffle-ordeal I wandered Cube World but waffle man came back and ripped my other knee off and was careless so he dropped it and it broke. I mauled him and took his waffle legs and attached them to my legs.
Llama, Swagasaurous
I was riding a llama when a Swagasaurus chased me and I fell off and broke my knee
hug-wanting vana
I went to Firestorm Citadel. I made it to Vanaduke. I defeated him again. He was so impressed, he wanted a hug. I shouted, "No! No, no, no, no, no! NO! STAHP!" Then he hugged me. He hugged me so hard, he broke ALL my bones, including my knees.
Cookie, spaceship.
alien santa clause came down and stole the real santa's cookie AND his glass of milk, so I bolted on my handy-dandy flux capacitor and went after the four-eyed tentacle freak and when I caught up to him I shoved my foot up his -bleep-, but his butthole puckered and broke my knee.
bifurcated tail
A bifurcated tail came and broke every bone in my body except my knee, darn, I lost :(
cupcake, muffin
I found a cupcake when the muffin man came and broke my knee for having a cupcake
New page
While practicing my batman wannabe moves, the real batman appeared and I was stunned. I begged him to to teach me his ways so. Instead I took a batmobile to the knee.
Juicy jellies