First poster on second page!!!
The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game
Wed, 05/08/2013 - 14:38
#52
Awesome
Wed, 05/08/2013 - 20:17
#53
After a train carrying
After a train carrying chemicals crashed, I ran to save the town. The poison was certain to reach the town beings as the train was traveling up
hill. Time was of the essences. Fire, it's the only way, I thought to myself. I'll burn the poison before it reaches the town. So I began gathering the things I needed to build a small fire. I ran to the left and gathered wood. I ran to the right and scooped some leaves. I ran back to the tracks and fell on a stone. I broke my knee. I laid there calling for help. No one came. The chemicals eventually rolled down the hill and over my face. That is how I broke my knee and had the side of my face melt off.
Thu, 05/09/2013 - 18:48
#54
@Iam- I liked your plot twist at the end! But you forgot the two words.
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@Hero- That made my day. =P
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 06:30
#55
Sorry...
I forgot where I was posting. Let me fix that.
pizza midget
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 15:45
#56
I'm so bored I seriously would run to any friends house right now! Even if it took me an hour to get there!
I decided to order some pizza since it's about the time I usually eat dinner. The dude that delivered it to me happened to be a midget however.
In my boredom, I accidentally said something that apparently offended the small man, and he started chasing me while wielding a bush. When that didn't work, he got in his car, and rammed my knee with his front bumper. I fell down, and it broke.
EDIT: Sorry! I'm such a hypocrite. =P
Wagon, Spooning
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 15:39
#57
^
You didn't give me 2 words :'(
Fri, 05/10/2013 - 20:40
#58
What is spooning?
I'm just going to use "spoon".......
Some raging guy in a wagon hit me in the head with a spoon.
That didn't break my knee.
Then after that he hit me in the knee with a rock.
Farting, vase
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 11:56
#59
I farted on a vase, and then turned around. I saw that my fart caused it to fall on my knee.
Alchemy, Dingo
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 13:31
#60
I was creating the ultimate knee broker bomb when my friend Dingo enter in my laboratory and make the bomb explode.But the bomb was not finished so we was ok.Then a strange guy enter and give me the recipe for the ultimate knee broker.Then he disapear like he appeared.So i make the ultimat knee broker whit the recipies.When i finished i put it on my work table and go to my home a guy knock to my door.When i open the door the guy broke my knee and run away.
- vog (the wolver not the armor or the helm) king
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 19:01
#61
I got a message from an Arabic guy that said "توفي الملك عبد الله، ويظهر بحثنا أن كنت ابنه الأقرب له." which translated to "King Abdullah died, and our research shows that you're his closest son!". I said "Wow! I'm going to be a monarch! ". He said "يجب أن تحصل على قصرك!" which translates to "We must travel to the Arabian palace!". I said "Okay!". As I stepped into the Arabian palace, I saw a bunch of Vogs! The Arabic guy said "ونحافظ على الأنواع الخفية من الذئاب في هذا القصر. ونحن ندعو لهم wolvers، وتسمى هذه الأسطوري، منها الناري جمع حول عرشك VOG الأشبال." which translated to "We keep a hidden species of wolves in this palace. We call them wolvers, and these legendary, fiery ones gathering around your throne are called Vog Cubs." I was like "Oh my Vog!". I ran to the chair with excitement, but I tripped over a Vog Cub's back, and my knee hit the throne.
Sorcerer, Pencil
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 17:30
#62
A sorcerer came and turned my
A sorcerer came and turned my leg into a pencil then snapped it in half and turned it back into a leg again
Feron chicken
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 17:40
#63
Hmm...
Feron came up to me and cooked me like a chicken. A skeleton came up and shot me in the knee.
Creeper, cardboard
Sat, 05/11/2013 - 21:18
#64
Can I try?
There A creeper creeping me in the wood.....
I saw him carrying a heavy cardboard Club....
He quickly dash at me and bash his club into my knee
And that how I broke my knee
Cotton,Shirt
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 05:55
#65
I was out in the field
I was out in the field picking cotton on a hot, sunny day so I took my shirt off to cool down. Covered in hair, the farmer mistakenly came after me with his shotgun yelling, "Bigfoot!" I dove to dodge a bullet and that's when a news van, rushing to the scene to cover the story, ran over my leg and broke my knee.
yoyo jello
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 06:39
#66
I was using my yo-yo, but it started swirling so it crashed into my jelly. I got pulled next to the jelly because of my yo-yo, and my knee got hit by the table.
Constellation, Egg Salad
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 07:10
#67
I was trying to connect
I was trying to connect constellations in the night sky while eating an egg salad. All of a sudden, a pack of hungry werewolves appeared!! I ran for my life and hid behind a bush watching them carefully. I saw that they only wanted my egg salad! That got me really angry and I got my baseball bat and started whacking them. I hit one so hard, I think I broke their knee. Somehow one of the werewolves called Animal Control. So they said I had to pay with an "eye-for-an-eye". So they broke my knee.
Cardboard Box :o
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 07:23
#68
Continue from my last post
After My knee is broked by heavy cardboard club from creeper.
I skiping all the way to my house.
I searching for first-aid Box to heal my broked knee.
And then I Slip my wolver's tail and broke another knee.
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 12:23
#69
ummm...
how am I suppost to
ummm...
how am I suppost to break my leg?
snarbolax
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:26
#70
Snarbolax bit my knee.
DNA, Meditation
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 13:50
#71
I tripped over a beetleLol
I tripped over a beetle after meditating and DNA changed my leg
Lol, Neurax worm
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 17:08
#72
A brain has been discovered
A brain has been discovered in my knee
A Neurax worm comes and eats it
Doom-Xx with more Neurax worms
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 19:11
#73
Im sorry
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 19:24
#74
I put wasabi on my chili, and my friend sneaked up on me saying "Hi!" so I freaked out, my bowl of chili jumped, and it feel on my knee. The wasabi was spicy so it also burnt my knee.
Aardvark, Pringles
Sun, 05/12/2013 - 20:51
#75
ARRRRRRRRGH
OUCH MY KNEE BROKE!
Im just eating Pringles And That Aardvark Tackle My Knee!
WHO LET THE AARAVARK OUT!?!
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 08:08
#76
skateboard, corpse
skateboard, corpse
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 08:20
#77
Why do i forgot to put 2 words?
I Got Zombie Bash at my knee By It skateboard made of corpse
Then My knee Broke
Forgot,Two
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 15:50
#78
I forgot how to count to 2,
I forgot how to count to 2, while tring to remember, I slipped and broke my knee
also you never did my Doom-Xx with more Neurax worms, oh well... -_-
Doom-Xx with even more Neurax worms
Mon, 05/13/2013 - 20:06
#79
uncle worm
uncle worm
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 05:17
#80
I tripped over uncle worm
I tripped over uncle worm
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 08:00
#81
You are experiencing a PICNIC ERROR!
Seeing how badly you forgot the two words, I got angry and kneed the table. Snap
Cautery Sword (a name), Jelly
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 08:12
#82
I got hit by jelly Who use
I got hit by jelly Who use Cautery Sword
*Jelly Hit Thowardz Knee*
Dragon,Cat
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 13:11
#83
I tripped over a dragon and a
I tripped over a dragon and a cat kicked me in The leg
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 15:29
#84
You fogot the word
You fogot the word
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 15:29
#85
You fogot the word
You fogot the word
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 16:51
#86
Words
Poop, Angel
Tue, 05/14/2013 - 18:47
#87
a angle comes and accedently
a angle comes and accedently breaks my knee by pooping on it, then heals it
why no one do mine
no escape this time
Doom-Xx with every Neurax worm in the world
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 02:59
#88
What 2 Words?
Read the title
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 04:29
#89
Uh
Next person just use......
Poison, wolvers
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 06:26
#90
If you don't feel like
If you don't feel like playing this game properly, DO NOT POST HERE.
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 06:28
#91
If you don't feel like
If you don't feel like playing this game properly, DO NOT POST HERE.
Ha ha, my computer hates game wreckers too. XD
Wed, 05/15/2013 - 11:35
#92
I was walking in the rabid
I was walking in the rabid snarbolax lair when a poison wolver jumped on me,make me fall on the ground an broke my knee.
cheese cake,gran faust
Thu, 05/16/2013 - 02:53
#93
I see someone eating
I see someone eating cheesecake.
I want to hit him with gran faust to steal his cheesecake
But missed him and broke my knee
Holly Wood,axe
Thu, 05/16/2013 - 12:17
#94
While I was visiting
While I was visiting Hollywood, I walked by a building and saw someone throw an axe off the building. It was aiming straight at my head. I dived out of the way and landed on my knee and it broke.
Thu, 05/16/2013 - 15:34
#95
^ ignored
I found some holly wood with a axe in it so I grabed the axe and stuck it in my knee
world-o-pillows
Fri, 05/17/2013 - 04:25
#96
Do you mean World and pillows?
Do you mean World and pillows?
I Im dreaming in my dreamworld.....
I dream that I hit Jelly with pillow
When I wake up I find out That I broke my knee With Pillow Not jelly
Roar,Cake
Fri, 05/17/2013 - 13:37
#97
When I stuck my fork into my
When I stuck my fork into my cake, it roared at me. I jumped, getting caught up in my chair. I broke my knee and my chair at the same time.
rubber duck, teddy bear
Fri, 05/17/2013 - 15:09
#98
no, I ment a world made of pillows
I make friends with a rubber duck and a teddy bear, then they betray me and throw me off a cliff, breaking my knee
idmagenary friend
Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:23
#99
What is idmagenary?
idmagenary is my friend......
later he hit me with almond Donut and broke my knee
House Graveyard
Fri, 05/17/2013 - 17:35
#100
My graveyard was in some guys
My graveyard was in some guys house and he wasn't too happy about it. While the undertaker was burring me, the guy attacked him making him drop my casket. I fell through the floors to the basement breaking my knee. The undertaker took me to the hospital but they wouldn't fix it because I was already dead.
stupid, intelligent
The Soviet Union hit me in the knee with a book and it broke.
Fire, poison