I made a cannon and i name her P.E.K.K.A.
Then someone use her to shoot cannonball at my knee
OUCH!!!!
2 words
away, Q
The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 04:33
#202
I made a cannon and i name
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 08:18
#203
I had a friend, and his name started with a Q. He said he went away on a vacation without asking me to come so when he came back I raged. He told me to calm down so he kicked my knee.
Knee, Breaking
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 11:34
#204
I grabed a knee from some guy
I grabed a knee from some guy and threw it at my friend named Breaking because he was a jerk to me, he got mad at me and kicked my knee
creeper meme
Thu, 06/20/2013 - 11:37
#205
Thhhaaattttssssssssssssanicccccccccccccccceeekknnneeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeyyooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuggoootttttttttttttttttthhheeerrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee..............it'dbeeeeeaaasssSSSSshaaaaammmmeeeeeiiiifffssooommmeeeettthhiiinnnggggggggggggggwwerrrrrrrrrretoooohhaapppppppeennnnnnnnnnnnttooitttttttttttt..
There goes my knee.
Herp, Derp
Sun, 06/23/2013 - 07:07
#206
This guy broke my knee because I was herping and derping.
Lemonade, SPAM (Spiced Ham)
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 10:32
#207
After drinking lemonade with
After drinking lemonade with my spam, I ran to the bathroom and dove on the floor in front of the toilet. My leg got wrenched in between the toilet and wall and I broke my knee trying to stand.
mouse rocket
Tue, 06/25/2013 - 12:03
#208
I was doing my science fair project to see if a mouse would get the cheese on the toy rocket, and he did so the rocket flew all around the house then it crashed into my knee.
Ink, Incorporation
Sat, 06/29/2013 - 20:52
#209
This thread's dying!
Sun, 06/30/2013 - 03:34
#210
Nope...
There's some Ink... I incorporation. With a dog. Than we manage to broke our knee together with ink...
(Don't ask how)
Dan, Jay
Sun, 06/30/2013 - 12:30
#211
I met this one person named Dan. He looked at me funny, so I looked at him funny back. His friend Jay then came and broke my knee cause he thought I looked at him funny.
Podcast, Youtube, Lieutenant Feron.
Sun, 06/30/2013 - 15:10
#212
Fresh Prince of Bell-Arrow to the knee
Now this is the story all about how
My knee got crippled, bent inside out
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there
I'll tell you how the KGB made me disappear into thin air.
In the western Soviet Union born and raised
On the training grounds where I spent most of my days
Fragging out, maxing, blasting all cool
And all shooting some spies outside of the school
When a couple of kids, they were up to some good
Started making peace in my neighbourhood
I read one anti-war book and the government got scared
And they tossed me out of a plane 20,000 feet in the air.
-END-
Slinky, Bronies
Sun, 06/30/2013 - 16:33
#213
You don't get this game, do you?
Mon, 07/01/2013 - 06:29
#214
... 3 words?!
I have my Youtube Channel. Then I uploads things about Podcast (not really). And then Lieutenant Feron just brroke my knee. He said "Get Back To WORK!!!"
Roar , twin
Tue, 07/02/2013 - 06:34
#215
I saw these lion twins and I was assisting at the zoo. I only had enough food to feed one lion so I threw the food in there. They tried fighting over it, but I jumped down there, and they roared then both of them pounced on my knee.
Chili, Helium
Tue, 07/02/2013 - 08:11
#216
I selling Balloon for kids. I need to buy more helium for more balloon. Along the way Someone ate some very spicy chili. He run toward me.then, He made Me slip and broke my knee
MOAR!!! , ARMY
Thu, 07/04/2013 - 20:38
#217
My army of Space Marines got
My army of Space Marines got into a fight with an army of Orks. As it turns out, their policy of "MOAR DAKKA!!!" is surprisingly effective on large groups. Pretty much my entire army died, and I ended up with a broken knee.
Spiral Knights
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 19:54
#218
I got in my chair to play Spiral Knights, but I slipped and feel on my knee trying to get in.
Potion, Berries
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 20:10
#219
I drank potion and my dog eat Berries... We both got stomuchache... Then I call the doctor... But it turn out that the doctor is the joker. So he broke my knee just for fun...
Battle , Sprite
Fri, 07/05/2013 - 20:30
#220
A masked man stole my can of sprite so I decided to battle him. He then used his move called "Knee Kick", and he kicked my knee.
Rapier, Hummus
Sat, 07/06/2013 - 22:03
#221
Don't die yet, thread!
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 02:00
#222
um....
There's someone named Rapier Hummus. He broke my knee with unreasonable reason...
2 word's
uʍop 'ǝpısd∩
No no no no no... Don't ever use "Upside" and "down". I want you to use "uʍop" and "ǝpısd∩"
Mon, 07/08/2013 - 03:50
#223
I was typing this post when
I was typing this post when suddenly my house flipped
ǝǝuʞ ʎɯ ǝʞoɹq puɐ llǝɟ ı puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn
Super-Speedy-Cider-Squeesy-6000, chaos
Tue, 07/09/2013 - 21:10
#224
This guy told me he liked My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, and he told me "The Super-Speedy-Cider-Squeesy-6000 episode is coming on!" then I said "I hate My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic.". That's when the chaos happened, and he broke my knee.
Plasma, Porkchop
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 05:12
#225
YUM!
I'm making Porkchop with my plasma beam. It's smell so good! wow! I have to eat it right NAW!
*A tray dog from nowhere snatch the porkchop*
HEEEEEEY! GIVE ME BACK MY FOOD!
*trip by a rock*
*broke his knee*
2 words
91 , 55
Wed, 07/10/2013 - 05:21
#226
I applied or this new job
I applied or this new job that pays 91 dollars an hour. I was working my shift when suddenly 55 customers came stampeding and broke my knee.
Hydra, Owen Wilson
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 04:42
#227
I was looking for a way to
I was looking for a way to use hydra and Owen Wilson in a sentence on a game forum when suddenly my computer fell breaking my knee.
otter, toddler
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 05:00
#228
Mutant otter
I was watching the news and they were talking about a giant mutant otter attacking that city. the otter only ate toddlers so I went out to defeat this aquatic radioactive beast and broke my knee.
marble, quasar
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 08:34
#229
I threw a marble in a quasar, and it exploded. Luckily, it only broke my knee.
Popcorn, Chemistry
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 10:16
#230
I was in chemistry class and
I was in chemistry class and I decided to add popcorn to the mixture. Suddenly, a giant popcorn monster emerged for the mixture and broke my knee!
foot, doll
Sun, 07/14/2013 - 14:45
#231
I stuck my foot up a doll's
I stuck my foot up a doll's butt and it broke my knee.
cotton ball, glue
Mon, 07/15/2013 - 11:54
#232
I fell on the ground and
I fell on the ground and broke my knee so It was bleeding. I wiped the blood off and tried to clean it with a cotton ball butt instead of putting alcohol on it, I put glue.
Sun, 07/21/2013 - 11:09
#233
Thread is revived
what am I suppost to use as my 2 words?
Sun, 07/21/2013 - 19:00
#234
I'll make some.
Tomatoes, Gym
Sun, 07/21/2013 - 23:31
#235
I was eating Tomatoes in the
I was eating Tomatoes in the gym but then I ate my leg and not the tomato shaped leg.
Coca Cola, Stick
Mon, 07/22/2013 - 16:35
#236
i drunk some coca cola while playing with a stick. i then tripped because i wasn't paying attention while running.
bacon, eggs
Mon, 07/22/2013 - 17:05
#237
Too easy
I was walking to the grocery store to get some milk when a guy came out of an alley way and told me "They were going to take over". I ignored him and kept walking to the grocery store. I couldn't help but notice the cashier was very pale. I asked him how much the milk was. He said it was free because "It is worthless to us". I took the milk and went home. There was barely any traffic. In fact, there was NO traffic. When I got home I was curious because my mother wasn't there but she was here when I went out. I called her but she wouldn't answer. I didn't worry about it too much so I went on the computer and played Spiral Knights. I logged on but I was the only one online somehow. Things were starting to seem very strange. Suddenly, my mother busted through the front door as a zombie! "WHERE IS IT!?" said my mother. "WHERE IS IT!? You... YOU TOOK IT!" She pushed me on the ground and broke my knee. She went to the fridge and took out the bacon and and eggs. "I got it... I GOT IT!!!" said my mother as she tore the bacon package and egg carton and dug in.
Long, Post
Tue, 07/23/2013 - 01:48
#238
I hired a foreigner to
I hired a foreigner to install my fence. While doing so, I noticed he was drinking a beer. I asked him to stop. I don't know what he thought I said but he drove one of the long fence posts into my leg breaking my knee.
pizza duck
Tue, 07/23/2013 - 05:51
#239
I was about to have lunch
I was about to have lunch with my best friend Daffy Duck, and we couldn't decide between pizza or taco's. I wanted taco's but he wanted pizza. We eventually broke out into big fight and he broke my knee.
Portugal, Tiger
Tue, 07/23/2013 - 13:47
#240
Hmm... let's see here
Whilst on my vacation in portugal, i took a hike in the Serra De Estrella. It was late, and my guide and group had fallen asleep, yet i chose to leave our encampment, on account of wanting a snack, to gather firewood. Suddenly, while not indigenous to the region, i saw a Siberian Tiger emerge from just over the edge of the face of the mountain i was on. At that moment, while contemplating what it may be doing here (i settled on it being an accidental divergence in migratory path), or wether to run; it leaped at me. Knowing it was endangered and I would likely have to toss thousands out for it's death if i were responsible, i didn't reach for my knife. I tried to tranquilize it; but unfortunately, a syringe isn't exactly known for range, and he managed to make the first move, aiming to disable me. Luckily, it woke my accompanying group, which administered tranquilizer via blowgun, and i wasn't killed, but it had sunk it's maw far in by that time, and i was injured. The doctors told me i had suffered damage to the nearby arteries in the leg, and that it had fractured my knee.
Arrow, Adventurer
(YOU INVITED IT ON PURPOSE, NO COMPLAINTS)
Wed, 07/24/2013 - 04:17
#241
Uhh... I used to be an arrow like you until I took an adventurer to the knee?
Wed, 07/24/2013 - 05:39
#242
^ Failed
I'll give the next two words
Pterodactyl, Guitar
Wed, 07/24/2013 - 10:47
#243
I was playing a guitar concert on my domestical pterodactyl when he got blinded and crash on the ground.Then i get up and im ok.But then my guitar fall on my knee and broke it.
NITRONOME (Keep it in capital letter.) Retaeq (The creator of this thread.)
Sun, 07/28/2013 - 04:57
#244
Retaeq swallowed the
Retaeq swallowed the NITRONOME I threw. I kicked him as hard as I could in the butt to make it pop out of his mouth. It came out but I broke my knee in the process.
peanuts, purple
Sun, 07/28/2013 - 06:17
#245
I couldn't sleep so I got up
I couldn't sleep so I got up in the middle of the night and had a jar of peanuts for a midnight snack. Suddenly, a tiny purple chipmunk jumped out of the jar and broke my knee.
Tue, 07/30/2013 - 07:22
#246
You forgot 2 words.
bird, egg
Thu, 08/15/2013 - 17:53
#247
with the power of me, I REVIVE THIS THREAD
I saw a bird and some pigs, the pigs had some eggs, I was caught in the cross fire as a bird broke my knee
revive thread
Sat, 08/17/2013 - 10:07
#248
As I revived the thread, I
As I revived the thread, I noticed a small thread threaded to my knee. That thread was also threaded to this thread. Once I revived the thread, the thread threaded to my knee went straight for the thread. You can guess what happened next.
Touhou, Danmaku
Sun, 09/01/2013 - 06:33
#249
I got up to get my dictionary
I got up to get my dictionary to find out what Touhou, Danmaku where when a canon ball flew through the window hitting me in the leg and breaking my knee.
potato chip and gummy bear
Sun, 09/01/2013 - 10:43
#250
I was eating [REDACTED] loads
I was eating [REDACTED] loads of gummy bears when suddenly, a particularly large gummy took up a massive potato-chip blade and severed my leg at the knee. Because I'm magical, it instantly grew back and I disarmed the gummy bear and ate his head in measured bites while his kin and fellows watched.
Stephen Colbert, Batman
lol, I didn't even mean for that to be my 2 words
expect a friend request from someone named PPPPPPPPPP that has a snarby pic