I downloaded a game. I was waiting forever and then the game killed me.
MLP, Doctor-Who
The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game
Thu, 07/24/2014 - 15:12
#352
Well
Sun, 07/27/2014 - 23:48
#353
Waaaaah
I was watching Doctor Who and MLP at the same time and the differences between them were so big that it broke my knee.
Potato, Pit
Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:17
#354
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i felll on a pit and saw a pile potatos and landed on the potatoes. the person @^ droped some more potato down the pit and hurt my knee.
scissor blade
Mon, 07/28/2014 - 13:43
#355
Wheeeeee
I was working at a scissor factory and the blade cut a rope holding an anvil and it fell on a coworker and his head landed on my knee and broke it.
Pokemon, Rainbow.
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 03:33
#356
PikaPi :3
Once upon a time, when I was watching a pokemon quiz show, the TV said "Who is that pokemon?". I saw the black shadow on the screen which looks like a pikachu.. with a gun..? So I said "Pikachu..?", then the TV responded "It's Pikachu! With a rainbow gun!". I was so surprised, but so scared, because the pikachu is aiming the gun at me. Suddenly, the pikachu shoot the rainbow gun at me through the TV screen and it also broke my knee.
360 no-scope
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 08:34
#357
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
I killed someone on a Xbox 360 game by no-scoping and said, "ZOMG! Gat ewnd nub," so they got angry and broke their Xbox, and then threw it so far, that it hit my knee and broke it.
Fish, cane
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 12:34
#358
U really wanna know?
I was walking on the beach with an old guy and he threw his cane at the ocean. Then a giant angry fish came out and broke my knee.
Poodle, Chutes And Ladders.
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 16:42
#359
Well
Me and my Poodle were playing Chutes and Ladders. When my Poodle lost she broke my knee.
Terraria, Minecraft
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 17:51
#360
Swimming Pickles
I was playing Minecraft, and the Eye Of Cthulu threatened to break my face if I didn't play Terraria. So I played Terraria and Notch beat me up for not playing Minecraft. Then when I was in the hospital the EoC and Notch broke my knee.
Pickle, SCUBA
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 04:46
#361
:/
When i was scuba diving, i saw a pickle that was just chillin there under the sea. Suddenly, a shark bited my knee from below because he thought i was gonna eat the pickle.
Shrek, rekt
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 05:52
#362
Well
I was watching Shrek the Third and I called my friend and said I got "rekt" last knight. He called the Merriam Webster's Secret Task Force [MWSTF] and they came and broke my knee.
Fire, SATAN
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 10:40
#363
Remember, don't shoot food.
A secret organization known as S.A.T.A.N. mistook my knee for a spy and fired at it.
Necro Bump
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 13:10
#364
Necromancer!
The organisation known as Native Elemental Creative Rover Overs (N.E.C.R.O) bumped the hill, launching me high. Then I broke my knee as I landed on the ground.
Tech, Hell
Fri, 09/25/2015 - 14:51
#365
In Hell, the Devil used his new tech
(a giant hammer which increases gravity around it) to smash my knee.
Adorable Kittens
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:45
#366
Galactic Survey Organisation = GSO
I saw an adorable Sentry-Epicannon that shoots 1 tonne kittens. I break my knee as soon as Sentry-Epicannon fired kittens at me, crushing it.
GSO, Laser
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 11:53
#367
The Galactic Survey Organisation held a survey that said, "Do you want us to fire a laser at your face?"
I answered "no".
They opened the door 2 seconds after I answered and fired a laser at my knee.
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Alternate Account
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:00
#368
Remember, don't shoot food.
I was creating an account on some site when all of a sudden a portal appeared and me from an alternative dimension came out of it and warned me not to make the account or else. I continued to create it, so the other me broke my knee.
Star Fox
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 12:41
#369
I fell into a star called
I fell into a star called Fox. I survived, but my knee was burnt to ashes.
Robocraft
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:20
#370
I never even killed Vanaduke before.
A robo crafted a "robocraft" sword and slashed my knee with it.
Crazee Pi
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 14:54
#371
Remember, don't shoot food.
I, Crazee Pi, was so tired of everybody using my name for breaking knees that I attempted to suicide by jumping off a cliff. Fortunately, I didn't die, but my knee was broken.
Animal Crossing
Sat, 09/26/2015 - 15:29
#372
I never even killed Vanaduke before.
Some random guy crossed the street with an Animal Crossing sign. He smashed my knee with it.
Matikclocker V.-709213.4013481048
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 02:02
#373
ERROR, there's no such version of Matikclocker!
Matikclocker V.-709213.4013481048 was a broken R&D robot in R&D Test Chamber. He took one of his legs and fell on my knee.
R&D Test Chamber (Pssst, R&D means Research & Development)
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 07:07
#374
Remember, don't shoot food.
@Matik That's three words.
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:03
#375
R&D, Testing?
R&D, Testing?
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:10
#376
An early version of the R&D Testing Labs fell through a time machine and landed on my knee.
Nanobot, Clock
Sun, 09/27/2015 - 08:45
#377
Noooo don't die Timmy!
Nanobots accidentally threw a heavy clock off which landed on my knee.
TechPlay, Payload
Mon, 09/28/2015 - 07:20
#378
No please NO PAYLOAD LAND ON THE POSTER BELOW!!!!!!!!!
I was TechPlaying, but the Payload landed on me and broke my knee.
Rail Cannon
Wed, 09/30/2015 - 12:06
#379
No juice.
A cannon on rails drove through my knee and fired at it.
Wed, 09/30/2015 - 17:28
#380
A bunch of juice boxes spelling the word "no" fall on my knee.
0
Thu, 10/01/2015 - 23:31
#381
My knee reached 0 state and
My knee reached 0 state and disappeared.
Destroy, Cabbies
I took pictures of a wolver with captions to try and create memes for teh internet. Upon posting them, someone thought they were so stupid they ran to my house and broke my knee and the wolver's knee
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