I fixed it.

People are so stupid. I got a call from a friend of mine, he wanted me to help him find space for a new business he wants to open. We walked into this place on Main Street and as soon as I stepped through the door, whoosh, feet go up and I come down. I broke my knee when I hit the floor which the moron had put ink on to dye the tiles so it would look brand new.

Frisbee, cheese

While I relaxing at my home, playing spiral knights, I received a phone call.It was from a anonymous caller that informed me that I had won a trip to Africa. So , I followed the directions it told me to find the boat that will take me there.The ride was long, the captain was wearing a eye-patch, and the crew were actually pooping on the poop deck.The ship finally arrived to Africa.The captain also told me that I had forgotten my raincoat, and tossed it toward me.It landed on my head, and was blind for a moment.I then fell off the ship, and hit my knee on a rock. I do like rock-and-roll, but this had too much rock for me.

Banana, phone

Ignore Popo.

I was born in this old Victorian house where some places fell into disrepair since it was so big. When I was doing work in the attic the floor collapsed, I fell through, and broke my knee :/.

Trolls, Internet.

I went to India to find a mate and marry. It took a while but I found the love of my life. My love was 20 years older but the age difference wasn't a concern because we had found the fountain of youth. Standing on the fountain we were playing and teasing each other like we were going to throw each other in. My love tossed me over the edge. My knee broke when I hit the wall of the fountain, long before I hit the water. Well, I'm back home and still unmarried.
/mumbles something about people being stupid

ameba motorcycle

The dentist said my teeth weren't so good so he made me were dentures temporarily. Man, it sucked. I went home to make a salami sandwich, and I got home seeing that my roommate was doing science experiments. He was creating a machine that could turn your DNA into canine DNA. Before I went in the kitchen to make my sandwich, I said "What's with all this ruckus!". His machine was being built, since he took dog DNA; I ended up tripping over a bone which is what he used to get the dog's saliva. "Watch out!", he said. I feel into the machine from slipping, and the test started to take action. He said "At least I got a test monkey.". I came out with canine instincts, and I felt like biting him for this because I still had some of my DNA left, and I remember what he did to me, but I let it go because I was hungry. I was still wearing my dentures, and I went to make my salami sandwich. I had to grab the lunch meat, cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and onions with my teeth. I managed to do that since they were in soft, firm containers, but I tried to go the mayonnaise, and the jar was too heavy for my teeth so my dentures broke, and the mayonnaise slipped out of my mouth. After that happened, the mayonnaise jar broke and made a spill, and I slipped, crashed into the stove, and I broke my knee.

Photosynthesis, Windshield

I was traveling across the world, and I reached from America all the way to Pakistan on a ship, and I decided to rest when I was in Pakistan. I woke up, and I checked my pockets for my compass, but I lost it. I knew that I was near the Indus River, and I saw that it sunk in the river! I was like dang it! Looks like I'll have to find a plane. I asked a Pakistani man and his family "Where is the nearest airport?", and he said "کیا خیال ہے؟ میں آپ کی زبان نہیں بولتے؟". I didn't speak Urdu, and I didn't understand Urdu so my only option was to guide myself. I didn't find a plane, but I found a bus that was going all the way to China. I was walking into China, and there were Chinese men were traditional Chinese clothing with bow and arrows. They looked furious, and I didn't think I would've finished my adventure. They ended up shooting me in the knee, and I fainted saying "I used to be an adventurer until I took an arrow to the knee.". The Chinese men said "不要。如初。你來吧。返回。要。我們的。國家（地區）。再次 。".

Cephalopod, Poetry

My Psyduck gave me goosebumps with its quacks. I got mad and hit its head with my knee. Then it used disable, which hit my knee because it was the last thing I used. Somehow disabling someone in the knee means breaking it.

Magikarp, Blast Bomb

I was trying my all new blast bomb in the guild training hall when a magicarp appeared under my feet than i fall on the ground and a blast bomb that i had explode on me and il fall on the ground but strangely im ok so i get up but i walk on the magicarp fall on the ground and broke my knee.

Raah another time im to late.Im so slow.Use the word of the guy above me.

I was playing my trombone while I was cooking with my spitoon, and I walked to the fridge to put some rice in my spitoon. I wasn't paying attention because I had my trombone so I pour the rice out of place, and I saw that it was all over the stove! I grabbed my kitchen spoon to put it in my spitoon, but I accidentally slapped the spitoon with my kitchen spoon so it dropped, and hit my knee.

U.S. Government, Celery

During tennis practice, I hit the ball over the fence but I couldn't go get it because the tennis coach locked the gate to force us to practice. Since it was our only ball, I tried to climb the fence to get it. I was half way up when my partner threw his racket at me. It hit my leg, breaking my knee and making me fall to the ground.

pen straw

I was getting a pack of cookies from a vending machine, and I didn't see my snack because it was all the way in the back of the withdraw slot. I thought it wasn't there so I constantly kept pressing buttons, and the cookies flew with massive acceleration hitting my knee.

Mushroom, Dubstep

I was washing mah machine with bleached chemicals, swallowed some, went mad, banged my knee on the machine, and broke it.

Dead Rat

i bought a badger but decided i didnt want a badger so i tried to return it but then it tried to kill me and ended up breaking my knee so i threw at the guy at the cash register stole all the money from the cash register while the guy at the cash register was being clawed to death by the badger

Justin Beiber
(does that count as one or 2 words because if it counts as 1 word i think i'd like to add fries to that)

I was walking about when I fell into a portal which took me to Pandora. I met some bandits, but they took a special machine gun that fired arrows and broke my knee with it. No, they didn't shoot it, they went up to me and hit my knee with it.

Minecraft, America

My two words are
Deadly, Nerotoxins

I was taking a trip to Nicaea, and I wanted to call a Taxi Service on my cellphone, but my phone didn't recognize the signal so I saw this man selling phones. I walked to him, and he said "Hoşgeldiniz! Bir cep telefonu ister misiniz? Onlar pahalı değil ve sadece 50 Türk Lirası demektir!". I brought a translation device with me because I remember what happened in Pakistan so he said "Welcome! Would you like a cell phone? They're not expensive, and they're only 50 Turkish Liras!." I didn't have any liras. I only had dollars, and a Turkish Lira is worth 1.80 dollars to us... I just forgot about it, and I saw a plane. I showed the plane manager my passport, but the man who was selling cell phones came up to me, and he said "Şimdi bir telefon satın almak!". He was throwing phones at me, and I tried to get to the plane. I made it to the plane, but he threw a phone at my leg causing my knee to hit the plane's spikey rail then the pilot closed the door, and my knee was still out of the plane so the door smashed my knee. DOUBLE KNEE BREAKER!

Magnet, Portal (Vortex, not the game)

simple.... a monkey with a snipered shot my knee because i took it bananna

squiads ( skydoesminecraft inclued too) , herobrine

On one normal day, I was hanging out inside my fridge with my pals milk, and jello.The the other foods in the fridge thought we were cool.That, and the fact that inside the fridge, it was always cold.While I was talking to my best buds, I hear a stomp outside.I assumed it was the human who lived in the house, but the stomps were loud.They were getting louder and louder,then there was silence.The door to the fridge opened, and to my surprise, it was a dragon!He looked mean, but more importantly, he looked hungry.He started grabbing random food from the fridge, until I was the last one left.He saw me, and grabbed me.I thought that this was it, as he moved me closer to his mouth.Oh why did I have to be so delicious?Just when he was about to eat me, I hear a distance ringing.At that moment, I woke up. Afterwards, a lumber jack broke through the wall like the Kool-aid man, and broke my knee.

Zombies, cheetahs