The-How-I-Broke-My-Knee-Game

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Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
The Cupcake-God does not approve!!!

a stupid person and a smart person tryed to break my knee

but I am a god

my knee cannot be broken

Cupcake-God

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Popoixd
I was walking when some

I was walking when some intelligent guy give five dollars.I was so happy that i started to run.But a stupid person make me fall and i broke my knee on the ground.

Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
The Cupcake-God does not approve!!!

ignore this post and the one above it

WHY U IGNORE MY POST

THE CUPCAKE-GOD DEFINTLY DOESN'T APROVE

Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Because....

The rule said to broke your knee....
And where 2 words again XD

Lord-Of-Dragos
Words are.....

Cat and TV.
The first things I say when I was posting.

Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
OK

I watching TV Show it called"How cat play Piano" I laughed so hard with that show.
Then I fall of my chair and broke my knee.

Video,Spiral

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Popoixd
I was making some spiral

I was making some spiral knight video when i falled of my chair and broke my knee

super power,wolver

p.s:sorry i have forgot the word at post 102 and for cupcake god when i post i dont have see your post sorry.

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Pipipipipi
I suddenly gained super

I suddenly gained super powers and I could fly and stuff, I flew into anouther wolver with superpowers and he bit my knee and broke it

also, it doesn't have to be 2 words, it can be 1 word

banana peel

Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
The Cupcake-God does not aprove!!!

I wonder why there is a banana peel in cupcake heaven so I pick it up and throw it off the side, hitting the next poster, then, I slip on a cupcake and break my knee

banana peel (the one I threw off cupcake heaven)

Spold's picture
Spold

I slipped off of a banana peel, and I broke my knee.

Muffin-Devil

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Pipipipipi

I saw the Muffin-Devil and he broke my knee, and he killed me

I went to muffin heaven with my broken knee, there were muffins everywhere, so I ate them all

nom nom next nom word nom nom nom

Cupcake-God

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Thowardz
I see Cupcake-God And He said

I see Cupcake-God And He said "Give me your Cupcake Or I broke your knee!"
I Dont have Cupcake So he Broke My Knee

Kart,Choping

Thespira
I was Go karting

I was go karting Then suddenly another go karter bumped my kart and i fell off and he chopped my knee, thats how i broke my knee
Hedgehog, shadow.

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Thowardz
I Broke my knee Because of

I Broke my knee Because of Hedgehog-Shaped Shadow ghost
*woke up from his nightmare*
Oh wait....
I didn't broke my knee!
*Jump off the bed with joy and broke His knee*
OUCH!!!

Lovely , gorilla

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Doom-Xx
Pwned!!!

A lovely gorilla went crazy and broke my leg

Poop, styrofoam

Not-Argljing's picture
Not-Argljing
The Cupcake-God does not aprove!!!

I saw someone poop styrofoam so I asked them if they could poop cupcakes, but they threw the styrofoam and my knee and somehow broke it

I don't understand this world

vending machine

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Thowardz
^Because You aren't People Here(And Because You are from heaven)

I Put In Bomb In Vending Machine.Then,The Vending machine Jumped out off The roof.then,It Crashed Down The Floor.
My house Shaking MAke me triped and broke My knee

Cola,Mentos

Ujshgfdjdsakfhydsj
I was busy opening a pack of

I was busy opening a pack of Mentos, so I didn't notice a cola can on the floor. I slipped on it and broke my knee.
Unicorns, potatoes.

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Immortous

I was riding my diamond unicorn through the pit of tartarus, when a horde of flesh-eating narwhals attacked me! I took out my waffle-fry shield from the Food Fight, and defended myself as best I could. Unfortunately, shields were not meant to be made from potatoes, and the narwhals overtook me. Suddenly they all disappeared, leaving me without so much as a scratch! I couldn't believe my luck! Then my diamond unicorn stabbed me in the knee with its horn, but the horn snapped. So it kicked me in the knee with its hoof, and my knee broke.
~
Angus Young

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Iamnoone
I was chasing after Angus

I was chasing after Angus Young, with hundreds of others groupies, trying to touch him. (Rip his hair out.) When one girl turned towards me and kicked my leg. "Trying to break my knee", I asked as I grabbed the back of her head and smashed her face on my knee. She fell to the ground crying (choking on her blood) and I jumped over her continuing on my mission. I finally caught up and yanked a lock of hair from Angus Young's head when out of no where a bolt of pain shot through my leg. It felt like it exploded. Some girl kicked me and grabbed the lock of hair from my hand. And that is how I broke my knee.

toaster pudding

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Thowardz
I'm Waking up with a warm sun

I'm Waking up with a warm sun shine into my face.Then ILooked at the clock*Mr.ThOwArDz It Is 9:01 YoU ArE LaTe MaN*.Then I quickly Run To my kitchen.I put Pudding In My Toaster.Then,The Pudding Jump off And Broke My Knee

School,Dance

Ujshgfdjdsakfhydsj
A dancing school stepped on

A dancing school stepped on my knee, so it broke.
Potassium chlorate, CO2.

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Slakkalicious
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Rybyguy
Lemonade spill

I spilled lemonade on my knee. The acid dissolved through my knee and I broke my knee

Acid, H+

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Doom-Xx
I got burnt by acid and h+ on

I got burnt by acid and h+ on my knee

Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, big legs

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Spold

I got pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis, and my lungs got so hot and swollen. They ended up getting so harmed that the disease got to my leg, and my legs got big so my knees popped.

Belgium Waffles, Potato Waffles

Ujshgfdjdsakfhydsj
I was eating Belgian waffles,

I was eating Belgian waffles, but a big guy nearby was eating potato waffles. He was such an extremist that he kick my knee with his heel so it broke.
Potassium chlorate, carbon dioxide.

Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
Im Reading a book it said

Im Reading a book it said "Your BLAHBLAHBLAH Have carbon dioxide BLAHBLAHBLAHHALB Potassium chlorate BLAHBLAHBLAH wHY BLAHBLAHBLAH yOU BLAHBLAHBLAH rEAD BLAHBLAHBLAH tHIS BLAHBLAHBLAH?"
I thrown the book away and it hit trojan
The trojan Get angry
He Dash At me
THen Use It Giant sword and manage to broke my knee

2 words
Volcano Trojan

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Doom-Xx
A rare Volcano Trojan Bashed

A rare Volcano Trojan Bashed my leg. Need I say anymore?

Weak man, dandelion seeds

Lord-Of-Dragos
GHST

So I was fighting this Trojan on a volcano and then it fell into the volcano and it died.
Oh and slipped and broke my knee.
Cat, grandparents

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Iamnoone
My grandparents grabbed my

My grandparents grabbed my cat by the tail and threw it at me. I ran from the angry, hissing puffball and fell over a chair breaking my knee.

doughnut midget

Spold's picture
Spold

A midget threw a doughnut used for sitting in to get your butt better at my knee.

Eggs, Gandhi

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Spold

This thread can't die yet...

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Doom-Xx
My leg broke when someone

My leg broke when someone threw eggs and Gandhi at it

Dandelions, Weak guy

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Waffleconecake
Seerus mistake

I was making fried Dandelions for Weak guy when Warmaster Seerus drunkenly stumbled into the room and tripped. He fell on top of me causing my leg to bend in a strange way. After Weak Guy helped me get him off me we took him to his room and set him down on his bed. After getting back to the kitchen I found the Dandelions burned and face palmed for not turning off the stove earlier. The sheer force from the face palm sent me falling backwards and I hit my knee on a bomb that must have fell off Seerus when he fell on me. Lets just say I broke more then my knee...

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Rybyguy
You didn't post 1-2 words. I guess I'll go freestyle

I was walking along untill a laser hit my knee.It shot so badly that it melted my skin and broke my knee.

Lithium Ions

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Popoixd
I was eating some Lithium

I was eating some Lithium Ions(I don't care if eatable or not) when a necromancer appeared in my face.So i taked my WRH and i killed him.But when is was taking away i slipped on a banana peel and broked my knee.

Retaeq,the-how-i-broke-my-knee-game

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Thowardz
Retaeq who made

Retaeq who made the-how-i-broke-my-knee-game Just Hit my knee

2 word
Any Help

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Iamnoone
I was mad because I didn't

I was mad because I didn't have any help building a wall so I took my hammer and broke my knee. Now, I don't have to build the wall either.

pizza lizard

Thowardz's picture
Thowardz
I Goes into Italy

I Goes into Italy Restaurant
I order "Pizza With lizard" Please
The waiter Think Im crazy So He kicked Me out
Then My knee crashed On The Floor

Yak,Mushroom

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Iamnoone
A yak tried to eat the

A yak tried to eat the mushroom in my pocket. I kicked it in the face so hard, I broke my knee.

slip-n-slide
turkey

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Thowardz
Slip-n-Slide Down the

Slip-n-Slide Down the hill
Then There is a wild turkey Block My way
OH NO SHOO GO AWAY!
*Turkey Stand Still*
I crash At that Turkey
Then It Peck at my knee
OUCH!

2 word
Horse
Cowboy

Spold's picture
Spold

I was pretending to be a cowboy, but I got a little too carried away so I actually broke into a barn. I stole a horse, but it ended up swaying to pull me off then I feel, and it kicked my knee.

Stephen Hawking, Pillsbury Biscuits

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Rybyguy
YEOWCH

Stephen Hawking and his Pillsbury Biscuits fell in love. They were doing the tango when they hit my knee and it broke.

Hydronium ions

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Pipipipipi
I saw a hydronium ions, and

I saw a hydronium ions, and slipped on a monkey

gate glitch (the one where you could stand on a gate)

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Retaeq
I was standing on a gate and

I was standing on a gate and it poked me with the poky things on the top and fell down. My friend caught me but since I didn't say thank you he broke my knee. Always say thank you.

Gold, racecars.

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Iamnoone
I was driving in the Indy 500

I was driving in the Indy 500 when I noticed a gold nugget on the track. I stopped and got out to pick it up. The other race cars were barreling up behind me.
Errr!!! Shriek!!! SMASH!!!
Cars were crashing all around me. Ty was driving lucky 7. He rolled over me. As he hit the guardrail protecting the fans, he went airborne. He exploded on impact killing hundreds of fans. He wasn't lucky. I was beings as I only broke my knee.

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Thowardz
Two word?

Maybe Water And Alien....

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Iamnoone
Opps!

I forgot my two words, sorry.

water
alien

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Thowardz
That's Ok

I Sleep On My Bed At Night...
Suddenly, There Is UFO Making Bright Light And Loud Noise That Wake Me Up
I Shout "Hey Who's There!"
An Alien Shout "@_$*^_@&%_&$(@^#*$^_)($^()"
"What?!"
I Thrown Water Balloon At It UFO
UFO Began To Crash To My House
*Thowardz House Crashed*

Good Thing That I Just Only Broke My Knee

Two word
Knight Papa