I buy a bunch of laser tanks and missile tanks which go towards Matik's base. The laser tanks kill Matik while the rocket tanks kill the megaturrets. The megaturrets couldn't fight back because they didn't have torpedos.

I do the same thing as before, just note that I am not in the dangerzone (like before), the cookie is not on my ship (like before), the damage from the dangerzone cannot be resisted, and the ships that spawn do not only shoot bullets and the things they shoot cannot be reflected.

You said earlier that you weren't made of slime.

Because of your sudden material-change, your game started glitching, making you walk through a wall. Then you fall far into the clockworks and explode.

(Kian: I'm invincible and explode-proff so I didn't explode)

(Me: Well, you're still stuck in the middle of the clockworks, not even in one of the levels, but falling down until you hit a gear or something.)

Then you get permanently banned.

(Kian: *Makes an alt* *Alt gets banned for ban evasion*)

No, I didn't take the cookie. I'll just wait for someone else to take the cookie so it'll be easier for me to take it.

You cant control me, im made of slime but i am immune to all UVs, stop "doing things with me" vana, also i teleport to the cookie and use the deleter to delete the cookie

Thanks to the polarized hull plating, the plasma explosion only gutted the cockpit interior and left everything else in the contragrav flyer intact.
After using a Spark of Life, I fire an antimatter missile at Vanaduke-Destroyer and take the cookie.
After flying out of the explosion, I upgrade my contragrav flyer with a Diffusion Shield Generator, which instantly diffuses the energy from any physical or energy-based attacks evenly throughout the universe. Since the universe is a rather big place, the shield renders a direct attack pretty much useless.
My contragrav flyer also retains the previous upgrades, including a omni-purpose teleporter inhibitor and EMP-resistant polarized hull plating.
It's amazing what you can find in the dumpster of a McDonald's, isn't it?

Unfortunately, the force field didn't allow the cookie to go through, so it fell on the floor when you attempted to go through.

I grab the cookie from the ground and toss it into the negative zone, where you have to do the opposite of whatever you're doing, like not steal the cookie when stealing it.

That only applied to that game, i am slime in everything else but still immune to UVs

The wormhole causes me to travel through time by 9000 years. I take all the advanced technology there I can find, a Diffusion Shield Generator, a Portable Death Star, a Star Infused Laser Ray, a Mask of Anti-Plasma, an Infinity Mold, a Mega Space-Warp Machine, and a Swiss Army Knife.

I go back to the present and deploy my Death Star. Then I plug the Star Infused Laser Ray into a nearby star. I use my Infinity Mold to cover up any weak spots there might be in it before attaching a Diffusion Shield Generator to the Death Star, and while I'm at it, one to the nearby star.

The Star Infused Laser Ray used up a quarter of the star to fire a giant laser at Matik. It completely obliterates them along with the planet they are on, leaving the cookie floating in space.

I put on the Mask of Anti-Plasma, making me immune to plasma in my face, before using my old ship to fly and use my tractor beam to take the cookie into my Death Star.

I dig under the force field and pop out within the forcefield. I stab Matik before running off with the cookie. I then track Spinster, kill him, take my stuff back, kill him again (despite already being dead), put on my mask, kill him again again, and use my Space-Warp Machine to warp to the wormhole and go to the future, of course not before killing Spinster 10 mors times.

I buy a Time-Warp Machine before combining it with the Space-Warp Machine to make a Spacetime-Warp Machine. I then travel back to the beginning of the original cookie thread and rain down fish on everyone. They all promptly use it to slap each other. Then I go to 17 other places I might go to in order to lose people before causing a rip in the fabric of the universe and use that rip in order to travel to another dimension.

I float around before I go into an old dimension I used to hide in with the cookie. The dimension recognizes me and I go in with the cookie. I then go into the Dark Gloaming Wildwoods and place the cookie in it.

Dimension Defenses:
Darkness.
Immune to detonators.
Lava.
Flooded with water.

Cookie Defenses: (All these are immune to my dimension defenses, though they're not immune to that thing specifically so you can still use it.)
A golden Trojan.
My "rave" ship.
My old pig army.
My old corrupt army.
My old black hole.
Dark Gloaming Wildwoods (everything there has a chance to curse).
A [REDACTED] ton of Maskeraiths.
A [REDACTED] ton of Charged Creepers (can respawn).
Some Archer Queen.

I get some popcorn.

/does an evil laugh.

MWAHAHA, YOU SHALL NEVER EXERT THE EFFORT NEEDED TO STEAL THE COOKIE BY POSTING HOW YOU STEAL IT!

/eats more popcorn.

Do what?

I declare everything to be my possession. I now own the cookie. To steal the cookie you must have enough control of the cookie to go against my wishes. I give everyone permission to do whatever they want with the cookie. GG

I asked Barry to broadcast Grinds My Gears program.
http://i.imgur.com/F8N5FDq.png
Crazee Pi laughs so much so he forgets about the cookie.
I blast through the defenses, take the cookie and return to Earth.
Then I proceeded to deny dimension teleport and setting too many defenses.

EDIT: I told Barry to broadcast about Deleted-Knight. http://i.imgur.com/nVL3RnW.png
Deleted-Knight don't act like you've been a king. You want everybody to obey you whenever you appear. Please stop or else I will start ignoring your post "Do whatever I want" type.

I don't care about judges.
I turn on Ultra Headlights, use waterproof mainframe and install a megacooler inside.
I stab Trojan, use Implosionator on rave ship, pig & corrupt army, charged creepers, Archer Queen and the rest of defenses. ((Dimension is immune to detonators, but not to implonators))
I take the cookie and do the same - fly to Earth and deny dimenwion warping & limit max defenses to 3 types.

I am out of this game.

I toss my deletor towards Crazee Pi and delete him, then i get the cookie and delete everything else he made, then i teleport to the ethereal realm where i control everything as my last resort to destroy everything in the wrath of my rage!

http://i.imgur.com/iqHVSxI.png
This is the real fact.

@Matik Because posting memes will make everything better.

Unfortunately, you accidentally delete the cookie as well, giving the cookie back to me.

I go out of the deleted realm before going back to my dimension and placing the cookie back where it originally was, same defenses as before. I then ban all deletors in my dimension.

And yes, I'm just going to continue doing this until someone finds a non-violent way to get the cookie that makes sense.

I build an Anti-Improbability Gun out of parts obtained from the destroyed Diffusion Shield Generator. When fired at an object, it calculates the probability of a certain event happening to said object, then reverses the probability of the event. For instance, if the probability of Crazee-Pi-Forum turning into a bar of soap is 1 in 1,000,000,000,000 , the probability of Crazee-Pi-Forum NOT turning into a bar of soap is now 1 in 1,000,000,000,000.

I shoot Crazee-Pi-Forum with the Anti-Improbability Gun. He turns into a bar of soap. I take the cookie, "borrow" a TARDIS from the Time Foundries on Gallifrey, and flee into the Void beyond Time. Anyone attempting to enter the Void beyond Time without an Ar(ketchup splat)qwremagnifier will get frozen in an area where time doesn't flow at all forever.

The police arrests you for eating the cookie.
After police took the cookie, I snuck in and I took it.
Then I ask the judge to ban Quint from buying some crazy gadgets and to ban his Timeship.
Ultimately to ban Quint.

Technically you are still under arrest so the police confiscates your cookies. They put it inside the Cookie Vault.
I breach the Vault Security and I take one cookie.

After using a Spark of Life, I construct a Universal Binary Converter out the assorted junk I always keep in my pockets. The UBC can instantly convert physical matter into radio waves, which are then converted into data and stored in it's hard drive. I convert the Cookie Vault and Vanaduke-Destroyer into data, delete Vanaduke-Destroyer's data from the UBC's hard drive, travel to the past with a Temporal Tunnneling Glove, convert the future into data, and delete the current future from the UBC's hard drive.

I then proceed to eat the cookies in peace, as the entire 11-page battle for the cookie and everyone else but me involved no longer exist.

Quint you're still undergoing vote process.
WHO VOTES TO BAN QUINT FROM THIS GAME?
Yes 1
No 0
Ban him from...
Spaceships 1
Anti-universe weapons 1
I am not going to steal the cookie.

Warmaster Seerus combines 51 Dark Retributions into one Shadow Ninja 2.0. The Shadow Ninja 2.0 steals the cookie and brings it back to Warmaster Seerus.

I dismantle the cookie, reassemble and eat it. And jam Cookie Police signals so I won't get arrested.