I grab the words from the speech bubble above your head and start attacking you with a AkdhskjdhfkjsKSJGDsgDJGDhsGSHDkgsnskDYSudt&6s7d5s*D5sD5^D79S)d7s7^D586S$5d6S#d52sD#Sd4S65d7S^d9s7(FSD[Sd|SD-=s-PDslD:sLDpS:LkdsD>SdmsKDlSHJDSIDhsjHdjksDuys.
After beating you up, I take the cookie.
I stole the cookie game
Tue, 12/15/2015 - 19:48
#602
I'm a Wizard
Tue, 12/15/2015 - 21:12
#603
I say, "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW" and take them out of my speech bubble, forming a huge pool of spikes, so you died.
I go to your respawn point and grab the cookie immediately after you respawn.
Wed, 12/16/2015 - 20:14
#604
I'm a Wizard
I bet Vanaduke-Destroyer that if he can't answer my question successfully, I get the cookie.
Blaze: What does Es-Ach-Oh-Pi spell?
V-D: Shop.
Blaze: What do you do at a green light?
V-D: Go.
Blaze: Aw crap.
V-D: Hahahahahahaha! I've heard that before, ahahahahahaha...
I take the cookie while he is laughing.
Wed, 12/16/2015 - 22:26
#605
Remember, don't shoot food.
I don't get it.
I take the cookie and tell Blazecat to make actually good jokes.
Wed, 12/16/2015 - 22:52
#606
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA- It's not actually that funny. *Kicks Crazee-Pi in the face, him not blocking since he didn't expect me to stop laughing so suddenly* *Grabs the cookie* *Runs away*
Wed, 12/16/2015 - 23:32
#607
Wait, what?
@Obcydian this is your first post here, nowhere it states about Fortress of Relaxation.
I put a landmine to where Vana is running. He steps on it and explodes.
While the cookie is with him flying, I take the cookie and go to the militart base of Hawkeye PMC.
Wed, 12/16/2015 - 23:57
#608
Remember, don't shoot food.
Well you never said anything about a before militart base either.
Oh, and I see this is your first post on this new page. That must mean you've never posted in the cookie game before.
Thu, 12/17/2015 - 07:41
#609
I'm a Wizard
@Crazee-Pi - Its not a joke, its a mind game.
Thu, 12/17/2015 - 23:35
#610
So who has the cookie?
I secretly clone Matikclocker's cookie 2 times.
One of these is a bad one, but the changes are not visible.
Fri, 12/18/2015 - 17:28
#611
I secretly teleport to Matikclocker's location and grab both clones while Nanonizer isn't looking.
You can't say I can't teleport there, since Nanonizer apparently can.
Thu, 04/21/2016 - 20:57
#612
@Pi the Lost Lands is its real name. Plus. Only Kian-Slime-Master and Kian-Slime-Lord can get in. So you couldnt get in.
I grab a crossguard saber. It has 2 extra plasma blades. Giving my hands protection from any attack.
I cut vana's hand off. And then i kill him.
I then go after Blaze.
(I teleported away from the gremlins)
Thu, 04/21/2016 - 20:58
#613
Goo Globbers
Double post
Tue, 12/22/2015 - 20:12
#614
I'm a Wizard
I told Kian to look at... Superman? He looks up and sees a bird.
Where did the cookie go.
Tue, 12/22/2015 - 21:01
#615
I tell Blazecat, "It's a bird! It's a plane! It..."
Blazecat looks up before I finish.
"...actually is a bird."
I grab the cookie and run away.
Thu, 01/14/2016 - 15:54
#616
Look where you're going!
I trip you as you run past me. The cookie flies out of your hands and I grab it before it hits the ground.
I then summon my Ghost Nanites to turn me invisible and run off.
Sat, 01/16/2016 - 19:20
#617
I'm a Wizard
I used a motion detector to spot Obcydian. I shove him to the ground and he scrapes his knee.
He starts crying. Waa waa waa.
Give me that cookie. *whoosh, takes cookie!* Frickin baby.
Sun, 01/24/2016 - 16:55
#618
Ms. Proudmoore, I presume?
I smack Blaze with the halo off of his divine hat thingy (sorry I'm a grey feather cowl kinda guy) and nab the cookie on my way out. I nibble on it; it tastes like plorts.
Mon, 02/01/2016 - 19:19
#619
I'm a Wizard
I use a Scareslime (toy tarr) and wave it at Inquisitive-ego. It scares him. I take the cookie.
Mon, 02/01/2016 - 19:27
#620
Ms. Proudmoore, I presume?
I demolish it and build a chicken coop on top of it, the stony hens throw eggs at you, and in your confusion I take the cookie; tastes like eggy plorts now.
Mon, 02/01/2016 - 20:41
#621
I'm a Wizard
I give up. Screw this deadend job.
Mon, 02/01/2016 - 21:37
#622
Yay!
I take a new cookie that had earlier mysteriously evaporated in my hand from a /sad Blaze. Tastes like depressed plorts.
Thu, 02/04/2016 - 15:30
#623
Ms. Proudmoore, I presume?
I steal the cookie from my doppelganger and use it to bump the thread. ;P
Sat, 04/09/2016 - 15:59
#624
~I quietly come in~
May I please...
~elbows Inquistitive in the face~
~grabs the cookie and runs~
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 11:03
#625
Moo
I hit Iamnoone with a dead fish, steal the cookie, and run away.
Wed, 04/13/2016 - 13:06
#626
...
LEAFBLADER IS ALIVE!
I drop a bomb filled with Necromancer! Spray so Leafblader withers away and I take the cookie.
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 15:42
#627
I'm a Wizard
I throw a cake at Matik's face and steal it because he's more interested in eating the cake than getting the cookie back.
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 18:50
#628
I lick the cake from Matik's
I lick the cake from Matik's face. I look up realizing I've been tricked. I get on my hover board and chase after Blaze. It catches on fire between my legs. I runs like crazy tackling Blade setting him on fire. I pop the burnt cookie out of his hand and look at it. Opps! I scrap off the black while walking away.
Fri, 04/15/2016 - 23:21
#629
So I herd Iamnoone lieks Raelynn
I teleport myself and Iamnoone to the AwesomeNauts world (erk, awesomenauts.com for confused) and introduce him to Raelynn. I take the cookie while he's conversing with her.
Mon, 04/18/2016 - 13:46
#630
I get into a deep
I get into a deep conversation with Raelynn about Matikclocker's evil deeds in the AwesomeNauts world. Suddenly, I realize the cookie is gone. I run behind Matikclocker grabbing on to his legs as I fall. We both hit the ground making the cookie pop up in the air and roll away. I get up and grab it summoning Batman to fly me Gotham City where I hide in the subway with he homeless people who protect me and the cookie for a promise of a piece of cookie.
Mon, 04/18/2016 - 23:06
#631
Don't mind me.
I respawn at the Gotham City.
I use the nanodrill to get to the subway, slam Iamnoone with the Nanostick and take the cookie. I teleport to Robocraft world and take hold of one of E14 robots and drive away to unavaliable areas of Mars.
Thu, 04/21/2016 - 20:32
#632
The Slimes obey me. My enemies will be demolished
Sorry nanonizer!
I pull out a stretchy slime hand and toss one end at the cookie, after the hand sticks to it, I pull my self up and shut down nanonizer, then I grab the cookie, after that I teleport him aboard the second Death Star, I then beam up to my ship, fly out and destroy mars using a Planet Buster, after which I fly away and dive down a black hole, going through a tunnel in space (wormhole) and getting spewed out of a white whole (currently fictional astronomy object, which is the very opposite of a black hole, spewing out matter instead of sucking it in)
I then fly into another planet and hide the cookie in my ships Cargo Hold, I abduct a few plants, and hide the cookie under them
Thu, 04/21/2016 - 22:07
#633
I'm a Wizard
I use a command to teleport me to Kian's location, then beat him in a game of Hearthstone for the cookie.
Fri, 04/22/2016 - 00:37
#634
I'm a Robot
I use a command to teleport me to Blaze's location, then beat him in a game of StarCraft 2 for the cookie.
Sun, 04/24/2016 - 21:04
#635
Sorry Matik
I get behind Matik and shut him down. I then grab the cookie, take him to StarMade, and toss him off my ship. I then grab the new SUHDB 3.0 and use its powers to get to the Lost Lands where commands don't work and I control everything. I use my incredible powers to tell the Old Gods to guard every way into the Lost Lands.
And then....
...the ultimate transformation...
My revenge has taken me...
...to the level of Unstoppable...
*as I start to transform...
...My parts start changing from slime into rock hard skin...
...from a mere Mortal...
...to the Lord of shadow...
...And destruction...
...Once the transformation is completed...
...I have now become...
...a monster...
...an Old God Leader...
...a cthulhu-like being...
...A dark energy surrounds me...*
...I AM THE LEADER OF THE OLD GODS!!!! ALL OF THE PUNY MORTALS WILL PERISH!!!!
*As I have my rage I toss the cookie and every other cookie in the world into The Void...
...my eight arms...
...the circular mouth... (some of you may not know what this is.)
...I am no longer as friendly to my enemies as i used to be...*
...NOTHING WILL STOP ME NOW!!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
Sun, 04/24/2016 - 21:31
#636
Remember, don't shoot food.
I point the old gods towards a random place that does bingo games. They, being old, slowly walk over there. Once in the lost lands that aren't really lost, I toss a lamp at Kian, killing him in one shot and leveling up the lamp from level 92 to level 93. I then casually take the cookie from the void before riding on a horse towards the sunset.
I'm burnt by the sun due to riding too close to it and the cookie has randomly been placed inside the sun.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 04:26
#637
That cookie's MINE!
I take my super heat resistant rocket ship to drive through the sun and take the cookie while I'm at it. The outer hull starts to melt: no problem, I use /tp @p 0 64 0 to save myself, but oops! Now I'm inside a rock: but I still have the cookie!
Now I'm suffocating. Oops. That might be a problem.
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 19:59
#638
Lol
As I only feigned death at the cost of losing the cookie (cuz I'm now an Omnipotent) I get back up and tell the Old Gods who aren't actually old to stop playing bingo and actually guard places.
And like I said Pi, the Lost Lands are just a name that came from the fact that I lost them for years because of memory loss. But I found them again and named them after my losing them.
I partially drill out whoever got the cookie (I can't remember your name) only to the point where I can grab the cookie and use my starship to fly to the Andromeda Galaxy. As it can go inside black holes and escape them by being stronger then one I go inside its supermassive black hole center to hide where nothing else can go!
Mon, 04/25/2016 - 22:48
#639
Welp, guess no-one's getting the cookie.
I go and buy a cupcake instead.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 15:49
#640
I'm a Wizard
Kian's ship has an engine failure, and his ship is torn apart by gravity. I dunno what happened to Kian though...
Ze-Epik's Cupcake turned into a cookie. I go XCOM and shoot him with a Shotgun at point blank range.
He tries shooting me back with a pistol at 1-foot away but he misses with a 99% Hit chance.
I shoot and kill Ze-Epik with my 12% Hit Chance.
And that's how I got the cookie. Get owned.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 19:45
#641
Hmph
I respawn and walk over to Blazecat. I use my Shivermist to freeze him and I keep attacking him with Shivermist to prevent him from attacking me.
Once he goes down and his emergency revive activates, I take the cookie from him.
I then go buy another 10 cupcakes to give to everyone who wants the cookie.
Tue, 04/26/2016 - 21:38
#642
hey kian
Might wanna check the rules again, being omnipotent is a superpower (if not being even worse)
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 11:17
#643
Wait, what?
I detonate Ze-Epik with a Gravibomb. While he is in the gravity hole, I take the cookie and run.
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 21:58
#644
I'm a Wizard
i drip holy water on matikclocker, he ded
cookie iz mine
Wed, 04/27/2016 - 22:38
#645
I was giving you cupcakes!
I buy one last cupcake and eat it before it turns into a cookie.
I am moderately satisfied.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 05:04
#646
NOT THE BEES!!!
While Ze-Epik isn't looking, I went behind him and hit him with an Ion Distorter (works like a shotgun). After that I take the cookie and go into the rift that was opened in Earth long ago. Nobody is gonna get there without dying (either by heat or falling).
I equip heat resistant armor and make a small platform made of cobblestone and build a small base there.
Sun, 05/01/2016 - 05:32
#647
<insert title>
I question Matikclocker's decision to attack me since I didn't even have a cookie.
Thu, 05/19/2016 - 05:42
#648
<beep boop boop>
beep boop boop beep BUMP
was that unneccesary? If it was, I'll give everybody cookies.
Sat, 05/21/2016 - 20:45
#649
I find a jetpack, the Heart of Ice, and full Vog Cub gear,
equips them all, goes down to Matik's base, destroys him with the Heart of Ice, gets the cookie, goes to the nearest spaceship, and flies into the sun.
Sat, 05/21/2016 - 21:48
#650
I'm a Wizard
That was an artificial sun made by me with over 12000 watts of light. Since you weren't wearing a Spacesuit the sun blinded you and your ship crashed into the sun, blowing up and scattering parts everywhere.
After finding your cookie with my Stealth Ship, I cloak the ship and evade light.
I look down at Blaze and tell him, "JHKDSKFJKSJJHSIUEDSLKFLSD}PSFLKDL:JSDOSPDKLJSKLDWLKSDJWIE&EUIY*8d7sY*ysuUYR*uu&*UHRusyudyIyUYriuy". While he's confused, I yell "AkdhskjdhfkjsKSJGDsgDJGDhsGSHDkgsnskDYSudt&6s7d5s*D5sD5^D79S)d7s7^D586S$5d6S#d52sD#Sd4S65d7S^d9s7(FSD[Sd|SD-=s-PDslD:sLDpS:LkdsD>SdmsKDlSHJDSIDhsjHdjksDuys" at the cookie and grab it while it's confused.