I steal a GM's login info and join your party, then kill you with the Banstick and take the cookie.
I stole the cookie game
@Iamnoone Seriously? That cookie wasn't even in my pocket and you pants me! Plus, the Konjuring Kat didn't summon it until 24 hours later. You had to either play the Song of Double Time twice or just wait 24 hours to get the cookie, plus you had to defeat it, as Margrel ate it on accident. Let's just say that happened and you didn't steal my Iron Wolf uniform for my guild.... -.-
I apply for GM and log in, and, having the Ban Stick equipped, I ask you if you want to come on Vana with me. You accept, and on the Blackstone Bridge, I use a Ban Stick charge attack and knock you off the bridge, of course tripping you and grabbing the cookie first.
I leave you to burn in ashes whilst I pwn my way through the Firestorm Citadel.
(Looks like Klipik and Sargent posted at the same time, I'm gonna continue on from Klipik's)
I steal Klipik's login info and give the cookie to myself.
"@Iamnoone Seriously? That cookie wasn't even in my pocket and you pants me! Plus, the Konjuring Kat didn't summon it until 24 hours later. You had to either play the Song of Double Time twice or just wait 24 hours to get the cookie, plus you had to defeat it, as Margrel ate it on accident. Let's just say that happened and you didn't steal my Iron Wolf uniform for my guild.... -.-
I apply for GM and log in, and, having the Ban Stick equipped, I ask you if you want to come on Vana with me. You accept, and on the Blackstone
Bridge, I use a Ban Stick charge attack and knock you off the bridge, of course tripping you and grabbing the cookie first.
I leave you to burn in ashes whilst I pwn my way through the Firestorm Citadel." Sarg, rules NO NUKES
NO SUPERPOWERS
NO SUPER WEAPONS
NO... SPAMMING NO DISPUTING ANOTHER'S CLAIM TO THE COOKIE!!!!!!!
You violated no super weapons and JUST because you apply to get a job doesn't mean you get the job! And so what If the cookie wasn't In your pocket?
Anyway the GMs fire you due to being mean to a player and you get banned from the game. Then I grab the cookie from Papaya and throw It
In a lava level. Good luck next poster!
"And so what If the cookie wasn't In your pocket?"
You got pants anyways and we saw your tiny, shiny spiralian hiny.
/jumps for the cookie and misses it, falling on her butt still in laughter.
/thinks papaya tastes better.
@Iamnoone If that's true that the papaya tastes better...
/grabs Xxpapaya and runs off, who still has the cookie, therefore I get to eat two delicious foods.
((*Is not tasty, tastes like cookies as well.* Also, has anyone seen Hexzyle recently?))
Xxpapaya used substitute
Xxpapaya used double team! His evasiveness increased!
Xxpapaya got away! With the cookie!
Xxpapaya has been playing too much Pokemon Omega Ruby recently.
@Xxpapaya Hexzyle posted today on this thread
Go Rayquaza!
Rayquaza mega evolved into Mega Rayquaza!
Mega Rayquaza used Dragon Ascent!
Xxpapaya fainted!
Gained 361 exp.
I take the cookie and fly off on Mega Rayquaza into space.
((I should have gotten Omega Ruby myself instead of Alpha Sapphire))
@Crazee-Pi-Forums: Link is broken :(
Xxpapaya hops onto Deoxys (Attack Form)
He chases after the fleeing Mega (Primal?) Rayquaza
Dexoys used Knock Off
The opposing Rayquaza dropped the cookie!
Xxpapaya catches it and flys off with Deoxys (Speed Form)
((I have both copies XD))
I shoot Deoxys out of the sky with Kinetic Overload. The shockwave generated from the explosion of concentrated charged particles catapults the Cookie halfway across the galaxy into the Koprulu sector, where I catch it and lock it at the top of the Dominion Headquarters on Korhal.
((Fixed link))
I fly into the Koprulu sector on Mega Rayquaza.
Mega Rayquaza used Dragon Pulse!
Dominion Headquarters have been completely destroyed!
Gained 423 exp.
I take the cookie from the ruins of the headquarters and fly off.
Xxpapaya used the Red Chain!
Xxpapaya summoned Dialga!
Xxpapaya hopped onto Dialga, and chases after Mega Rayquaza and Crazee-Pi-Forums.
Dialga used Roar of Time!
Time was suspended for everyone but Xxpapaya and Dialga!
Xxpapaya threw the Master Ball!
The wild Cookie was caught!
Give a nickname to the Cookie? (No)
The Cookie was transferred to Lanette's PC, it was placed in Box SAFE
((Congratulations! Your "I stole the cookie game" evolved into "My pokemon stole the cocokie game!))
((Meanwhile, I spent an hour trying to find Heatran, before finding out that you can only capture him after the Kyogre/Groudon incident, stupid me)
GRAB THE DRILL
ALRIGHT NOW GRAB THE THERMITE
SOMEONE GRAB THE SECOND CAN OF THERMITE
NOW POUR THE THERMITE OVER THE SAFE
ALRIGHT THE THERMITE HAS MELTED A HOLE THROUGH THE FLOOR NOW GRAB THE COOKIE
POLICE REINFORCEMENTS HAVE ARRIVED OGOD RUN TO THE EXTRACTION POINT
Mission Success!
I fly on Mega Rayquaza to the extraction point
Go Yveltal!
What will- wait, what are you doing?
You wouldn't dare...
Put that gun down, you're going to kill us all if you shoot Yveltal!
Please listen to me...
No,
No,
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Crazee Pi shot Yveltal.
Yveltal Died, along with everything else in the world.
Gained 9351098249184 exp!
I take the cookie in my ghost form.
I take the cookie
notice pi has a mega rayquaza
I give it back
We can't use nukes, we can't use superpowers, but we can use... Gods?
ruling pls
@Klipik-Forum
Yveltal isn't a god, Arceus is :P
@Crazee-Pi-Forums
Doesn't that mean Xerneas died as well? And doesn't that mean it gives it's life energy back to the world? Meaning, theoretically, the only things that died were Yveltal and Xerneas?
@OP
I call the ghostbusters and, after *ahem* confining a ghost version of Crazee-Pi-Forums, get the cookie for me. I jump on my turbo-snail and run off.
The no nukes and super powers...the no dispute to one's claim to the cookie was because people can't play well together. This is a game for fun. There isn't supposed to be fighting and arguments. You don't always have to be bigger...badder...better. And yet peeps argue making it...
/runs up the page slapping everyone with a dead fish grabbing the cookie as I go. I jump in my time machine and go back to a distant point in time. I punch some guy in the face for yelling, "The British are coming. The British are coming." in my ear then walk the streets of the capitol city with the cookie safely tucked in my pocket.
Some person named "Windsickle" comes up to you, hits you with a live fish, stole the cookie, and ran away.
I hit Windsickle with two live fish, steal the cookie, and run away.
I magic the giggling papaya out of existence, leaving the cookie behind. I don't even bother taking the cookie because I won't stay for long.
@Sacred-Earth
No super powers :(
@OP
*Gets warped back in time by the rules*
I pick up the cookie and run away.
I get a backhoe and scoop up the papaya holding a cookie in my bucket. I drive away with them leaving tire tracks in Sacred-Earth.
I have the cookie AND PAPAYA now!
I throw a Mr. Bear with his mouth open at rapid speeds towards Iamnoone. Both the cookie and the papaya go in his mouth as he flies by but somehow he doesn't hit Iamnoone at all.
Mr. Bear promptly digests the two and poops them out. The poop is so gross that nobody would want to steal it.
Then I throughtortch the gross cookie and create another cookie.
My cookie!
After growing out of Mr.Bear's *ahem* poop. I take a shortcut and manage to get in front of Gbot-Vtwo. I slap him, and steal the cookie.
I see papaya with the cookie and offer him a handful of Swedish fish. As he stands there looking at the fish in my hand he gets slapped by the fried fish that was behind my back in my other hand. Take that you cookie thief. I steal papaya's cookie and skip down the railroad tracks into the night. It's my cookie now.
I grab the cookie and through It into the lake. Then I slap papaya in the face with a metal fish.
MY COOKIE!!!
Fsh (The king of dead fish who slap everyone) happens to be in the lake. The cookie lands in Fsh's mouth and Fsh flies into the air with his army of dead fish. Anyone who gets near Fsh gets slapped with thousands of dead fish.
I throw a net at the fsh fish, and then take the cookie. I then put it into a glass jar, containing other cookies.
But the others are made of plastic.
I dump out all the cookies and finaly found the right one.
MY COOKIIE!!
Using myself as bait, I get on a horse and raise after Gbot-Vtwo, grabbing the cookie, and escaping the grasp of the horse. I then proceed to hide it in one of my ten thousand pockets, and start running away. Oh, and then I slap everyone who posted above with a fish.
Fsh accepts your offering of slapping everyone with dead fish, but Fsh demands more or else Fsh will eat you. Desperately, you look around for someone to slap with a dead fish, but nobody is nearby. You decide the only thing to do is offer him the cookie, so you dig the cookie out of your pocket and toss it to Fsh. Fsh accepts your offering and slaps you with a dead fish before leaving.
Then I get a fishing rod and get the cookie. Then I slap Papaya with a pan.
I buy my own cookie instead of stealing the other one
The papaya gets a spatula, and slaps @Oohnorak with it, forcing him to give him the cookie. He then proceeds to slap Gbot-Vtwo with the pan as well, stealing his cookie. Now he has 2 cookies. Huzzah!
Then I hit Papaya with a bigger frying pan then I take both the cookies while he is asleep. Then I gtive the second one to Vohtarak.
"The papaya gets a spatula, and slaps @Oohnorak with it, forcing him to give him the cookie." Oohnorak Is not playing this game. Vohtarak Is.
All that useless Oohnorak does is act as my forum account, the forums didn't accept my armorgames account for use
In fact I don't even think oohnorak reached haven, hmm
The papaya gets the Mother of Frying Pans and slaps Gbot-Vtwo with it, stealing the cookie in the process. He then proceeds to apologise to Vohtarak (coughOohnorakcough).
Then I get the king of frying pans and hit Papaya with it. then I steal the cookie!
Then I get the God of Frying Pans and hit Gbot-Vtwo with it, and steal his cookie.
I get the devil of frying pans. He sticks one in the fire then smacks the god of frying pans in the face. The god screams in pain. The duel of frying pans begin. They hit and slam. It is one of the most viscous fights of all times. Mean while, I take that cookie they forgot about and quietly slip away with it.
Then i hit Papaya with a giant metal fish, put on invincible armor, and then I take the cookie From Iamnoone and hide It in a really hard place to find..
EDIT: He posted right after i did. i didn't even notice....
(Um, my cookie was taken by Iamnoone, Gbot 0_0)
The papaya gets a Pan Launcher, and shoots it at Iamnoone, knocking him unconscious. He then proceeds to steal the cookie. Huzzah!
Angry with how people are slapping each other with frying pans instead of dead fish, Fsh, the God of dead fish, miraculously replaces all pans in this this thread with dead fish.
I hit papaya with a dead fish pan, steal the cookie, then run off.
The papaya gets his Fish Launcher, and starts shooting fish at Crazee-Pi-Forums, knocking him off his balance. The papaya then proceeds to steal the cookie, and eats it. Cookies help papayas grow into papaya trees.
...with terrible fate.
I remove post #256-298 for A. having my pants taken off BY SOME IDIOT(No one still doesn't mean no being) WHO DOESN'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THE WORD REDACTED MEANS, B. having post #256 mistake a crowbar(A -REDACTED- CROWBAR) for a nuke, and C. Having that idiot who clarified my pants were taken off NOT having a crowbar rip their head off and D. Having that idiot who clarified my pants were taken off NOT banned from this thread for... profanity reasons.
And of course, I take the cookie, and then go to a land surrounded by a land of terror known as Banland with dual Ban Sticks in hand.
Immediately when you go into banland, a GM whacks you with a ban stick because you keep disputing another's claim to the cookie and you die. The cookie winds back in Xxpapaya's hands and posts 306-348 actually did happen because the GM, the thread, and everyone else says it happened. The GM then leaves this thread for now.
Sargent, stop with all this nonsense you're pulling. What happened happened. If you don't like it you can leave.
I enter Moorcraft Manor carrying a book in a strange language. As the book is being examined, I quickly pants Sargent and jump on the elevator with cookie in hand. The party is locked.