I capture lolly in a net, for I am a pacifist.
then... I bite both cookies....
for what good are treasures that are hoarded?
I stole the cookie game
Thu, 04/23/2015 - 17:06
#402
I wan to eat your fish... sole.... soul
Thu, 04/23/2015 - 21:04
#403
You can't.
I get out of Xteri's stomach by bombs and use magic to transmorph myself back to my non-cookie self, and i steal the cookie and run off!
Thu, 04/23/2015 - 22:03
#404
I never noticed that the frozen shambler's eyes were spirals...
I have a brilliant plan...
First I puke out the part of galax that I ate, then using a grappling hook I latch on to the back of his head,
then I shove my grapple-hook down his throat.
Next I attempt to seize the cookie, but in his last moments galax hurls the cookie like a discus and sends it spinning to lie forlornly in the donation box of a charity.
"ahh Galax is so charitable" I announce grabbing the cookie...
NOW IT IS MINE!!!! MOO AHHAAHAHHAHAHHAA
FOREVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri, 04/24/2015 - 15:43
#405
O RELY? 2 CAN PLEY DAT GAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!
DOUBLE POST STRIKES AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN!
Fri, 04/24/2015 - 15:42
#406
O RELY? 2 CAN PLEY DAT GAAAAAAAAAAAME!!!!!!!!!!
So i snatch it back and say to Xteri," That wasn't for you!" Then I slap him in the face for stealing MY cookie! But he gets up and tries to attack back! I spit out the grappling hook(I can't die from a mere hook as you can see.) And stab him in the back! Then I take off with the cookie+ i get the part of me back and turn it into original part of me!
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 17:58
#407
I take the cookie by taking it, since I don't understand a single word Galax says. Then I hide it in one of my posts.
You'll never find it.
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 17:58
#408
I take the cookie by taking it, since I don't understand a single word Galax says. Then I hide it in one of my posts.
You'll never find it.
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 17:58
#409
I take the cookie by taking it, since I don't understand a single word Galax says. Then I hide it in one of my posts.
You'll never find it.
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 21:24
#410
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ Doesn't understand any words but his own.
I find the cookie and hide it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 21:24
#411
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
^ Doesn't understand any words but his own.
I find the cookie and hide it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 21:32
#412
omNomNOM
I pat my stomach...
Nice hiding place Galax.
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 22:20
#413
I recently TNTed the roof
I recently TNTed the roof (Machinauts - Matikclocker entrace reference) and landed on you. You have been squashed. Now I have the cookie!
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 06:03
#414
My flesh is IMMORTAL
In an attempt to control the cookie, I spend years capturing and giving away the cookie, each time prying away a single crumb. I reassemble the cookie for my own gain, but I make it into a oatmeal raisin cookie so nobody can eat it ever. the end.
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 07:59
#415
Did you forget the rule DONT
Did you forget the rule DONT DISTURB THE COOKIE CLAIM ATTEMPT?
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:18
#416
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Then I steal the cookie...
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 13:42
#417
I show up and KO you, then
I show up and KO you, then take the cookie and hide in my Diamond Fortress of Impenetrability.
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 13:49
#418
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I Go inside the Diamond Forteress and i steal the cookie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 13:53
#419
It was a trap! The real
It was a trap! The real cookie was with me all along, and I had left the Diamond Fortress. That was my hologram in there.
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 13:57
#420
!!!!!!!!!
I kick you in the face and take the cookie! NOW I HAVE 2 OF THEM!!!!!!!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 14:42
#421
The fake is oatmeal
The fake is oatmeal raisin.
Also, I immediately fire a rocket at you. When it hits, you are knocked to the ground. I take the cookie.
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 14:45
#422
Running away from Galax, you
Running away from Galax, you got trapped in Clock Drive and you are converted to my 4th Overclock level...[||||]
Dont destroy me, or else I will respawn as Matikclocker X!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:03
#423
wOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaH!
I grab the cookie and run off! I also shove the oatmeal raisin cookie in Karp's mouth!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:22
#424
I spit it at you. It knocks
I spit it at you. It knocks you to the ground, and I take the cookie to the Core.
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 15:49
#425
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I kick you in a place, and i take the cookie!!!!!!!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 23:29
#426
WHAAAA? COREE? I GOT
WHAAAA? COREE? I GOT OVERHEATED THINKING AABOUT THE CORE AND I PULL OUT YOUR COOKIE!
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 02:10
#427
derp no spoilers here
you get poisoning because IT WAS OATMEAL RAISIN SPOILERS SORRY
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 03:48
#428
I take the real cookie from
I take the real cookie from whoever had it and exile myself to the Apocrean Void. Nice try people.
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 10:47
#429
!!!!!!
DANG IT DP!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 10:47
#430
!!!!!!
Then I Go to the void, I grab the cookie, then i get out!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mon, 05/18/2015 - 04:15
#431
I appear next to you, take
I appear next to you, take the cookie, and go do some runs in the Clockworks.
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 10:18
#432
^̖̃ ͈̓ι̨̇ѕ̹́ ̥̂η̨̂σ͑͜т̳͘ ͖́ƒ̯̎ᾰ̲η̮̌¢̝͒у͈͠ ̥̏ἠ̙α͙̅ή̱¢̘͑у̟͝!̝̅
I TELEPORT AND FEED YOU TO THE SWA-ZALGO
THEN I SNATCH MY COOKIE!!!
EDIT: Xteri, i still have the cookie since you did absolutely nothing to steal it.
Mon, 05/25/2015 - 21:40
#433
...
I continue manically laughing at your foolish attempts at containing the ancient cursed power that is the Cookie.
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:29
#434
I like you Xteri :)
Xteri said that the cookie has THE CURSE HAS STRUCK AGAIN!!! and you are cursed.
Now I take the cookie
Tue, 05/26/2015 - 12:56
#435
MINE.
Ḿ̺Ȁ͇T̨̈́I̢͝K̳̈C̙̕L͙̄Ô͖C̱̕K̦͘E̲̚R͖̒ ̼͗Ǵ̼E͓̎T͆ͅS̫̐ ̼̉C̨̓Ụ̏R̡̉S̥̈E͇͝D̡̕ ͉̍B̬̑Y̧͗ ͕̅T̢̀H̙̎E͎͒ ̲͗C̥͘Ȯ̡Ő̯K̼̋Ȉ̙É͚ ̲͒Ạ͗S͓͌ ͎͗W͕̉Ě̱L͍͋L̛̘ ̬̍A̪̍ŇͅD̮̓ ͕̍M͖͑Ę̕R̪͆G̠͗E͜͝ ̫̈́Í̺N̜̋Ṱ͐O͕͝ ̘̅Ŏ̦N̝̅Ẽ̮ ̣̌W̢͘I̬̎T͈̀Ĥ̖ ̘̍M̜̊E̦̿.͇͠
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 18:53
#436
With our powers combined!
All of the knights in the vicinity (Gbot, Matikclocker and Me) get sucked into a purple vortex of power. when we emerge we have all combined into a purple glowing cookie defender. i dare you to try to steal the cookie now
Spoiler
Epic battle may ensue
End spoiler
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:28
#437
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
EDIT EDIT: what? So i guess we are all now XMatikpiGo? dafox?
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:27
#438
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I walk up to Galikclockteri, grab both its index fingers, put super glue on them, and shove them up its nose, meaning it cannot move its hands to fight me, and all it can do is run at me. It does that and I trip it. It is unable to get up a it can't move its arms.
I take the cookie and leave, and then I leave it randomly on the ground somewhere for the next poster to pick up.
Take that for epic battle.
EDIT: They clearly do not say I am part of them, so I am not.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:27
#439
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
I take control (I AM ZALGO) and take my fingers out of my nostrils, then i merge with Crazee-pi. Then we become Crazee-Zalikclockteri! i also pick up the cookie. EDIT: well then you are now.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:28
#440
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I unmerge from Galikclockteri with the cookie in my hand and walk away.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:31
#441
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
ITS ZALGO!!!!! I merge with Pi again. We cannot unmerge because of the spell that the swarm put on us. the swarm swallows us. We cannot escape! Now we are crazee-swarm-infested-Zalikclockteri! But we can still unmerge in our dreams! the cookie also merges with us. now it is in our thoughts! so now we are Crazee-swarm-infested-Zalikclocktericookie! but in our mind, we are just regularly swarm-infested. if you want the cookie, merge with use and take it in your mind.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:41
#442
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I continue to unmerge from Galikclockteri with the cookie via dark rituals.
I summon my old corruption army and merge with all of them so that Zalgo is unable to merge with me again (because I cannot be merged with something that is already merged), ALL OF THEM. (I also merge with the cookie.)
I am now Corrupt-Pi-Forum and very hideous. I spit corruption all over Galikclockteri and kill them before I tunnel into the ground.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 19:53
#443
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
We respawn since we are swarm. The corruption just makes swarm-infested-Zalikclockteri EVEN STRONGER!!!!! Then they become Corrupted-Swarm-infested Zalicklockerteriload X! Crazee pi is in the dream world of our thoughts and was already unmerged to begin with. Everyone unmerges even because we are not in real life anymore. now we seem to be in a diamond mine. There are multicolored diamonds everywhere, and the rock holding the diamonds are blue-ish grey. I see Corrupt-pi-Swarmite(Corrupt-Pi-Forum) and rush toward. I kick him and peirce him with a diamond pic-axe i found laying on the floor. Corrupt gets knocked aside, stunned, while i run deeper into the mines with the cookie! hey, the cookie looks a little different! it is completely black and there are swarm eyes where the chocolate chips are supposed to be! it bites me and runs off! "CATCH THAT COOKIE!" Says Swarm-infested-ZalGite(Zalgo).
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 20:03
#444
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I unmerge with the cookie again. I then proceed to do several dark rituals to completely prevent any future attempts to merge with me.
I merge with all my old allies, a black hole, the moon, the pigs, to form BLARRUPTIOON-PIG-FORUM. If you somehow manage to merge with me again I will turn into a black hole and use my black hole powers to kill you.
There is no possible way to avoid dying once I turn into a black hole, and I will only turn into a black hole if you merge with me, key word ONLY.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 20:21
#445
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
but i didn't even try to merge with you.
I unmerge with the cookie again.
You already unmerged with the cookie in the dream world, derpderp. Also, you can't merge with anyone in the dream world. you can't merge with the cookie, ok?
Pig and ZalGite continue to chase down the cookie through the diamond mine!
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 20:14
#446
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Then why did you say I appeared in the dream world?
Also, considering that I'm merged with the cookie you are technically chasing the wrong cookie.
Fri, 05/29/2015 - 20:20
#447
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
Oh nvm. We are all in the dream world. what i am saying is that you are not merged with the cookie in the dream world. Its just annoying. Also that is the right cookie. but it has a mind of its own and we didn't know that the entire time. but now it has the chance to get away on its own! CATCH THAT COOKIE!!!
"[Dusk] IT!" Zalgite Grabs the cookie~
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 09:40
#448
Matikclocker controls the
Matikclocker controls the weapons of Galikclockteri and fires the MADNESS LASER! And your corruption didn't help. This almighty machine (Galikclockteri) has the cookie!
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 08:33
#449
☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣
actually we are NOT MERGED IN THE DREAM WORLD! That means that Matikclocker is Matrixclockmite right now! Otherwise if we were merged, then Pi would be merged and it would be really hard for us to play the game that way. The corruption made Matik into Matrix!
So Matrix shoots his bad[base] laser.(You need to sensor that. It is against the ToS!) The laser does nothing. except hits a diamond that falls on Matrix's head. He also ran into the mines, catching the cookie! i slap it out of his hand and run off into a ravine!!!
Sat, 05/30/2015 - 10:01
#450
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I revive from the corrupted ground and smack Galikclockteri with my piggy paws before grabbing a big ball of rotten cheese (a small version of the moon, except corrupted) and smashing Galikclockteri into the ground. I take the cookie and burrow into the ground.
I turn you into the cookie.
I take you.