Because of this, time and space crashed again. We are in another dimension where Warmaster Seerus rules the world, possesses the cookie, and Quint isn't banned but will instantly explode if he goes inside Warmaster Seerus's Grand Arsenal.
I stole the cookie game
Sun, 09/06/2015 - 14:05
#552
Seeing as I didn't have the cookie, you can't take it from me.
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 03:54
#553
Seeing as Warmaster-Seerus is not a real player...
...time and space flashbacked to the moment it crashed first time. We are again where Clocker rules and blah blah blah. I kill Warmaster Seerus and take the cookie, then create Tech Fortress to assist rebels. Yeah, rebels. That means Vanaduke-Destroyer, me, Crazee Pi and other people.
((Wow, first we were on Earth, then we went to Mars, wormhole, dangerzone and we are even in another universe?!))
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 12:27
#554
I pick Rail Cannons from my
I pick Rail Cannons from my arsenal, aim at the bomb the Tech Fortress has and I fire at it.
The bomb detonates the vault and cookie flies out.
I grab it with T-Beam and place it in MSI (Maximal Security Insider) so nobody will get it.
And use Panzerclockers and Mediclockers to guard MSI.
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 16:44
#555
Seeing as MSI means Movement Speed Increase...
...The Maximal Security Insider turns into a set of Mercurial Mail. The Panzerclockers and Mediclockers think it's an invader trying to steal the cookie, so they blow it up.
I grab the cookie as it flies out of the explosion, then run away before anyone notices me.
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:45
#556
No it didn't. It makes no logical sense.
The time flashbacked as Maximal Security Insider couldn't change into Mercurial Mail without some kind of action that involves changing things (Nope you won't break my realm with Magick). I again pick Rail Cannons and shoot you and I take the cookie, while I put in this same place as before flashback.
Attempt to change items without character's influence and I will vote for you to be banned for controlling characters/no logical sense.
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 21:55
#557
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, you were unable to flashback time due to that being against the rules (see the last rule.)
The Rail Cannon magically and randomly turns into a donkey before wandering off with the cookie.
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:05
#558
Then, the Big Iron appeared in front of the donkey.
The Big Iron shoots a laser at the donkey, killing it. It then disappears, taking the cookie with it.
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:17
#559
I pick Plasma, shoot at the
I pick Plasma, shoot at the Big Iron and take the cookie as it flies out of explosion.
Then I proceed to deny actions making no logical sense such as Rail Cannon turned into donkey.
Tue, 09/08/2015 - 22:20
#560
Matikclocker disappears.
It doesn't make any logical sense for a battlebot (Matik) to exist right now when the developers never created one that hasn't been blown up by the players yet.
Wed, 09/09/2015 - 05:48
#561
Remember, don't shoot food.
Unfortunately, you are unable to deny that due to it being against the last rule.
The thing used to shoot the plasma magically and randomly turns into a dead fish and flops away with the cookie.
They move rather fast for a dead fish.
Wed, 09/09/2015 - 08:52
#562
I hate trolls.
I use Flashbackizer to revert Plasma Launcher sudden change, hit Vanaduke Destroyer and take the cookie.
Next I pack my fortress then abandon this realm.
I create a new universe where magic is banned and sudden item change results in universe expulsion.
(That means the player causing random changes will return to previous universe)
I put the cookie in the vault. And I proceed to activate Anti Troll security.
Any troll will detonate.
Wed, 09/09/2015 - 16:38
#563
...
I stay in this universe so I won't be bothered by Matik.
I create a new cookie for this universe.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 17:25
#564
...
*Walks in*
*Magickally makes the Battlepods die.*
*Freezes Time*
*Takes cookie*
*Walks out while leaving time frozen*
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:27
#565
Another universe appears.
Everyone except Matik and Kian teleport into it. Giant, invulnerable, magick-proof barriers appear that cause any posts that involve damaging or destroying them or moving past them in any way to be ignored, appear between the universes, leaving Kian and Matik trapped. They're able to instantly destroy anything which attempts to damage them or move past them.
The game continues without anyone who uses Magick or try to prevent non-reasonable changes.
I create another new cookie for this universe, which Warmaster Seerus steals immediately. He runs into his Grand Arsenal with it, and build even better Battlepods than any that have ever been seen in the SK universe (or any forum universes).
The barriers will allow Kian to pass into this universe if he gives them his SUHDB and Magick powers.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:34
#566
lolwut
Well.... i can disobey Magick rules, so i use Magick to destroy the barrier, and if that doesnt work
* gives the barrier fake Magick Powers and fake SUHDB*
*watches as it falls for it*
*walks in*
*Magickally destroys Seerus, his battlepods, and the whole OCH
*takes cookie*
*makes Vana and Pi unable to do anything*
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:51
#567
Remember, don't shoot food.
Ignoring Kian since he gave the barrier fake stuff.
I run into the Grand Arsenal and kill all the Battlepods with guns, lots and lots of guns. I then encounter Seerus and start saying random words hoping one of them is a hidden spell from Harry Potter. Unfortunately all this manages to do is confuse Seerus. I decide to take the cookie while Seerus is too busy scratching his head thinking about what I was saying.
I put the cookie in the toaster from that one thread to destroy a toaster.
Also Kian can't use his SUHDB anyway since it's a super weapon.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 18:56
#568
You couldnt ignore me because that disobeys the last rule, because that was my claim to the cookie
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:04
#569
Well, we're ignoring you anyways because...
...you tried to get past the barriers without giving up your Magick and SUHDB.
I use my Machine-Epicannon to distract the toaster. Wait, what do you mean that doesn't help break it open?
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:09
#570
then....
I clone my Magick Tomes and SUHDB so i can get past, and you cant say i couldnt do that, because i kept my clones and gave the real ones, you didnt say i had to give evry single one i had, so you cant ignore me just to simply stop me from passing the barrier.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:16
#571
Well, the barrier notices you still have them and kills you.
/reprograms the barriers to attack Kian-Slime-Master on sight, even if he gives it his Magick powers and SUHDB
/continues ignoring Kian
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:20
#572
sorry
Bu - wait, i have Magick!!!!
*uses Magick to reset game*
*protects self with barriers that kill anyone but me instantly if someone comes to get inside my fortress*
*watches as i now have just destroyed the whole game :)*
Im tired of being trolled, it makes me sad....... :(
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:25
#573
Remember, don't shoot food.
We're all tired of you running around going "MAGICK THIS, MAGICK THAT, I DISLIKE BALANCE, MORE SUPERWEAPONS, MAGICK."
Honestly, Magick should count as a super weapon or a superpower at this point.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:29
#574
nope, and nope
sorry, but game rules may be disobeyed unless i say so, so yep, nothing can block Magick!
If you dont want me going crazy, dont troll me so much or i'll do the same
Why does everyone other then Matik, and Blandaxt troll me all the time? It make me so sad..... D:
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:31
#575
"Im tired of being trolled, it makes me sad....... :("
*I'm tired of trolling, it makes me sad... :(
Get out if you don't want us to troll you for trolling us.
/Gets out giant pencil
The Big Rule #1 - Magick is a superweapon.
/Puts away giant pencil
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:36
#576
The reason we troll you,
Is because MAGICKMAGICKMAGICKLOLNUBIAMINVINCIBLEINSTAKILLTHISINSTAKILLTHATWHATYOUTRIEDTOHURTMEWELLIMINVICIBLETROLLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOL
Get out if you don't want us to keep acting this way. Just. Get. Out. Now.
I'm pretty sure you acted in a similar way before we started acting this way too. Actually, your actions are the entire reason we're acting this way. If you don't want this but want to use magick, get out and go make a fake forum on your computer where everybody is fine with that and nobody trolls you, so you're free to troll everyone else. Just leave.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 19:47
#577
.................
You know what.......
*steals his giant pencil for disobeying the laws if Magick*
*Freezes time FOR REAL*
*freezes time 9999999999999999 more times to make sure only Kian Slime Master can do things*
You see...... i dint care about normal trolls but saying those things i DO care about, realy, you even HAD to ruin my PEACEFUL Ask Me Questions thread by making a troll story to insult me!!! I need revenge.....
Why i hate you....
BECAAUSEYOURALTTLENEWBIEWHOLIKESTOBEATMEUPANDTRYTOCHEATONMYRULESLIKEYOURAKINGBECAUSEYOUDIDTHISINKEEPTHELOSTLANDSSEALEDGAMELITTLENOOBLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLITTLEPEACEOFPOOPIWISHIHADPERMISSIONTOINSULYOUAMILLIONTIMESBECAUSEYOUARETHEMOSTTERRIBLELITTLENEWBINTHEWORLLD
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 21:12
#578
There's a tiny problem with this...
1. You're in a different universe, so you can't steal the giant pencil.
2. The walls prevent you from freezing time in any universes except the one you're in.
(Also - That bold message is exactly what I would like to say to you, thanks for typing it out for me.)
/takes giant pencil.
The Big Rule #2 - Kian is a troll who must be ignored at all times.
/puts down giant pencil.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 22:28
#579
Nobody is allowed to remove players by hand!
I use the Uniwitchswitchinator and grab Kian. Then we travel to where you are.
Then I grab a giant pencil and write:
BIG RULE #3 - YOU CANNOT REMOVE PEOPLE BY FORCE.
Because of that, the universe disappeared.
Then I screamed "IN YOUR FACE!" to Vanaduke Destroyer.
I put detonators around MISTER TOASTER and detonate it, causing him to fall.
Before he fell, I grabbed the cookie before it gets toasted.
Then I ask the judge to ban Vanaduke-Destroyer from the game for setting us in a "jail".
VOTE IN PROGRESS
Should Vanaduke-Destroyer get banned?
Yes 1 (Me)
No 1 (Vanaduke-Destroyer)
Vote ends on new page.
Fri, 09/11/2015 - 16:00
#580
The Big Rule #3 - The giant
The Big Rule #3 - The giant pencil belongs only to Vanaduke-Destroyer, and can't be touched by anyone else.
Matik's BIG RULE #3 disappeared because he took the giant pencil to write with.
The Big Rule #4 - The Big Rules can only be written with the giant pencil.
VOTE IN PROGRESS
Should Kian-Slime-Master get banned? [Yes: 1] [No: 2]
Vote ends at the end of the page.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 23:16
#581
I am countering Vana's The
I am countering Vana's The Big Rules with Matik's ANTI-CHEAT RULES.
In that case I bring up LCIN Writing Laser and write:
ANTI-CHEAT RULE 1: Vanaduke-Destroyer cannot remove players by force.
We teleport to the universe where you are.
ANTI-CHEAT RULE 2: LCIN Writing Laser is bound to Matikclocker and cannot be touched by anyone else.
ANTI-CHEAT RULE 3: Warmaster Seerus is not a real player.
Seeing that, Warmaster Seerus becomes NPC offering one unheatable Proto Sword of +999 Shame.
And I vote to NOT ban Kian.
Thu, 09/10/2015 - 23:19
#582
Nanonizer, seeing that he
Nanonizer, seeing that he teleported to the other universe, started dancing.
I vote against banning Kian.
I vote for banning Vanaduke-Destroyer.
I charge Nanorockets at Vanaduke-Destroyer.
I hold the charge.
Fri, 09/11/2015 - 11:55
#583
third party time
you guys need to stop with the banning attempts and superweapons, im adding an unbiased post here with the facts
yes, kian was using superweapons and needs to stop, and is being a hypocrite by telling other people to stop doing the same thing
making yourself invincible is against the rules (disputing another's claim to the cookie)
using superweapons or superpowers is against the rules
and yes, vanaduke is also in the wrong by trying to ban kian, but this response is to be expected if kian was continuing to break the rules and blame others for trying to repair the game he was repeatedly trying to cheat
in conclusion, to settle the problem with everyone turning out ok
no one gets banned, and no magick (unless nerfed), no locking people out of universes, no giant pencil (the rules are there, we dont need that thing), and especially no more of this stupid argument
@matik and nano (if you're not alts of the same person, which you seem to be)
you're trying to protect a cheater, even if he shouldnt get banned, you are still helping him break the game which vana and pi are trying to get fixed
and if you insist on this childish "who can cheat the most" game, add "dont ban" vote from me to everyone who you want removed
Sun, 10/18/2015 - 17:13
#584
Did you miss me?
Its the same argument as when I left.
/uses my cookie extractor to pull all of the cookies out of the thread. They fly into my pocket from all the fortresses, safes, universes, the toaster oven and everywhere else they are hidden. I break down all the super structures, and forts. Then, I unlock all the doors and let all the banned people back in. We set fire to all the written claims and put sugar in the gas tanks of all the super vehicles. While everyone is distracted, I take the cookies down into clockworks where no one dares to go.
Mon, 10/19/2015 - 04:10
#585
oh cool its back
I dare to go there and steal the one cookie that actually matters
then I eat the others
Mon, 10/19/2015 - 07:13
#586
Iamnoone is ALIVE!
I spray Vohtarak's hands with Necromancer! Spray and Vohtarak's hands withered. I take the cookie and drop it into the Core.
Mon, 10/19/2015 - 11:30
#587
looks like some people are coming back
good thing the tears of my enemies can reverse rapid ageing devices...
I go into the core and retrieve the cookie
Wed, 10/21/2015 - 14:05
#588
I seal the core then send in
I seal the core then send in an army of gremlins to retrieve the cookie for me.
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 19:02
#589
I use my Lightning Fire Curse
I use my Lightning Fire Curse Earth Hammer of Death to kill the gremlins and explode the Core. I grab the cookie and go to the Lost Lands where me and my cookie is safe.
P.S the above hammer is NOT a super weapon. The DEATH HAMMER is my superweapon hammer, the above hammer is just big enough to destroy the core
:)
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 19:30
#590
I use my Deexistanceinator to Deexistance the Lost Lands and Kian, then grab the cookie. The Lost Lands and Kian are Reexistanced a minutes later, since I had it set to only the third setting out of 10.
Hey, if Kian can be overpowered, why can't I?
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 20:09
#591
lol
The deexistancenator is a superweapon, so you couldnt do that.
Sat, 11/07/2015 - 23:06
#592
It's not a superweapon if limited to settings 1-3.
At least comparing to the Lightning Fire Curse Earth Hammer of Death.
If I couldn't do that, you couldn't destroy the core or hurt the gremlins with your LFCEHoD. The gremlins destroy you.
Sun, 11/08/2015 - 00:12
#593
Let's start the Fusion Sequence!
Let's do this:
- Vanaduke-Destroyer will stay as it is.
- Kian's actions will be checked by me and will be filtered if rule-breaking.
That means...
"I use my SUHDB 2.0 to explode Vana and use Magick to instakill him lol then take the cookie"
becomes
"I use my sword with explosives to explode Vana and take the cookie"
Anybody happy say GUN 'EM!
I use a Grappler with Plasma to take the cookie. Then I run to another planet and set up a base of operations.
Mon, 12/14/2015 - 12:39
#594
I appear from the depths of
I appear from the depths of the planet you have set up shop on and grab the cookie, returning to my Fortress of Relaxation at the core of the planet.
Mon, 12/14/2015 - 21:44
#595
I get out of the goblins grip and use my powers (which can do anything, including rule ignorance) to only push the gremlins out of y way. I then take my Giant Hammer of Doom (which is not a super weapon but can destroy the core) to destroy the core. Get the cookie from it. And use the swarm to protect me.
Mon, 12/14/2015 - 21:53
#596
I'm a Wizard
I use the Steal Cookie card to steal the cookie.
I then pull a shotgun out of my pants (because that's how inventories work) and start threatening people.
Mon, 12/14/2015 - 23:12
#597
(which is not a super weapon but can destroy the core)
I'm pretty sure being powerful enough to destroy the core means powerful enough to be considered a superweapon.
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I pull a better shotgun and really really good armor out of my pants and start threatening Blazecat until he gives me the cookie.
Tue, 12/15/2015 - 05:52
#598
Enough is Enough!
I pull a Lightsaber out of my slime. Then i use to cut both Blaze's and Vana's shotguns. Kill Blaze by cutting his head off. Get the cookie. And then teleport to the Lost Lands where its un-defeatable horrors will protect me. (I mean it, nothing can pass them.) And besides. Only MY powers can do stuff to things/terrain in it. And then i make myself and the Lost Lands unable to be Deexistenated no matter what. (and this effects all games)
Tue, 12/15/2015 - 06:12
#599
Remember, don't shoot food.
I walk into the Lost Lands and point out the fact that the lands aren't lost anymore as I found them. The Lost Lands name quickly changes to the Found Lands before they "Deexistenate" because they aren't the Lost Lands anymore.
I punch Kian in the face while he whines about me "not being able to do that" and "it's not fair" when clearly he just casually summoned an alternate dimension with creatures that nothing can pass and only he can effect before taking the cookie.
Kinda reminds me of someone else...
Wait.
Tue, 12/15/2015 - 11:32
#600
I'm a Wizard
I respawn close to Pi and tell him that there's a duck behind him.
While he is turned around I pickpocket him and take the cookie. And then I load 10 boulders into his inventory while I'm at it.
I crouch because that makes me harder to see.
Seeing you cannot dismantle Nanobots once merged, time and space crashed.
We are in another dimension, where I rule the world, I posess the cookie, Quintintius is banned and everybody attempting to steal are rebels. Everytime Quint will try to steal the cookie he will be put inside a jail.
I take the cookie from Vanaduke-Destroyer and force my Wreckclockers to attack rebels on sight.