Spiral Knights - I stole the cookie game

I stole the cookie game

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Sat, 05/30/2015 - 10:48

#451

Gbot-Vtwo

☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣

Crazee, i have the cookie, not Matrix. Also when i hit you, i didn't kill you. Whatever. we will just say that you grabbed it from me.

So Zalgo uses his diamond shovel to dig, he catches up to pig, and hits him on the head with the shovel, then he takes the cookie~

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 11:39

#452

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I was clearly talking about Matikclocker / Galikclockteri's madness laser...

I combine the rotten moon and some corrupted vines to create a rotten moon flail. I then use it to knock Galikclockteri over onto the corrupted ground. I then summon corrupted thorns to spike Galikclockteri's feet. Galikclockteri gets really sad because of this and runs home for some bandages, dropping the cookie on the way.

I take the cookie and dig all the way to the underworld before Galikclockteri comes back and seal the cookie within the wall of flesh, along with myself.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 11:54

#453

Gbot-Vtwo

(Rabids go home reference!)

i'm confused.... also why are you calling Matrik, Galikclockerteri if he is not in that form?(unless you are talking about both of us.) he would at least bematikPiTeri(not Crazee Pi) since Zalgo(ite) and Crazee(Pigite) are awake and unmerged and that Pipi(π) and Xteri(Tterrior) are not asleep yet(in the game).

Anyway, Matrix snatched the Cookie out of my Hand. Then Crazee Pigite uses his Rotten Moon Flail to mind confuse Matrite and he drops the cookie, while going home. Pigite runs deeper into the Ravine into a wall of flesh, while Zalgite chases after! Now we are in another underground area full of swarm infested ghasts and pig zombies. Zalgite uses a diamond sword to cut his way through the Flesh wall! Hey, now we are on the moon! Good thing this is a dream... Also why is there a bunch of dead Rabid corpses here? Anyway i grab a corpse and slap Pig with it, making him drop the cookie! He jumps in a hole(Probably to sneak attack me later.) and i take Cookie!

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 11:53

#454

Matikclocker

Well...

I abduct the cookie. You want to know more?

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 11:56

#455

Gbot-Vtwo

☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣

No.

I see Matrite jumping up and down on the moon, so i Knock him out and stuff him in a Dead Rabid Corpse, also throwing him in a hole. I THEN TAKE THE COOKIE AND DRIVE OFF IN A UFO THAT MATIK WAS GOING TO DRIVE!!!!

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 12:12

#456

Matikclocker

And?

The Power of Nano is the strongest in the world, so I use Nanotech to disassemble the UFO you are driving and I use the scraps to power myself up. And to take the cookie.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 12:16

#457

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

Me and Pipipipipi are the same person, so we can't be merged.

Plus nowhere on this thread did anyone say Galikclockerteri merged with Pipipipipi.

Also, please stop attempting to control other people, if you keep doing that I'll break out the Magic Angry Mob.

After Galax destroys the Wall of Flesh, the spirits of light and dark are released, causing my powers to grow. I immediately kill the spirits of light of course and merge with the spirits of dark. I am now really strong. I turn the whole world into corruption.

The moon is rotten, probably because I am technically the moon as I merged with it earlier. A giant eye opens up and spots Galax and Matik. I then slap the part of me where Galax and Matik are, causing them to fall off. The cookie proceeds to grow back to normal size, along with Galax and Matik. I take the cookie and go into the dungeon, where spooky scary skeletons await you.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 12:47

#458

Gbot-Vtwo

☢♜☠I am Arugo! call me by that name!☠♖☣

I merge with all of the dead Rabid corpses, which make me more powerful, then I fart in Kureijī - PI - fōramu no Face!

Then I take the cookie and go to.....Mars.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 13:30

#459

Matikclocker

WHERE IS THE POWER OF NANO?!

I was then playing Robocraft on Mars. I used Speedy Maniac Gunner (my T10 SMG Cruiser) and I shoot you. I have the cookie and I run inside my team's Fusion Shield.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 13:49

#460

Gbot-Vtwo

☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣

unmerge with the Rabids and throw them in the shield.*Shudders.* They had a bunch of bombs stuffed in them. They go off and the cookie flies out of his hand! i take it!

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 13:53

#461

Matikclocker

So you are in CF-Alliance?

Some random energy pulls off your cookie and it flies to Protonium Reactor which is still standing. Now I have the cookie.

Sat, 05/30/2015 - 14:07

#462

Gbot-Vtwo

maybe?

Zalgite Slaps Cookie out of Mat's hand!

Mon, 06/01/2015 - 18:52

#463

Mechathglxclone

☢♜☠I AM THE BOI-OHAZARD!☠♖☣

Then Mecha appears, Attacks Zalgo and pushes him off into the abyss. He never comes out. Good thing Mecha snatched the cookie before he pushed Zalgo off.

Wed, 06/03/2015 - 22:21

#464

Xteri

How did the swarm get involved? Also, suicide.

Gbotclockteri charges forth, rending all obstacles asunder. Giant green tentacles erupt from the ground and launch Gbotclockteri forward at Mechathglxclone. Gbotclockteri then smashed Mechathglxclone with a large tree. when smashing, Gbotclockteri accidentally smashes the cookie, but no matter, for it immediately coalesced back into its crummy self.
technically Gbot just killed themselves...

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 03:57

#465

Matikclocker

Technically we are still on Mars...

Matrix slowly decomposes into Mars atmosphere and Matikclocker is back to normal. In real world.
Then I trip Xteri and take his cookie, and I launch him to GJ 1214b planet.

Thu, 06/04/2015 - 22:45

#466

Xteri

<Caution... may contain emptiness >

How did this turn into Terraria/Spiral knights/Robocraft/Matrix/Somegame involving rabids?
"Ohh no..." groans Xteri to herself "planet GJ 1214b is the land of the dreaded Tickle-squids"
"Argg! halp hELP Haa he hhea heh ehaheha hehe--------------" from here it trails off into maniacal laughter.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 07:33

#467

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance

/walks in

/takes the cookie

/walks out

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 07:50

#468

Sonosuke

I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you

/swipes cookie from Pi before they leave

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 07:56

#469

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance

/walks back in

/shoots Sonosukes in the head with a pistol

/takes cookie from corpse

/walks back out

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:11

#470

Quintinius-Vergnix

Tasty.

I fly over in a contragrav flyer, spray the area with a mixture of iron dust and superglue, then activate a large electromagnet attached to my craft.

Crazee-Pi-Forum, Sonosuke, Matikclocker, Xteri, the cookie, and everyone else in the thread are now stuck to an electromagnet.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:31

#471

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance

Good thing I walked out before you did that, tee hee, thanks!

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 14:38

#472

Matikclocker

ILLEGAL MOVE. NO

ILLEGAL MOVE.
NO SUPERWEAPONS.
I reverse polarity and I take the cookie which was NOT made from metal.

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 15:21

#473

Sonosuke

I like Sonic Unleashed, screw you

I ded lol

*le ghost*

*takes cookie from Matik*

Tue, 07/28/2015 - 18:05

#474

Quintinius-Vergnix

Polluting space with FTL teacups since 1987.

I fire a barrage of proton missiles at Sono-forum, then swoop in and grab the cookie as it flies out the explosion.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 22:27

#475

Falminar

Because Voltails.

I burrow behind Quint, steal the cookie, then bite his head off before he can try to get it back.

Wed, 07/29/2015 - 23:55

#476

Nanonizer

Your head disassembled due to

Your head disassembled due to my Nano Disruptor. I HAVE DA COOKIE!

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 10:55

#477

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance

I walk up to Matikclocker and offer him to be shown a magic trick. He agrees, and I use my lame magic skills I learned from a magic kit for parties to make the cookie disqppear. Matikclocker claps before asking for the cookie back, but I tell him that since it's disappeared I can't get it back right now. Matikclocker walks away slowly disappointed.

Meanwhile, somewhere in the world, a little boy no older than 5 finds the cookie in his ear and begins eating it.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 12:13

#478

Matikclocker

Gimme that, 5 year old!I

Gimme that, 5 year old! ((I mean the boy eating the cookie))
I don't care if it will cry.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 12:26

#479

Falminar

Granted, but... Wait, wrong thread.

Matikclocker - Banned because... Wait, wrong thread.

*Spawns in, eats boy (who shouldn't have walked into a tier 3 Wolver Den: High Voltail with proto armor and weapons anyway), and runs away with the cookie*

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 12:42

#480

Arylide

That just happened.

*Spams polaris through Wolver Den and collects cookie as loot*
*Uses cookie to make a cookie sword*

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 12:44

#481

Matikclocker

I fall on Arylide and take

I fall on Arylide and take the cookie.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 12:57

#482

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance

"HALT, THIS IS THE POLICE.

YOU ARE ALL UNDER ARREST FOR THE KILLING OF A LITTLE BOY OVER A COOKIE, I DON'T KNOW WHICH ONE OF YOU KILLED HIM BUT IT WAS PROBABLY ALL OF YOU."

The policeman arrests all three before taking the cookie as evidence.

Thu, 07/30/2015 - 18:58

#483

Falminar

Error, wolvers bite things.

I bite off the policeman's face, grab the cookie, then burrow away.

Sat, 08/01/2015 - 22:13

#484

Quintinius-Vergnix

After using a Spark of Life,

After using a Spark of Life, I burrow after Vanaduke-Destroyer in my Terratank and impale him on its drill.

I take the cookie.

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 06:10

#485

Kian-Slime-Master

GOO GLOBBER!!!

I use the remover to remove quintiniuis and take the cookie and then i remove the cookie

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 09:05

#486

Falminar

I steal the remover, then remove myself to go to the place of removed things, take the cookie, then go back through the removal portal.

Then I put on full Deadly Virulisk armor, eat your armor and helmet, then triple bite you. Because you lost your armor, the triple-bite killed you.

*Runs away with the cookie*

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 09:10

#487

Kian-Slime-Master

oh boy

MUAHAHAHAHAHA I GAVE YOU A FAKE!!!! Also destiny didnt say you were the one who was gonna attempt to defeat me

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 12:27

#488

Falminar

Are you disputing my claim to the cookie? That isn't allowed by the rules.

Or are you just saying I can't kill you?

Either way, I put a throwing card in the cookie, making it a throwing cookie. Then I put in a boomerang, making it a returning throwing cookie.

*Throws cookie, cutting Kian's head in half, then grabs it as it returns*

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 13:29

#489

Nanonizer

You realized you don't have

You realized you don't have the cookie as I used T-Beam after you took the cookie after you cut off Kian's head.

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 14:36

#490

Falminar

(Deleted)

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 18:26

#491

Kian-Slime-Master

i already said

You need me to give you a scroll that tells you destiny has chosen you to defeat me (meaning i am forced to retreat) and i will reqard you the remover, and i swapped out the real remover with a fake one after i removed the cookie, as a secret so you would take the fake instead of the real one which is not disputing an attempt to get the cookie, so you did nothing to me and my head did not get cut off

Sun, 08/02/2015 - 22:19

#492

Falminar

and my head did not get cut

and my head did not get cut off

I know it didn't, it was cut in half.

I magically control you, forcing you to give me the scroll, then also magically change whatever name is on that scroll to Vanaduke-Destroyer. *fires a Volcanic Pepperbox charge at you before you can retreat*

*Tries to use magical powers to take the cookie from Nanonizer*
*Realizes I lost powers*
*Throws VP in his face, then takes the cookie while he's distracted*

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 00:10

#493

Matikclocker

I take Nano's VP and shoot it

I take Nano's VP and shoot it at you and I take dat cookie.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:06

#494

Quintinius-Vergnix

Ooh shiny!

I trip over a rock while charging a Nitronome. It flies into your face and explodes.

I pick up the cookie, dust it off, and continue on my way.

Mon, 08/03/2015 - 11:24

#495

Matikclocker

I walk up to you and I say

I walk up to you and I say "Plasma in your face!" Then plasma exploded, you lost your head and I take the cookie.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 18:57

#496

Kian-Slime-Master

UGH

i jump behind vana destroyer and use my remover to remove vana, then i work togrther with matik and keep the cookie away from everyone, then i get back the scroll because you cannot control me, meaning i did not give you the scroll but you still got the cookie

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 20:59

#497

Falminar

So we can say random things to make them happen?

I walk up to Matik and say "Random explosions in your face!"

Then his face randomly exploded and I take the cookie.

Wed, 08/05/2015 - 21:25

#498

Crazee-Pi-Forum

Remember, don't shoot food.

A giant portal appears, and out of it comes my ship from before, except this time I've modified it to be a RAVE SHIP.

The Rave Ship causes a bunch of rainbow lasers and flashing lights to appear. Everyone is so busy dancing that they don't notice the ship using it's tractor beam to pull the cookie away.

I fly into space with my ship before getting 10 turrets to help protect against anybody who attempts to attack me. Five of the turrets fire instantanious lasers that cannot be dodged while the other five shoot homing "missiles" that deal muchh more damage than the lasers.

Thu, 08/06/2015 - 03:00

#499

Matikclocker

Overwolf?

My Robocraft helicopter Specterwulf has Radar Jammers + Cloak and I use it to fire SMGs at your turrets. Then I jump off and I take the cookie. Then I fly my Specterwulf to my homeworld Clink. Let the Battle of Clink begin!

Thu, 08/06/2015 - 07:09

#500

Kian-Slime-Master

oh right.....

@Vana you cannot cut me to kill me as i am made of slime (but im still immune to anything dealing shadow) so as you tried to cut my head in half i naturally just ate it

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