I stole the cookie game

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Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Behold, the evil squares take over the world!

But then I come, take the #slapofamillionexplodingsuns and the cookie, and use the #slapofamillionexplodingsuns on the cookie and then I go in a time maching, sending us back to 1000 BC, with no way to get here

I give the cookie to Malkalack, you're welcome, and then go back in my time machine to 2014

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

I summon:

= =
| ^|
=o=

Whatever that face is and ride him to 2014, after stopping to get some pastries from medieval paris.

Egpnd's picture
Egpnd

Mal, isn't time travel a superpower?

Anyways, Mal...

/e C4 detonates

TERRORIST WINS

/e takes mal's cookie

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

I slam Egpnd's head against a concrete slab of steel, then recoil in horror as his brain explodes. I then take the cookie.

Bustware's picture
Bustware
Egpnd, that's not CS. That's TF2.

So I get the cookie back to Iamnoone. For the 50th time. Ow, my legs...

Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
Totally not a NSA agent

But then you realise that iamnone did not make this thread and give it to the hungry dog instead.
happy huntings.

Bustware's picture
Bustware

The big magic angry mob comes and explodes the post #106, so the cookie's still at Iamnoone's.

Malkalack's picture
Malkalack
Oh helm yeah!

Bustware, Iamnoone doesn't even play SK, or use the forums anymore.

I smash Bustware's head with a baseball bat, then rip the cookie away from Iamnoone. I drop kick his head, and run away.

Bustware's picture
Bustware

I get Sandman and homerun you out of the scene. Cookie's mine.

Obcydian's picture
Obcydian
I brand you with a

I brand you with a cattleprod. You now belong to me, so I order you to give me the cookie. Thanks.

Bustware's picture
Bustware

The magic big angry mob comes and explodes the post #110 and it didn't happen. Reason - trying to control me.

Pizzachop's picture
Pizzachop
NOPE

i took Ur cookie and run like a coward. then i came back and slap u in the face

Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
STOP RIGHT THERE....

oh, um.....

Pay the court a cookie or Serve your cookie to me. Your cookie is now forfeit.

/e gets the cookie.

Bustware's picture
Bustware

You're showdowned by me in the last second. Cookie's mine.

Cinoa's picture
Cinoa
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Bustware's picture
Bustware

I rip your gut apart (we can't eat the cookie dammit!). Cookie's mine.

Supersonicm's picture
Supersonicm
Hmm and I...

Rocket hammer charged at bustware, stole the cookie, replenished the cookie back and wears indestructable armor so anyone cant rip my gut apart 0.o

Kbloowit's picture
Kbloowit
i attack with..

Such doge very gut WoW much armour many organs such cookie want cookie takes cookie wow

Bustware's picture
Bustware

I understood none of it. I launch a rocket, it explodes and all that's left from Kbloowit is gibs. Cookie's mine.

Supersonicm's picture
Supersonicm
You wanna play smart huh?

Pounds bustware to a different dimension.. and stole the cookie....
ITS MINE AT LAST!!!!!!

Bustware's picture
Bustware

Back via 10-dimensional window. Supersonicm is thrown to the mineshaft. Cookie's mine.

Supersonicm's picture
Supersonicm
Transformed!

Mineshaft transformed to mine craft..... geting alot of cakes in creating more... TNT BLAST TO BUSTWARE'S head and stole another cookie and make a cookie cake... CAKE..

Glaedr-Eldunari's picture
Glaedr-Eldunari
I can haz coowkee?

*bites Supersonicm in the leg and takes cookee through a huge destruction factory* (lol) and is about to get out but because he is a Voltail,he powers up a Megacannon and gets shot repeatidly by it but throws the cookeey to pipipipipi before he dies.*soul gets sucked into a black box and corpse is berried by wolvers*

Wolvers are kool

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Roses are red, murder is blue, yet they don't have a clue.

I have no clue what you just said, but thanks for the cookie!

/eats the cookie

Oh no, I just realised what I did

/barfs out the cookie, now too disgusting to make anyone want to touch it, and runs off without the cookie

Glaedr-Eldunari's picture
Glaedr-Eldunari
well wadda ya know

*blindfolds self and gives cooky to random person*

Egpnd's picture
Egpnd

/e sanitizes the cookie with 1000°C of fire. Cookie is safe.

/e takes the now sanitized cookie.

Bustware's picture
Bustware

I throw Egpnd at Superman, picking up the leftover cookie. Cookie's mine.

Electro-Surge's picture
Electro-Surge
I bake a new cookie, now its

I bake a new cookie, now its mine xD

Obcydian's picture
Obcydian
ONE COOKIE PLEASE! I fart on

ONE COOKIE PLEASE!

I fart on Bustware and Electro-Surge. While they're out, I take the cookies and eat one. I then fart over and over to make an impenetrable barrier of stink. Cookie's mine.

Sacred-Earth's picture
Sacred-Earth
I air assassinate Kmartrox

I air assassinate Kmartrox and loot the cookie while wearing a gas mask. Cookie's mine.

Bustware's picture
Bustware

I place both you in court where you are charged for the copyright (to "Cookie's mine.") and both of you are sentenced to give me the cookie back. Cookie's mine.

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
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little did bustware know, i swiched the cookie from his hand. then I lost It.

Egpnd's picture
Egpnd
OBJECTION!

*slams table*

Galax, have you read the rules for this thread? It clearly states that superpowers are not allowed.

*points finger*

You broke that rule by stopping time and teleporting to a different world. Time to face your crimes.

Take That!

/e shoots pipi from the alt universe and drags the our universe's cookie and Galax back to our universe.

Just for the record, yes I had to teleport to them but I have reasons to do so. Anyways I give the cookie to Malkalack.

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
then an armada of zombie space pirates fly and take me home.

also sorry. the gremlins take the cookie then cloak themselves.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

If I ruled the world, this would happen

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
COOKIE

I slam the Gremlins with a living, breathing, potato (who is fifty feet tall) and take the cookie. I take it to MOST UNORTHODOX island, and hum "happy songs" to myself.

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
the gremlins take the cookie and cloak it.

and slaps iron biscuit with an exploding fifty feet tall potato. while blowing up the island. and no one found the cookie ever again until later.

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
NO MODIFYING THE COOKIE

I destroy Galaxthekillrmech with a giant, all-seeing potato, and run off with the cookie.

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
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Then I hit you with a giant crowbar.

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
^^^ Rule breaker

"No denying another's claim to the cookie"

The magic angry mob comes and kills Galaxthekillrmech, leaving me with the cookie. Hrmmm.... I hop into a rocket, and fly it to Jupiter

Obcydian's picture
Obcydian
I make my dramatic return

I make my dramatic return flying out of the Great Red Spot, then take the cookie and jump into a black hole with it. NOTE: Black holes take you somewhere random. Judging by the looks of it, I am either in medieval France or the Les Miserables movie set. I can't even tell the difference.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

@Obcydian Black holes crush you into a atom, not transfer you somewhere random. The closest thing in space I can think of to transfering you somewhere random is wormholes, which make you time travel

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
or troll post

and the angry mob got turned into atoms as well! second the boulder broke and killed iron. a and also, killing me wont help u get the cookie fail! a can since u broke the rules as well so ha! and shame on u! these clones did nothing and u keep killing them like bugs! U R E SEK PARSAN! also im with pirates. also, the black hole destroyed the cookie! noooo!!!!!!!! some one bake another also the space pirates ship can't break and noone can get inside.

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
^^^ The Wolver is right

However, the cookie, being magic, isn't destroyed and floats away. I catch it from my rocket, leanin' out the window in a spacesuit, and catch it, leaning back in and closing the window. I then release oxygen tanks in the room to fill it back up with air after it is pressurized.

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
little did u know the window breaks!

leading the cookie flying in next posters hand! Troll post side >>>> then pepe,(from another universe.) baks cookeez fore ever1! and nun one dies!

Ironic-Biscuit's picture
Ironic-Biscuit
NO CONTROLING PI

However, the magic angry mob is indestructable, and comes and kilsl you for breaking the cookie and controling pi. I am still with the cookie and fly away

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

I grab Galax and spank them for breaking the rules, also attempting to bend the rules to their rule. (Which fails) How dare thy!

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
Or no. troll post again.

second the pie i was talking about was from an alternate universe, i just forgot to say that. and i don't die as u kill another clone. second that counts as super powers so the mob is dead.Edit: the angy mob didn't die but i made them happy again so they are not mad!. i did not control pipi or break the cookie. in the future, the cookie is rebuilt. and little did pipi know, for trying to get in the ship, he get spanked into outerspace before getting 2 me so fail! also i did not break the rules as much as u guys broke them 2, so don't get mad at me only! also since u guys are trying 2 kill me (but failing.), i gave all the cookies to the swag king, Mal! so now there are more cookies to steal, also, iron, making the cookie magic instead of making more urself is braking the rules sinse ur modifying the cookie and got mad at me for it but u did the same thing.

Pipipipipi's picture
Pipipipipi
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!

I think Galax should be called Ironic btw

Gbot-Vtwo's picture
Gbot-Vtwo
.....

or how about no?