@Galax clearly you have not seen some of the older fight threads

I think you must be confused, let me explain

1. Despite the fact that it doesn't say going to other dimensions isn't allowed on the rules, it isn't allowed. Malkalack just forgot to put it in there.

2. A machine that can stop time is pretty much a superweapon.

3. The Gremlins can cloak, the cookie can not

4. A giant all-seeing potato isn't a superweapon. If it was some amazing potato that could destroy everything with it's mind, then that would be a super weapon. Giant corn that hears everything also isn't a superweapon, even though no one said anything about them.

5. You can not just make the cookie teleport into the gremlin hands for no reason, you have to say how they got the cookie from who has it. (For example, they could slash Ironic to death with razor blades then take the cookie and run off.)

6. The magic angry mob is punishment for rule-breakers, tus can bend the fabric of space and time to kill the rule breaker. It does not count as cheating unless the user uses it for no reason.

7. Saying the attacker just killed a clone isn't aloud, just revive yourself and kill whoever has the cookie at the moment

8. Turning a potato into a boulder when, as you said, you weren't even there? Shame on you!

9. The cookie can not be destroyed, unless you do destroy it while you have the cookie and immediantly bake another normal cookie

10. Killing people to get the cookie is pretty much the point of the game

11. You can't break a window from a distance that long unless reason (Such as sneaking remote detonators on the window)

12. The angry mob is never happy until they break the rule breaker, then they go have a coffee break until another rule breaker appears

13. You are breaking more rules then Ironic

14. Quit with the clones

15. The me from the other universe destroys the universe he is from and himself so you will stop with the other universe.

16. No where did I say I tried to get onto a ship

17. Lickamilk is forum banned

18. Where did Ironic say they put magic on the cookie?

As Ironic does their victory dance, I walk up to him/her and do a kick on Ironic's legs, causing Ironic to trip and fall over. I take the cookie while Ironic is on the ground and run off

((You still need to respond to my actions in the other kind of roleplay thread, otherwise I'll assume my attacks hit))

After being embarrassly squashed by Ironic, I took in training the arts of Italian plumbers, it was only 10 minutes before I mastered the jumping on heads technique, which I immediantly used on Ironic to smoosh Ironic into the ground and stole away the cookie

using an axe, then i run off with the cookie and hide it in the shop! then i run away! Hint: the cookie is in the "sweetest" place of all!

I run into walmart and ask if they sell any cookies, they say no, so I get really mad and blow up the place with bombs. I then take a break by going into the candy shop and finding the cookie. Hooray!

so there we go!

I don't care anymore i must bump this thread so I come out of a wormhole, steal the cookie from myself, throw myself into the wormhole so he can come out of it later and cause this to happen, and hide the cookie on the Grasping Pla-toe

I give birth to the universe again, Then i punch the lizard and steal the cookie.

Jump from comment #156 to comment #166. Regret Insrtantlly.
Anyways see god are among us I use my sweet absotly Bastion Narrative voice to enchant Sir-Kazookia re-creator of the universe and take the cookies while I talk about how a kid I once knew created paraddox and powered up a machine I created using a carbine a spear.

Dear Red-Galaxy, it seem you sadly miss the point and forgot to tell how you stole the cookie; so here the epic tale.
One day you woke up. You were hungry; but, not any kind of hungry. You were cookies hungry. So you went on a epic quest to get it. You looked all over the world, talked to hundred of people, you visited thousand of place, when one day you a devellite just sitting there whit the famous cookie. You explainned him you situation and so he took the cookie and broke it in half so you can have a piece. But when he did an Imensse power. And then appeard Iamnoone. He said the cookie was eternal and just as he came he dissapeard. The cookie joinned back in one piece and went to your hand whitout I could do anything. And so you took it and ran away as you understood you shouldn't eat it.

So since galaxy has the cookies.
After finding galaxy back I threw a fish over there and while he was looking at the awesome fish on the ground I grab the cookies and ran away.

As Obcydian is laughing maniacally
I murder him with the Jesus Action Figure (Glows in the dark!)
And shove it between his corpse`s buttcheeks, where no man will dare to ever trespass

I come back as a zombie, infect Haven, and rule over it as a zombie. I then send 10,000 zombies to take the cookie. They turn you into a zombie and you give it to me, the Zombie Overlord

"I murder him with the Jesus Action Figure (Glows in the dark!)
And shove it between his corpse`s buttcheeks, where no man will dare to ever trespass."

Then I shove The corpse up yours.

Galax means the bomb you used to cure the zombies, I don't see a problem with curing zombies with a bomb though]

I grab a spiny blue shell and throw it. It automaticly targets Popoixd as Popoixd has the cookie, and blows up in the face of Popoixd. I then steal the cookie from the stunned Popoixd and run

But I stop Nyan Cat with Weegee, which plummets to the ground. A creeper then comes, makes a comment about how nice your Nyan Cat is, then explodes, killing you. I then hide the cookie in the King's Dinner Blaster 9000

1. I am Pi
2. You are doing it wrong. Now you will, die
3. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/dinner-blaster

I hire Phoenix Wright to sue you for the cookie. I win the trial and you go to jail.

But I secretly run the prison, and make all the guards betray you for more money, and give the cookie to me. I then give it to D , if you take the cookie from him, everyone watching Twitch plays Pokemon will riot and stomp all over you, take the cookie, and give it back to D .

I take the moment to steal from my *ehem* other self and dig dig dig into the planet.

Obamasnow appears! Obamasnow convinces you to give him the cookie in order to win the 2016 presidential election and prevent Mitt Rotomney from beating him, before leaving to do his presidential duties.

I jump from the sky and land on Sacred, causing them to crash through the roof, which then forces Sacred-Earth to spend 5 nights at Freddys. In the morning, I pick up the cookie from Sacred's dead body and give it to Fawful, who promptly insults everyone on this thread and flies off

And then I walked up to you and took the cookie while you passed out from exhaustion, then I gave the cookie to Sir-Crazy-Pi.

Then I blow up the castle with you In It and the cookie flies Into my hand.

"I then take the cookie from your gibs and go to Asteroid."

*Hands. You welcome.

Then I go to the Asteroid and I chainsaw you, grab the cookie and threw It Into outer-space. Then I disappear(From this thread so just say that you went to outer-space and grabbed the cookie) and you can't find or hurt me.