Sorry, people keep pissing out soup.
Waiter, Snake from metal gear solid is in my soup!
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Sat, 07/19/2014 - 16:39
#452
Well
Sun, 07/20/2014 - 09:22
#453
Sorry
Sorry flame, I replied to the wrong one :(
That crazed man is my daughter!
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 07:29
#454
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
Oh no, Please forgive us. I think the chef pick the recipes from a wrong box.
Waiter, there's a knife in my soup. And an arm too.
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 15:03
#455
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
The knife is to cut your soup, and the arm is to cut your soup for you
Waiter, (Drinks all the soup) where did my soup go?
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 15:04
#456
Uh Oh!
Ummmm... The rest is on it's way. (serial Killer rises out of soup) BYE!
Waiter Death awaits me with sharp, pointy, teeth in my soup.
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 15:11
#457
Move over! There's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Cmon death! YOU CAN DO IT!
Waiter, why are you called a waiter when you aren't the one waiting?
Mon, 07/21/2014 - 16:40
#458
Well
... IM WAITING FOR YOU TO DIE!
Waiter, Why is Pi peeing in my soup?
Tue, 07/22/2014 - 04:08
#459
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
No, Pi didn't pee in your soup. Pi pea in your soup. Get it? pee and pea. No?
Waiter, there's a bad joke in my soup.
Tue, 07/22/2014 - 07:46
#460
Well
Sorry but thats not a bad joke, Thats a bad pun. *Gets shot in the face by you* DARNIT!
Waiter, Why is your dead disembodied corpse in my soup?
Tue, 07/22/2014 - 13:03
#461
Because...
..........................
(P.S. Dead men don't tell tales)
Waiter why is there a kitten in my soup?
Wed, 07/23/2014 - 08:44
#462
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
I heard you want to adopt one. So yeah here it is.
Waiter, the chair is made of pure wood. I have a hard time to sit on it. Isn't there any thing soft like wool or even leaf to cover the chair? Look, my butt is itching. Can't you just do it right now sir? And why there's no seasoning set for me to add some salt and pepper? And why you don't serve me a cup of fresh water? Oh just imagine what if a guy need one immediately after he ate a ghost pepper. and you can't even serve one in time. Oh just a sec, I didn't taste the soup yet.... *sip the soup* Oh my, it's so horribly cold. What kind of soup did you just serve for me? I'm just ordered plain soup not cold soup. And why there's some meatballs and veggie? As I said I WANT PLAIN SOUP!!! Now I have no other compliant for now. Do you have anything you want to tell me? Oh jeez my butt feel itchy again.
Wed, 07/23/2014 - 09:09
#463
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Your butt is itchy because I put leeches on your seat
Waiter, there's leeches in my soup
Wed, 07/23/2014 - 13:24
#464
dont
dont try to take it out! leave it there till its done
waiter theres a lychee in my soup! (look it up)
Mon, 07/28/2014 - 19:40
#465
U dead
"YO CHEF! YOU REMEMBERED TO PEEL IT, RIGHT?" "NO!" You have an unpeeled lychee in your throat and you are choking on it.
Waiter, there's a monkey in my soup.
Mon, 07/28/2014 - 21:45
#466
Thats not a monkey!
That is a raccoon! shoo, shoo raccoon!
Waiter, why is there a board game in my soup?!?
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 07:48
#467
Well
I just wanted to add a land of candy into it! (Reference to the Board Game CandyLand.)
Waiter, Why is there a Giant Brain Sucking Heart Eating Fat Disgusting Evil Maniac in my soup?
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 08:29
#468
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Oh, sorry for being in your soup
Waiter, Frostylord is in my soup
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 12:37
#469
.....
Don't you ever wonder what happens to people who ask too many questions?
Waiter, there's a game of Lockdown in my soup.
Tue, 07/29/2014 - 15:08
#470
Well
Shh the prisoners are gonna escape if you drink it!
Waiter, Your waiting for me to wait in my soup
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 19:53
#471
-_-
No, your waiting for you in your own soup! the chef will make you some more.
Waiter, there's mewkats in my soup!
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 20:03
#472
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Yes, and if you have any problems with that, you don't deserve their faces
Waiter, there is stew in my soup in my stew in my soup in my stew in my soup in someone's mustache, I ordered soup in my stew in my soup in my stew in my soup in my stew with someone's mustard
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 21:48
#473
Rawr
Then eat their mustache.
Waiter a man in my soup is killing me by yelling FUS RO DAH.
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 22:06
#474
In your soup?
don't worry he is all taken care of by the police.
Waiter, there are fly's in everyone's soup!
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 22:09
#475
Eat it. It's high in protein.
Eat it. It's high in protein.
Waiter there's a banana in my soup.
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 22:11
#476
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
CALL TEH MINIONS!
Waiter, the minions are in my soup
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 22:18
#477
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Give em some bananas.
Waiter, there's a planet in my soup.
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 22:26
#478
-0- < planet
That? That' just an oversized egg.
Waiter? There's a Sonosuke in mah soup!
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 22:33
#479
:/
Dont worry, he means no harm to you.
Waiter, theres a nuke in my soup. Can i activate it, pleaaaaseee? :)
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 22:37
#480
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I mean no harm, you say? *activates the nuke for you*
Waiter, there's a sombrero in my soup.
Wed, 07/30/2014 - 23:12
#481
:/
Oh hey, u have found Demoman's sombrero :D
Waiter, why is Sonosuke still alive in Slim-Shaddy-Two's soup after the nuke exploded?
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:19
#482
You'd be surprised how much
You'd be surprised how much nuclear power cockroaches can hold.
Waiter, there is beautiful poetry in my soup.
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 14:40
#483
Thats no poetry!
That's poultry!
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:39
#484
Waiter,
Theres a peashooter kissing a zombie in my soup.
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 16:43
#485
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Kill it with fire.
Waiter, the restaurant is, yet again, on fire.
Thu, 07/31/2014 - 22:05
#486
not again!
call the fire fighters! well i had this resturaunt for a long time :(
waiter why did the restaurant got on fire?
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 03:31
#487
:/
Dammit! My Charizard escaped from my pokeball, didnt he? That son of a gun!
Waiter, my soup is also on fire
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 08:12
#488
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
NOOOOOOO! DON'T TOUCH THE SOUP! MY CHANDELURE IS IN THERE!
Waiter, my Chandelure is in Pixilator's soup
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 08:53
#489
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
We must lure the candle out! *is stabbed*
*becomes a ghost yet again*
/random minions burst through the door with fireaxes
Waiter, I believe the firefighters are here.
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 09:05
#490
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Great!
/watches the firefighters fight everyone with fire, as they are literal firefighters
Waiter, Sonosukes thinks my Chandelure never evolved into a Lampent, and is still a Litwick. I think Sonosukes needs some glasses. Also, my Chandelure is eating Sonosukes soul. Waiter? Are you there?
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 09:18
#491
Well
Im here sir. We poured water on his soup and your Chandelure/Lampent
Waiter, why is my squirtle kissing Sir-Crazee-Pi's Chandelure/Lampent
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 09:24
#492
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Hmm, that would explain why Chandelure used fire blast on it, and your Squirtle is on fire
Waiter my Chandelure keeps on using fire blast on Frostylord's Squirtle, who do you root for? I'm rooting for Chandelure to make me some turtle soup
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 10:20
#493
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I root for Squirtle. That fire resistance though.
Waiter, there's donut crumbs in my soup.
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 13:09
#494
Aaaand.
We have another crisis.... JUST EAT THEM! GAWD! DO YOU EVER STOP COMPLAINING! IT'S ALLWAYS WAITER THIS WAITER THAT!!! GAAAH! *Leaves and slams door*
Waiter there's a door in my soup.
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 20:44
#495
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I don't care because YOU CAN'T EAT SOUP!! WHO THE HELL EATS SOUP?! I CAN'T EVEN EAT I'M A GHOST!!
Waiter, I am harshly criticizing Ocarina of Time on the internet.
Fri, 08/01/2014 - 20:51
#496
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
BUT I DON'T WANT TO HEAR 64 THINGS WRONG WITH OoT
Waiter,
/Chandelure uses fire blast on the wall, causing the restaurant to ignite again
Can I have another powerful pokemon? I promise it will be good. How about a magikarp?
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 05:47
#497
Fine
Here take this level 100 magikarp that only knows splash. Throws Master Ball to Pi. Also... Go! Greninja I choose you! Use Hydro Pump on Pi's Chandelure! {Critical Hit!} (Chandelure fainted.) Now put out the resteraunt!
Waiter why is there a Skitty in my soup?
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 07:20
#498
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
/uses a load of unrare candies on Magicarp
/Magikarp's level goes down and eventually gets to level 20
/Magikarp evolves into Gyaradose
/Gyaradose mega-evolves unto mega Gyaradose
"IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZOR, BWAAAAAAAAAA" said Gyaradose as he used Hyper Beam on Skitty and the soup, destroying both
Waiter, there's no soup because I made my Gyaradose use Hyper Beam on it
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 11:26
#499
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Well, sucks to be you.
Waiter, *flings a teacup at a dunk tank*
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 12:09
#500
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Really? Let me try!
/makes Gyaradose use hyper beam on the target
Your right, this IS fun
Waiter,
/randomly uses Max Revive on Chandelure
My Gyaradose needs a dentist, and your the dentist, k?
Sorry sir... JOHNSON! DID YOU PUT PUKING POISON IN THE SOUP AGAIN!! I TOLD YOU NOT TO DO THAT YOU LITTE [REDACTED]!!!!
Waiter there's a crazed man in my soup.