Out pops a snipe.
I insert a moldy piece of bread.
The Vending Machine
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:31
#452
Out pops a snipe.
I insert a
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 07:36
#453
You get a bowl of mushroom
You get a bowl of mushroom stew to the head.
Steals the now emptied bowl and places it into the machine.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 06:51
#454
You get
more soup.
I insert myself into the mechine and stay there until post #???
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 06:58
#455
You return a post before
You return a post before (#454)
Throws the soup into the machine because it's not mushroom soup. >:I
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 07:17
#456
You Get
Mushroom soup that may explode...
I reinsert myself and stays there until post #525.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 12:50
#457
You get kicked out for trying
You get kicked out for trying to hide.
I insert a rose petal.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 14:39
#459
you get Spongebob
i put my
you get Spongebob
i put my computer in
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:15
#460
A giant room-sized processor
A giant room-sized processor crushes you.
I pour in knives to stab Varm because clearly, he hasnt come out yet.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:25
#461
You get
A shotgun. (Blame Iamnoone for getting me out.)
I insert Iamnoone and locked him there until post #500.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:42
#462
You get....uh
air? nah, you get a clone of yourself.
I put in complicated math problems on a piece of toilet paper.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 15:46
#463
You get a freed Iamnoone by
You get a freed Iamnoone by me.
Bashes Varm's face in and inserts the beaten Varm.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 19:44
#464
You get an imperial guard
That arrests you.
He inserted a nuke.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 19:53
#465
The machine starts to go
The machine starts to go haywire again. Sparks fly as the machine begins to overload with the bomb, as if it's about to explode. Then a huge puff of smoke sprays out from the machine; fallout. The fallout affects nothing except Varm and his Imperial Guards. The IG melts and a puddle of goo oozes from the machine; Varm himself. Or a literal puddle of him.
"eww" Mops Varm and the melted IGs away.
Contains and inserts the fallout within the vending machine.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 19:59
#466
You get
A respawn point about to fir- (I respawned)
I insert the respawn point.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 20:06
#467
You get a gut full of respawn
You get a gut full of respawn point as it respawns in you.
Inserts Varm's dismembered body parts after he sploded.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:54
#468
I brand new Varm pops out
I brand new Varm pops out singing songs from Barney, the purple dinosaur children's show, until your ears bleed and you wish you were dead.
I insert Captain Hook's hook.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 22:59
#469
You lose your hand in the
You lose your hand in the process and out comes hook.
I insert Varm's ability to produce sound.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:18
#470
You get a high pitched shrill
You get a high pitched shrill that shatters glass.
I insert the cookie you want.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:24
#471
Is blown across the field, my
Is blown across the field, my armor and glasses cracked from the shrill and my head in jumbles.
You get the cookie you didn't want.
Gets up and places the broken glasses into the machine in hopes for a new pair.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:40
#472
You get that new pair but one
You get that new pair but one leg is longer than the other. There is an opening in the butt seam and it just doesn't fit properly.
I wish I could see you trying it on.
I insert the first day of last month.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:45
#473
Uhm ... these are pants ....
Uhm ... these are pants .... WHY DID MY GLASSES TURN INTO PANTS?!
Gives Iamnoone a wedgie with it.
You get the midnight between 31 December and 1 January.
I insert the pants that smells like Iamnoone into the machine.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:55
#474
No one pops out and gives you
No one pops out and gives you a big kiss.
I insert all the memories everyone around the world has from that wonderful party night.
Fri, 05/25/2012 - 23:59
#475
You get a scrapbook full of
You get a scrapbook full of pictures but everyone of each has a thumb in front of the lenses.
reinserts Iamnoone into the machine.
urgh you're not bromancing me. >:I
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:16
#476
You get all your wishes come
You get all your wishes come true.
I insert those pictures with thumbs.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:19
#477
You get pictures of
You get pictures of disembodied thumbs.
I insert all my fulfilled wishes.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:34
#478
You get a sense of regret and
You get a sense of regret and are left with only unfulfilled wishes.
I insert an energy drink.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:37
#479
The machine short circuits
The machine short circuits and shocks you full of energy.
Inserts a snipe.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 00:55
#480
Out pops a kind word.
Inserts
Out pops a kind word.
Inserts my wildest fantasies.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 04:01
#481
You get the Twilight
You get the Twilight collection.
Inserts my wildest fantasies.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 07:33
#482
You Get
The FBI for copying the last insert
I insert a Modded Bow (fast firing) and a modded arrow (instant kill and makes ppl fly like crazy)
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 07:38
#483
The machine sprouts robo arms
The machine sprouts robo arms with robo hands to robotically clench the bow and shoots you with the arrows.
I insert the FBI
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 12:15
#484
You get elephants wearings sunglasses.
I put in a penny.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 12:27
#485
KA BOOOOOOOM
out comes toxic waste
i insert wigi face
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 15:37
#486
Out comes a question mark.
I
Out comes a question mark.
I insert that question mark.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 17:48
#487
Out comes a question mark.
Out comes a question mark. Again.
I insert my hand.
Sat, 05/26/2012 - 18:00
#488
Your hand is replaced with a
Your hand is replaced with a Spiralian foot (a stub)
I insert my bound pepperbox.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 21:07
#489
You get a dwarf named sneezy.
You get a dwarf named sneezy.
I insert an old pair of shoes.
Sun, 05/27/2012 - 21:20
#490
You get a boot to the face.
I
You get a boot to the face.
I insert Sneezy.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:08
#491
You get Grumpy.
I insert the
You get Grumpy.
I insert the blood that is dripping from my nose and the wish that I never inserted those shoes.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:15
#492
You get an urge to wish for
You get an urge to wish for nose-healing shoes.
I insert the beheaded Grumpy.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:41
#493
You get snow white yelling at
You get snow white yelling at you.
I insert a chocolate bar.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 04:54
#494
You get methane.
I insert
You get methane.
I insert Iamnoone's burning desire to be with me.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:15
#495
You get a feeling of
You get a feeling of loneliness.
I insert the methane.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 05:20
#496
The machine farts into your
The machine farts into your face.
Inserts the loneliness, hides in a bush and hopes Iamnoone doesn't pop out.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:37
#497
You get..
a shotgun with bottomless clip (already loaded) to protect yourself from Iamnoone.
I insert Iamnoone and poured lava to seal him in until post 525.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 06:50
#498
You get a lecture.
Awh cmon not this stuff again. Did you forget what i told you about this?
Pries the seal off.
Besides. how are we suppose to dump stuff into the machine if it's clogged?
dumps a box of nails into the machine.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:20
#499
A swinging hammer pops out
A swinging hammer pops out and hits you in the head.
I insert a dead bird.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 07:40
#500
I told you not to touch it.
You get a bird that explodes you back into the mechine.
sealing the outport with lava.
I insert a bomb that will explode in the next post. (breaking the seal)
Problem is... i'm right in the path of it (ow)
I insert a dragon.