You get a baking soda volcano.
I insert 5cr, hoping for a soda.
The Vending Machine
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 15:41
#502
You get a baking soda
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 21:09
#503
You get a baby bottle full of
You get a baby bottle full of warm milk.
I insert a left over peep from Easter.
Mon, 05/28/2012 - 22:15
#504
You get a snipe wearing bunny
You get a snipe wearing bunny ears headband.
Removes the cap and drinks the milk. It's still a beverage of sorts.
Throws the empty bottle into the machine.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 00:42
#505
You get a high tech water
You get a high tech water bottle that is capable of storing anything from Blaze Peppers to Frost Gels
Throws a Rabid Snarbolax hair into the machine
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 01:31
#506
You get a Rabid Snarby spike
You get a Rabid Snarby spike to the stomach. And rabies.
I charge the machine with 1.21 Gigawatts of energy.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 02:26
#507
You get a broken Polaris
You get a broken Polaris spamming into your face.
I throw in a roasted snipe
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 02:33
#508
GREAT SCOTT
Awwh. I was expecting the machine to go 88 miles per hour.
The machine sprouts a Tesla Coil from the top of it and zaps you.
I insert a regular snipe.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 04:30
#509
You Get
sniped
I insert Snarby. (yes, the whole boss)
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 05:00
#510
You get a bunch of sword
You get a bunch of sword wielding knights running towards you.
I insert an old deflated tire I found in the forest.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 05:12
#511
Is a bridge, actually.
The machine drops a tractor on you.
I insert the bullet extracted from my cranium.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 06:11
#512
Autogun fire spews out from
Autogun fire spews out from the vending machine.
I insert Trobolta's lifeless body
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 06:18
#513
You get
Trobolta back and 1 very mad and hungry Snarby. (I know were this is going)
I insert Bluejaylai's now dead body.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 06:48
#514
Out comes a casket. ANd a
Out comes a casket. ANd a zombie harmlessly gnawing on Varm's head.
I insert a half decent one page fanfiction.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 06:57
#515
You get
Lazor'd
I insert a headless, blown up zom.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 07:06
#516
You get another casket. The
You get another casket. The head of the zombie happily gnawing on your head still. You didnt really specified what happened to the head, just that the body's beheaded and all.
I remove the zombie head and shove it into the machine.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 08:54
#517
His friends jump out and kick
His friends jump out and kick your butt then turn you into a zombie.
I insert the zombified Trobolta.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 09:15
#518
....
You get owned by an angry mob.
i insert my toenail.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 10:02
#519
you get a nail clipper.
i put
you get a nail clipper.
i put in a piece of fried chicken
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 14:34
#520
You get
an angry living chicken that pecks you to death.
I insert another vending machine.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:23
#521
Dingding
You get a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending Impostocube containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine containing a vending machine.
I put in my own soul.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:35
#522
You dont feel.
I insert my
You dont feel.
I insert my old modem.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:44
#523
.......
You get a G.F.R.M.O.F.G.P. (Gigantic Flaming Rhinoceros Made Of Flaming Glass Penguins)
I put in DNA. (Dilopty-Ribbidiloydo Nooflapid-Happliassy Applyapplapplapplappla)
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 15:53
#524
You get a Devilite version of
You get a Devilite version of you.
I insert that devilite.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 16:04
#525
..............
You get hit in the face with a computer moniter.
I a sobbing Lord Vanaduke who just got PWN3D for the 4,345,678,906.17th time.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 16:14
#526
you get
Vana getting revenge on you.
I insert Leeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeroy Jenkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkins.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 16:25
#527
You get someguy on your party
You get someguy on your party that ruins all your plans for charging ahead of your group.
I insert Vana's laptop into the machine.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:11
#528
A hybrid of Mac and Android
A hybrid of Mac and Android pops out and spits hellfire at you
I insert a Divine Avenger and a kitten
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:57
#529
you get a...
Lazor cat
Meo-BLAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Insert this is SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 18:59
#530
You get martyred by a kitty angle.
I insert my pains.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 20:20
#531
You get a kind word and a
You get a kind word and a tender heart.
I insert a gummy bear.
Tue, 05/29/2012 - 21:31
#532
You get the Jelly King.
I
You get the Jelly King.
I insert all my love.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:32
#533
Your love is returned in kind
Your love is returned in kind along with a hug and a kiss.
I insert a rose.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 06:39
#534
Your chest gets pelted with
Your chest gets pelted with thorns.
I insert the hugs and kisses. urgh.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:02
#535
A gremlin pops out and kicks
A gremlin pops out and kicks you in the knee.
I insert a tabloid magazine.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:07
#536
A snipe with an AK-47 jumps
A snipe with an AK-47 jumps out and shoots you down.
Inserts a few Crowns.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:10
#537
You get
A killjoy
I insert Trobolta's dead body
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:28
#538
I come back alive and kicks you in between the legs.
Tosses Varm into the machine.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 07:50
#539
The machine doesn't want him
The machine doesn't want him and tosses him back out.
I insert a lollipop.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 08:15
#540
You get
A Fat man with 10 mini nukes to shoot at someone.
I insert myself and Trobolta to take cover before he shoots it.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 15:43
#541
The machine doesnt want Varm
The machine doesnt want Varm and ejects him into the fat man, causing all civilization but not the machine to be destroyed. Peeks out from the machine before climbing out from it.
Inserts 15Crs for a coke.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 18:22
#542
.....
A (OVAR 9000) gallon can of coke comes out of the machine. You drink it all but then realize it was gasoline. I shoot you with a..... Hmmm... lemme make up a flame based weapon..... I shoot you with a GH-1 Incendiary Sniper Rifle Systems from a safe distance. You explode in a huge fireball.
I put your ashes and some left over toxic waste from..... welll I forgot... but yeah...... i put that into teh v3nd1ng m4ch1n3.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 18:44
#543
A new me pops out with a regular can of regular coke that isnt fuel. "ouh hey~!"
Happily drinks it, smashes it agaisnt my head and throws the empty can into the machine.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 20:28
#544
The machine throws your can
The machine throws your can at you and yells and curses you saying something about mot being a trash can.
I insert my pent up rage.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:37
#545
You feel tranquil, but you
You feel tranquil, but you feel regret for literally giving rage against the machine.
Inserts creamy snipe soup.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 21:57
#546
It spits out the soup and
It spits out the soup and begs for real veggies.
I insert a can of dw-40 oil.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:33
#547
The machine slips and bounces
The machine slips and bounces off of you before standing upright again.
Wed, 05/30/2012 - 22:57
#548
SUNSHAAAAAAAAARDS
The machine gets mad and crushes you because you didn't put in anything. You really must stop using the Striker Dash.
I put in a Ghost Block.
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:09
#549
You get a Grimalkin chomp in
You get a Grimalkin chomp in your face!
I insert a the cookie from I stole the cookie game
Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:11
#550
The machine disappears
The machine disappears forever. Smacks you for doing that.
Orders a new one. and inserts it's activation fees.
You get sucked dry of all your lava.
I insert the machine that took all your lava.