Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)

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Ubernerd's picture
Ubernerd
Granted. It opens up and

Granted. It opens up and swallows you. You now get to spend your entire life in the outrageously hot core of the Cradle.

I wish for new, high-quality, original Tier 3 content to be added to the game that doesn't require the use of anything but 10 energy per level.

Kazne's picture
Kazne
Granted. However, the armor

Granted. However, the armor falls apart the moment you obtain it. Upon closer inspection, a label reads "made in china."

I wish for a twilight aura.

Sanin's picture
Sanin
'I AM BACK!'

Granted. But the TWILIGHT only lasted 10 minutes.

I wish the next poster will shut the **** up

Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
Granted

I will not talk for 60 seconds.

I wish i did not get lag in LD

Invincibility's picture
Invincibility
Granted

You now have no lag in LockDown, but you have all proto whenever you play, and you can only play in T3

I wish for Shadow Dragon Wings

Kazne's picture
Kazne
Granted. However, when

Granted. However, when acessorizing it onto your armor, bechamel accidentally cuts the wings up with his scissor blades.

I wish for Fudge. Simply because it's important.

Mirmulnir's picture
Mirmulnir
Granted. But i am the devil,

Granted. But i am the devil, and i took your soul with a contract to grant you this wish.

I wish a vog cub set with shadow protection.

Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
Granted, but there is only

Granted, but there is only one bar of shadow and no elemental or normal anymore.

I wish it did not rain when i have school.

Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
Granted.

Granted, now every time you go to school there's a tornado!

I wish I never had to eat Brussels sprouts.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted!

You never have to eat brussels sprouts again they will be shoved up your nose

I wish I make it into EOS

Validous's picture
Validous
Accepted!

You got in. You got kicked out, now with a bad reputation.

I wish recipes didn't cost so much CE to use. Especially on 3-5 star ones.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
Granted.

Granted the Recipes don't cost as much to make anymore, but the alchemy machine died because it didn't get enough energy and couldn't live on.

i wish for a wish...that was filled with wishes...and....that...it...would...teach...me...how...to...be...the...greatest...TROLL EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted!

Granted you learn the secret to trolling but you troll yourself to death!

I wish this thread would die and never come back!

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
DENIED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

this thread is now impervious and cannot be ended.

i wish for a can of sardines.

Softhead's picture
Softhead
B******

You get nothing.

I wish the Corrupt-A-Wish 1 was revived.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
>:U

Granted. it was revived....then i killed it.

i wish people would quit making crappy wishes.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
GRANTED!

Granted now we make SUPER crappy wishes!

I wish fallconn would stop harassing me on this thread, the ban game, and the cookie game

Validous's picture
Validous
YAY NO MOAR HARRASING

Now a hacker who figured our Fallconn's password is harassing you.

I wish that I could come up with better wishes.

Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
Granted but you can't wish

Granted but you can't wish for them.

I wish I could have fresh watermellon all year round.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
GRANTED!

Now I throw them at you all year!

Now I wish Fallconns account was destroyed forever so I wouldn't be harassed by anyone!

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Granted

Fallconn becomes Fallconnx and I start harassing you. :D

I wish I had a cookie.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
Granted but then I take it!

Granted but then I take it! (Please refer to I stole the cookie game)

I wish I had a pet snarby!

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
...

Granted. you have a pet snarby but it eats yo face, i then become Falcon EXE and use a widesword and cut your body into pieces

i wish...i wasn't the only one who knew what megaman battle network was.

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Granted

I played 1-6, minus 5 team protoman/colonel.

I wish I had a Hand cannon/buster. ><

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. you get a buster, unfortunately Megaman is not happy neither is Lan they use that thingy that lets navi's come into the real world they then proceed to blow you to pieces.

i wish for more people to troll.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
GRANTED!

GRANTED! I start trolling you and everyone on this thread I then rip it to pieces!

I wish I could falcon punch!

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. you get to do the falcon punch, unfortunately you try to do it and you set yourself on fire and kill yourself.

I wish for more trolls.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
GRANTED!

Granted I get my buddies and troll you en masse!

I wish Fallconn and I could stop fighting constantly over the forum

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. oh wait...no wait.......no that won't work....

i wish for a banhammer

Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
Granted.

Granted. You get Banhammered in the face, and you banned for a week.

I wish Fallconn never posted in this thread again. >:O

Validous's picture
Validous
fjdksla;

Time to start Corrupt-a-wish III!

I wish that I had a troll so I could take its bridge and troll it all day.

Rangerwillx's picture
Rangerwillx
Granted.

Granted, you make a deal. You get the trolls bridge and troll it all day, and the troll trolls you all the rest of the days of your life.

I wish I could have fish sticks and mozzarella sticks whenever I wanted.

Enclavean's picture
Enclavean
Granted, but they are

Granted, but they are poisoned.
I wish i could sing >:)

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Granted

You can. Horribly.

I wish for 1ce in my mail.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
......

Granted! I give you 1 ce, but I tax you 444444444 ce for it.

I wish I could master this game!

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted you master this game,then i come along and troll you and you run and scream and hide.

i wish someone knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
NO!

Granted but I transfer the information to your brain and it explodes from over thinking! (maybe you should have thought more about not trolling me?)

I wish me and Fallconn could have a truce (It will never happen so I have just stopped this thread!)

Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
Granted but it is only in

Granted but it is only in effect when you are not thinking of each other.

I wish answers were easy to come by.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
GRANRED!

Granted, but every time they come around they mug you!

I wish I could fly

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. you fly....like a rock.

i wish Gzilla would quit wanting me to quit SK ._.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
BRIDGES!

Granted, now all I want is a truce between us! (But I still feel like kicking your knight off a bridge)

I wish I could kick fallconn off the bridge

Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
Granted but he grabs you and

Granted but he grabs you and you also fall... and keep falling, you will fall for eternity together, better hope he agrees to a truce otherwise you have many millenia to argue and what not.

I wish i knew what to wish for.

Psychodestroyer's picture
Psychodestroyer
Granted

You figure it out, but then you forget it.

I wish for my wish to not exist.

Gzilla's picture
Gzilla
WINDOWS 7!

Granted, since your wish never existed and you wished for it to never exist it starts a temporal and spacial distortion!

I wish that windows worked better on my computer

Softhead's picture
Softhead
It only creates giant window

It only creates giant window on your screeen. That window kills this thread and revives the first one.

I wish that I had IE 8.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. you get....whatever that "thing" is....then it explodes in your face D:

i wish for more wishes! >:D

Tuhui's picture
Tuhui
Granted you now have half a

Granted you now have half a wish

I wish there were more hours in the day.

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. their are now 48 hours in a day

i wish that i had a bunny that had lightning bolts on his sides.

Mrtechnodragon
Granted

But the lightning bolts shoot at you and you die

I wish I jade a divine avenger in real life

Fallconn's picture
Fallconn
FALCON PUNCH!

Granted. you get a Divine Avenger in real life, unfortunately you drop it on your foot and then it explodes ._.

i wish i had a giant stuffed fluffy....BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!