Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)

Granted. However, the armor falls apart the moment you obtain it. Upon closer inspection, a label reads "made in china."
I wish for a twilight aura.

Granted. But the TWILIGHT only lasted 10 minutes.
I wish the next poster will shut the **** up

I will not talk for 60 seconds.
I wish i did not get lag in LD

You now have no lag in LockDown, but you have all proto whenever you play, and you can only play in T3
I wish for Shadow Dragon Wings

Granted. However, when acessorizing it onto your armor, bechamel accidentally cuts the wings up with his scissor blades.
I wish for Fudge. Simply because it's important.

Granted. But i am the devil, and i took your soul with a contract to grant you this wish.
I wish a vog cub set with shadow protection.

Granted, but there is only one bar of shadow and no elemental or normal anymore.
I wish it did not rain when i have school.

Granted, now every time you go to school there's a tornado!
I wish I never had to eat Brussels sprouts.

You never have to eat brussels sprouts again they will be shoved up your nose
I wish I make it into EOS

You got in. You got kicked out, now with a bad reputation.
I wish recipes didn't cost so much CE to use. Especially on 3-5 star ones.

Granted the Recipes don't cost as much to make anymore, but the alchemy machine died because it didn't get enough energy and couldn't live on.
i wish for a wish...that was filled with wishes...and....that...it...would...teach...me...how...to...be...the...greatest...TROLL EVAR!!!!!!!!!!!

Granted you learn the secret to trolling but you troll yourself to death!
I wish this thread would die and never come back!

this thread is now impervious and cannot be ended.
i wish for a can of sardines.

You get nothing.
I wish the Corrupt-A-Wish 1 was revived.

Granted. it was revived....then i killed it.
i wish people would quit making crappy wishes.

Granted now we make SUPER crappy wishes!
I wish fallconn would stop harassing me on this thread, the ban game, and the cookie game

Now a hacker who figured our Fallconn's password is harassing you.
I wish that I could come up with better wishes.

Granted but you can't wish for them.
I wish I could have fresh watermellon all year round.

Now I throw them at you all year!
Now I wish Fallconns account was destroyed forever so I wouldn't be harassed by anyone!

Fallconn becomes Fallconnx and I start harassing you. :D
I wish I had a cookie.

Granted but then I take it! (Please refer to I stole the cookie game)
I wish I had a pet snarby!

Granted. you have a pet snarby but it eats yo face, i then become Falcon EXE and use a widesword and cut your body into pieces
i wish...i wasn't the only one who knew what megaman battle network was.

I played 1-6, minus 5 team protoman/colonel.
I wish I had a Hand cannon/buster. ><

Granted. you get a buster, unfortunately Megaman is not happy neither is Lan they use that thingy that lets navi's come into the real world they then proceed to blow you to pieces.
i wish for more people to troll.

GRANTED! I start trolling you and everyone on this thread I then rip it to pieces!
I wish I could falcon punch!

Granted. you get to do the falcon punch, unfortunately you try to do it and you set yourself on fire and kill yourself.
I wish for more trolls.

Granted I get my buddies and troll you en masse!
I wish Fallconn and I could stop fighting constantly over the forum

Granted. oh wait...no wait.......no that won't work....
i wish for a banhammer

Granted. You get Banhammered in the face, and you banned for a week.
I wish Fallconn never posted in this thread again. >:O

Time to start Corrupt-a-wish III!
I wish that I had a troll so I could take its bridge and troll it all day.

Granted, you make a deal. You get the trolls bridge and troll it all day, and the troll trolls you all the rest of the days of your life.
I wish I could have fish sticks and mozzarella sticks whenever I wanted.

Granted, but they are poisoned.
I wish i could sing >:)

Granted! I give you 1 ce, but I tax you 444444444 ce for it.
I wish I could master this game!

Granted you master this game,then i come along and troll you and you run and scream and hide.
i wish someone knew how much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

Granted but I transfer the information to your brain and it explodes from over thinking! (maybe you should have thought more about not trolling me?)
I wish me and Fallconn could have a truce (It will never happen so I have just stopped this thread!)

Granted but it is only in effect when you are not thinking of each other.
I wish answers were easy to come by.

Granted, but every time they come around they mug you!
I wish I could fly

Granted. you fly....like a rock.
i wish Gzilla would quit wanting me to quit SK ._.

Granted, now all I want is a truce between us! (But I still feel like kicking your knight off a bridge)
I wish I could kick fallconn off the bridge

Granted but he grabs you and you also fall... and keep falling, you will fall for eternity together, better hope he agrees to a truce otherwise you have many millenia to argue and what not.
I wish i knew what to wish for.

You figure it out, but then you forget it.
I wish for my wish to not exist.

Granted, since your wish never existed and you wished for it to never exist it starts a temporal and spacial distortion!
I wish that windows worked better on my computer

It only creates giant window on your screeen. That window kills this thread and revives the first one.
I wish that I had IE 8.

Granted. you get....whatever that "thing" is....then it explodes in your face D:
i wish for more wishes! >:D

Granted you now have half a wish
I wish there were more hours in the day.

Granted. their are now 48 hours in a day
i wish that i had a bunny that had lightning bolts on his sides.
But the lightning bolts shoot at you and you die
I wish I jade a divine avenger in real life

Granted. you get a Divine Avenger in real life, unfortunately you drop it on your foot and then it explodes ._.
i wish i had a giant stuffed fluffy....BUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Granted. It opens up and swallows you. You now get to spend your entire life in the outrageously hot core of the Cradle.
I wish for new, high-quality, original Tier 3 content to be added to the game that doesn't require the use of anything but 10 energy per level.