Granted defeating the boss netted nothing, no tokens, coins nothing at all. He became useless and no one cared about him anymore.

I wish we got paid for playing SK.

granted now it's only me!

I wish I had unlimited 7 up!

Granted rather than diabetes you have brain cancer.

I wish I didn't let my hair get all curly last night.

You are just walking along, when a voice annouced unto you from the heavens,"Your wish is granted!"

A freak wormhole opens up in the ground 2 feet in front of you, and it's too late to stop!

You fall into the Jaffa Cake dimension where you are eaten by angry British folks!

Game Over...

You tab out of the game you were playing and watch some more Yogscast.

EDIT~ Was kidding about the English/Yogscast thing. It was the only thing I could think of due to being completely unoriginal, and I thought I'd make someone laugh. Oh well...

Granted. Now the time you spend on the forums > Actual playing time.

Also, myg, I actually am english, soooo... yeah. Jaffa cakes also do not equal yogscast.

I wish I had an infinite supply of jammie dodgers.

I grant you the boat from flushed away, but multiplied and made of banana cream pie.

I wish that ho-oh would be shiny...

Granted, but they accidentally misinterpreted your request as "chains word," so now any time you launch the game you get a screen with nothing but the word "chains" on it.

I wish for common sense to actually be common.

Granted but beacause of the extra work it is doing it overheats and explodes.

I wish we could see what was in a black hole.

Granted. 100 Crying Elephants are now given to everyone.

I wish to eat some food.

But they're all about me

I wish I could find an awesome guild to join

A bunch of microscopic soft pointy items hit you in the face.

I wish for french fries.

Granted. Darkfire Vanaduke's mace is now replaced with a gigantic dead fish, and he slaps you to death. You are humiliated for the rest of your life, and you may never approach any alive creature in Spiral Knights without it bursting into laughter. As a result, you can now walk through any level, as the enemies in front of you burst out laughing, leaving their defenses wide open.

The GameMasters are suspicious, and they go into a deep investigation. Once they find out none of the code in their game could have caused all the monsters to burst out laughing, they ban you from the game on account of you hacking.

You are then humiliated in the real world and branded as a hacker, and you may never approach any person in the real world without them bursting into laughter. As a result, you are a very powerful weapon, as you can walk through entire armies and none of them will attack you, for they are laughing.

God gets suspicious, and after a deep investigation, he figures that no possible thing could have possibly caused this, and bans you to Hell on account of you defying the laws of the universe.

:P

I wish that I could come up with an amazing April Fool's Day prank.

Angry at me for granting your wish and humiliating you, you challenge me to a fish-slapping duel, where we can only use fish as weapons. You get to slap me in the face with a 1-foot long fish, but then I pull out MY 10-foot fish and slap you into a river. Your armor short-circuits (It uses energy doesn't it?) and you die in a river. You make good food for the fish though, so they got their wish.

(Get the reference? You might not)

I wish for a private jet.

You get a big new bunny from Aperture Science (know where this is going?). When you open it up, turns out it's a prototype of a new turret-bunny hybrid. You quickly pull out your handmade Portal gun, but you are too late and the bunny shoots you to death. it then proceeds to kill all the people in your neighborhood. When police arrive on the scene, they realize that all the carrots in the neighborhood have mysteriously disappeared.

I wish I didn't have to type this on an IPad while in a car while in a vacation in Utah.

EDIT: Adding to the wish above, I wish AutoCorrect would stop being stupid and keep me going back to fix faulty corrections.

Granted. Now the terrorists that wish to blow the world up get their wish, and all the criminals who wish to be free are now free and they create riots all around the world. People who wish for complete dictatorship in every country get their wish, and now an evil monarch rules over the whole world, half the world is destroyed by terrorists, and the rest of the world is rife with crime. :)

I wish I had a portal gun.
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Granted. Both the evil side of you and the good side of you are killed.

I wish I knew the location of a planet with sentient (intelligent) life.

Granted. You get stuck in a room full of them forever.

I wish I had a Gran Faust and Divine Avenger.

A truckload of ancient giant stone coins fall on you head.

I Wish I was a awesome musician.

Granted. but it all rots.

I wish for a chocolate bunny that didn't have the ears bitten off :D

Granted. you eat so much you get fat and die :D

i wish for the end

Granted. but it cost's 400k.

i wish for more gunner haters that i can troll to death.

Granted. but its a sucky game anyway so you sit there feeling sorry for yourself because u bought a dumb game.

i wish my wishes wouldn't suck so much.

Granted we give you a chance and you fail.

I wish for a hamburger.

Granted, it is tasty and juicy, so juicy you can't hold on to it because it has no bun and falls to the floor.

I wish the aura borealis covered the entire earth lighting up the sky everywhere at once.