You remain unnoticed because of youtube's one-sided system.
I wish people didn't leave right before a boss.
Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 02:45
#202
You remain unnoticed because
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 08:18
#203
Granted defeating the boss
Granted defeating the boss netted nothing, no tokens, coins nothing at all. He became useless and no one cared about him anymore.
I wish we got paid for playing SK.
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 11:35
#204
Meep...
All of the players are paid for playing SK; however since all of that money is going towards players, they have to shut down the game for a day for maintenence and money issues, and when it restarted, energy costed 30K per 100ce.
I wish people would stop trying to derail threads...
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 13:35
#205
GRANTED!
granted now it's only me!
I wish I had unlimited 7 up!
Sat, 03/17/2012 - 19:22
#206
Personal Thread of Wishing...
You get a bottle full of unlimited 7-Up, but you accidently spill it and flood the Earth.
I wish I didn't have Diabeties...
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 08:17
#207
Granted rather than diabetes
Granted rather than diabetes you have brain cancer.
I wish I didn't let my hair get all curly last night.
Sun, 03/18/2012 - 14:35
#208
A pigeon pinches it.
I wish I
A pigeon pinches it.
I wish I had an infinite supply of Jaffa cakes.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 07:13
#209
Diggy?
You are just walking along, when a voice annouced unto you from the heavens,"Your wish is granted!"
A freak wormhole opens up in the ground 2 feet in front of you, and it's too late to stop!
You fall into the Jaffa Cake dimension where you are eaten by angry British folks!
Game Over...
You tab out of the game you were playing and watch some more Yogscast.
EDIT~ Was kidding about the English/Yogscast thing. It was the only thing I could think of due to being completely unoriginal, and I thought I'd make someone laugh. Oh well...
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 08:04
#210
:P
i can't post much right now :/
Granted. you are a monkey
i wish i could post more :'/
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 11:25
#211
Granted. Now the time you
Granted. Now the time you spend on the forums > Actual playing time.
Also, myg, I actually am english, soooo... yeah. Jaffa cakes also do not equal yogscast.
I wish I had an infinite supply of jammie dodgers.
Mon, 03/19/2012 - 20:18
#212
Granted. The biscuits are
Granted. The biscuits are stale and the plum jam isn't sweet.
I wish I had an infinite supply of good, fresh, sweet, tasty, jammie dodgers and one good person to share them with who didn't eat them all.
Tue, 03/20/2012 - 13:03
#213
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I grant you the boat from flushed away, but multiplied and made of banana cream pie.
I wish that ho-oh would be shiny...
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 14:51
#214
Granted, but one of your
Granted, but one of your siblings/friends starts a new game over it and saves.
I wish for a chainsword in SK.
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 15:49
#215
Granted, but they
Granted, but they accidentally misinterpreted your request as "chains word," so now any time you launch the game you get a screen with nothing but the word "chains" on it.
I wish for common sense to actually be common.
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 18:22
#216
I do too!
"Common sense" is elevated to a new level because "common sense" must always be far above average. You, along with many others, are now part of the group with "no common sense." (i hope that doesn't offend you)
I wish that my computer was faster.
Wed, 03/21/2012 - 21:18
#217
Granted but beacause of the
Granted but beacause of the extra work it is doing it overheats and explodes.
I wish we could see what was in a black hole.
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 00:46
#218
Granted, but you get sucked
Granted, but you get sucked into one.
I wish for everyone to get 100 more CE :3
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 13:12
#219
I'm not easily offended, Validous. =)
Granted. 100 Crying Elephants are now given to everyone.
I wish to eat some food.
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 17:01
#220
Oh, this is gonna be fun...
You are force-fed 5 dead fishes, 10 Crying Elephants (they peed themselves while crying,) 3 exploding jelly cube pies, a rabid snarborlax eye, and a smoothie. With 500 grams of sugar per cup.
I wish for MOAR BOOKS IN THE LIBRARY
Thu, 03/22/2012 - 23:11
#221
GRANTED!
But they're all about me
I wish I could find an awesome guild to join
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 04:12
#222
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You do, but they don't accept you.
I wish for some microsoft points.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 16:27
#223
MICRO-SOFT POINTS
A bunch of microscopic soft pointy items hit you in the face.
I wish for french fries.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:13
#224
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but they are made out of kittens instead of potatoes.
i wish to get slapped with a dead fish.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 19:38
#225
Darkfire Vanaduke will slap you with a fish.
Granted. Darkfire Vanaduke's mace is now replaced with a gigantic dead fish, and he slaps you to death. You are humiliated for the rest of your life, and you may never approach any alive creature in Spiral Knights without it bursting into laughter. As a result, you can now walk through any level, as the enemies in front of you burst out laughing, leaving their defenses wide open.
The GameMasters are suspicious, and they go into a deep investigation. Once they find out none of the code in their game could have caused all the monsters to burst out laughing, they ban you from the game on account of you hacking.
You are then humiliated in the real world and branded as a hacker, and you may never approach any person in the real world without them bursting into laughter. As a result, you are a very powerful weapon, as you can walk through entire armies and none of them will attack you, for they are laughing.
God gets suspicious, and after a deep investigation, he figures that no possible thing could have possibly caused this, and bans you to Hell on account of you defying the laws of the universe.
:P
I wish that I could come up with an amazing April Fool's Day prank.
Fri, 03/23/2012 - 20:16
#226
FALCON PUNCH!
hmmmm a reasonable explanation, NOT!
you come up with the best 1 ever! but you forgot
i wish for another dead fish to slap the next poster.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 02:54
#227
Granted
Angry at me for granting your wish and humiliating you, you challenge me to a fish-slapping duel, where we can only use fish as weapons. You get to slap me in the face with a 1-foot long fish, but then I pull out MY 10-foot fish and slap you into a river. Your armor short-circuits (It uses energy doesn't it?) and you die in a river. You make good food for the fish though, so they got their wish.
(Get the reference? You might not)
I wish for a private jet.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 06:18
#228
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but it gets hijacked by nooby terrorists who keep askin' the same question over and over: are you stupid?
i wish for a bunny
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 11:33
#229
Granted
You get a big new bunny from Aperture Science (know where this is going?). When you open it up, turns out it's a prototype of a new turret-bunny hybrid. You quickly pull out your handmade Portal gun, but you are too late and the bunny shoots you to death. it then proceeds to kill all the people in your neighborhood. When police arrive on the scene, they realize that all the carrots in the neighborhood have mysteriously disappeared.
I wish I didn't have to type this on an IPad while in a car while in a vacation in Utah.
EDIT: Adding to the wish above, I wish AutoCorrect would stop being stupid and keep me going back to fix faulty corrections.
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 12:30
#230
Wish granted. You never typed
Wish granted. You never typed it. You dreamt it while sleeping on railroad tracks with a train coming that runs you over while you sleep.
I wish wishes would come true?
Sat, 03/24/2012 - 14:27
#231
Everyone gets their wishes!
Granted. Now the terrorists that wish to blow the world up get their wish, and all the criminals who wish to be free are now free and they create riots all around the world. People who wish for complete dictatorship in every country get their wish, and now an evil monarch rules over the whole world, half the world is destroyed by terrorists, and the rest of the world is rife with crime. :)
I wish I had a portal gun.
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Sun, 03/25/2012 - 03:25
#232
Granted. You make a portal
Granted. You make a portal into another dimention with no pressure, and the world is destroyed and sucked through the hole.
I wish my evil half would stop yelling at me and get out of my house.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 05:55
#233
Granted
Granted. Both the evil side of you and the good side of you are killed.
I wish I knew the location of a planet with sentient (intelligent) life.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 06:22
#234
Granted
You now know the exact coordinates of Earth
I wish I knew where Seerus gets his masks from (He's got to have like, over 100 considering how many broken masks pieces we keep finding)
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 12:01
#235
Granted. You get stuck in a
Granted. You get stuck in a room full of them forever.
I wish I had a Gran Faust and Divine Avenger.
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 14:07
#236
The Faust keeps cursing you
The Faust keeps cursing you and the DA turns out to just sparkle all day.
I wish for loadsamoney
Sun, 03/25/2012 - 21:22
#237
A truckload of ancient giant
A truckload of ancient giant stone coins fall on you head.
I Wish I was a awesome musician.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 07:59
#238
Mafia!
Granted.The Mafia likes your music so much they kidnap you and order you to play for the rest of your life.
I wish everyone in the world had enough food to eat.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 10:59
#239
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but it all rots.
I wish for a chocolate bunny that didn't have the ears bitten off :D
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 15:58
#240
BUNNY PUNCH!
You find a chocolate bunny that has its head bitten off. Blood is spraying from its neck.
I wish that I had a better appetite.
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 16:03
#241
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. you eat so much you get fat and die :D
i wish for the end
Mon, 03/26/2012 - 18:26
#242
ENDING PUNCH!
End of what? (wish left ungranted)
I wish for the next Nintendo console to come out TODAY.
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 16:14
#243
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but it cost's 400k.
i wish for more gunner haters that i can troll to death.
Tue, 03/27/2012 - 16:46
#244
Granted. But you're banned
Granted. But you're banned for life for trolling.
I wish I had The Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword.
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 12:18
#245
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but its a sucky game anyway so you sit there feeling sorry for yourself because u bought a dumb game.
i wish my wishes wouldn't suck so much.
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 13:00
#246
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Granted. Now they suck slightly less. A VERY slight difference.
I wish people would give me a chance.
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 13:04
#247
Granted we give you a chance
Granted we give you a chance and you fail.
I wish for a hamburger.
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:31
#248
To easy
You get your hamburger but then it comes alive and eats you.
I wish that the next person that wishes wishes a wish.
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 18:31
#249
Granted, it is tasty and
Granted, it is tasty and juicy, so juicy you can't hold on to it because it has no bun and falls to the floor.
I wish the aura borealis covered the entire earth lighting up the sky everywhere at once.
Wed, 03/28/2012 - 19:11
#250
I AM BCAK!
i think your wish just killed the thread, but i have to grand it..........
if this thread haven't die yet, i wish i have some toast.
You do, but they instantly make something that is 10x more costlier, has way better shtuff, and causes your fancy 4th generation 32GB iPod touch (shameless copy paste...lazy me.) to be obsolete.
I wish I could make cool LP's like Atma and JonBro...they're so cool ^.^