Granted, but they only eat you.
I wish this thread would be restarted again!
Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 17:36
#102
REDO!
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 18:41
#103
FALCON PUNCH!
DENIED!.....
i wish you would quit trying to get rid of this thread >_.
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 18:58
#104
THE SWARM!
Granted now I just want to feed it to the swarm!
I wish this thread was consumed by the swarm!
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 19:48
#105
This is corrupt a wish not deny it
Granted but it overpowers the swarm and comes back stronger.
I wish more people were contributing to this thread.
Wed, 02/15/2012 - 21:20
#106
GRANTED!
Granted but their posts are invisible!
I wish the mission system came out now!
Thu, 02/16/2012 - 08:05
#107
Oh this is just too
Oh this is just too easy...
Granted. The Mission System arrives, but requires "Mission Keys" for each mission that cost 10,000 CE. Also, the missions are terribad and give new "Negative Items" (items that are so horrible that they act as a black hole in your Inventory), causing you to lose everything after you finally save up enough.
I wish for the Mission System to be well-thought-out, free (aside from elevator costs), and enjoyable even if it takes as much as a year before it comes out.
Thu, 02/16/2012 - 09:02
#108
Hacking!
Granted but I hack the game and delete it and put in the other mission system you mentioned!
I wish people would post here more often
Thu, 02/16/2012 - 11:21
#109
Granted
They start posting on the first one and this one dies.
I wish I had a curse mist bomb that didn't curse me and can curse vana with Curse that can take 100000000000000 hp/ 100000000000000000000000000 pips.
Thu, 02/16/2012 - 11:35
#110
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. you get a curse bomb but it only works if your dead.
i wish for a rocket launcher.
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 19:17
#111
Bang!
Granted. You have you rocket launcher, but it explodes in your face when you use it. Bang!
I wish for a big nontoxic cookie.
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 19:25
#112
BADGERS!
Granted, instead it's filled with honey badgers! (and they hate being stuffed in cookies)
I wish every person would at least mention badgers on every post from now on
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 19:33
#113
Granted
Granted, but every person was changed to one person. Badgers! Bang!
I wish computer viruses didn't exist and never will.
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 19:34
#114
Granted
You're a virus so you cease to exist.
I wish to have nice company.
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 19:43
#115
Granted
... I still live.
Granted, but a meteor comes and destroyes it.
I wish that no one will say I wish my wish can't be corrupted when they make a wish that is ment to be corrupted.
Fri, 02/17/2012 - 20:18
#116
Granted
I wish my wish can't be corrupted
I also wish for a sentenza
Sat, 02/18/2012 - 18:24
#117
Granted
Granted, but the core's pure power and nergy destroys you.
I wish to have armour that nothing can break.
Sat, 02/18/2012 - 18:40
#118
I don't get what just happened.
Granted but it is made with holes already on it around the vital organs.
I wish i knew what happened there.
Sat, 02/18/2012 - 18:53
#119
Granted
I wish I understood what just happened.
Sun, 02/19/2012 - 22:03
#120
Granted
Granted. You now know what happened. Unfortunely your brain blows up.
I wish no one will reject or backfire my wish.
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 00:59
#121
Granted
Iamnoone rejects your wish.
(What brain? :P)
I wish people would stop trying to avoid the corruption of their wishes.
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 08:55
#122
COOKIES!
Granted but it's only Fallconn
I wish I had unlimited cookies! FOEVAS!
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 13:26
#123
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted but your blood clots up and you die.
I wish FOR MORE moneys!
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 13:55
#124
$$$$$$$$$$$$
Granted but everyone mugs you for it
I wish I could remember my childhood
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 15:33
#125
GRANTED
Granted, you remember all the bad times and promptly commit suicide.
I wish I had wings
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 16:10
#126
MOON!
Granted but they carry you off to the moon
I wish I had a NES
Mon, 02/20/2012 - 18:45
#127
N---Nasty
E---Explosive
S---S
N---Nasty
E---Explosive
S---Standardized test
I wish people would stop making their wishes confusing if they want to avoid having their wishes corrupted.
Fri, 02/24/2012 - 04:37
#128
Granted
But the corruptions become so poorly worded and confusing that your brain burns trying to figure them out.
I wish to meet the daedra lord Sanguine from The Elder Scrolls
Fri, 02/24/2012 - 10:03
#129
Granted
Granted, but then you get an untimely arrow to the knee and you have to retire from adventuring
I wish I could get promoted in EOS
Sat, 02/25/2012 - 21:01
#130
(just had to use the meme :P)
Granted, in fact, you get guild master, all the members of EOS congratulate you, and immediately leave the guild.
I wish the whole Twilight Saga was never conceived.
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 08:58
#131
.....
Granted, but it happened in an alternate reality so it didn't happen here
I wish that i could get my sun silver
Sun, 02/26/2012 - 19:51
#132
Granted
Prepare for instant flashfreeze in 8 minutes... because the entire sun has just become silver.
I wish for a spot in Ninja Warrior
Tue, 02/28/2012 - 09:59
#133
FALCON PUNCH!
k....you get a spot but you fail miserably on the log....
i wish for a big fat plate full of pancakes
Fri, 03/02/2012 - 11:35
#134
granted you get a cake with
granted you get a cake with pans in it
i wish for chese cake, that is eatable, right in front of me, on a plate, that tastes good.
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 12:59
#135
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. it tastes so good you fall over dead.....
i wish this thread would never ever die! :D
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 14:05
#136
Granted. It eventually will
Granted. It eventually will become too large for the forum database, eternally causing problems and making OOO having to devise new ways to make money on us to get more hardware to compensate for the eventual general website lag.
I wish for a cheese sandwich. Made of cheese and bread.
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 14:12
#137
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but the bread is moldy and the cheese is blue cheese AKA: moldy cheese, great sandwhich eh?
i wish i wish i was a fish
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 15:47
#138
So granted but
you are a dead smelly fish and no one wants to be near you. Eventually you dry out and become hard as a rock.
I wish I coulld have been here during the last month.
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 16:49
#139
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but you were on vacation.
i wish for a giant candy bar :D
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:31
#140
Granted but there is a dead
Granted but there is a dead person in it...
I wish there were more references in this thread(like the bastion one).
Mon, 03/05/2012 - 20:47
#141
No more references
Granted but the number of people that don't get these obscure references outnumbers the people who do so the posters look like they're spewing nonsense!
I wish that i could finally get my cake
Tue, 03/06/2012 - 12:20
#142
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but Knights And Day didn't make it so it tastes like sewage.
i wish for a giant thingymajig x2 plz
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 06:14
#143
Fuzzle Muzzle
You get your giant thingymajig x2. Sadly, it's so utterly, mind-bogglingly complex that your brain erupts into a fireball and hurdles directly into the nearest time-space distortion created by the massive amount of thought from your confused and pained brain. You also inadvertently Falcon Punch the nearest combatant and win a prize. Lucky you, huh?
I wish Dale didn't get killed on the Walking Dead. He was awesome :'(
(Because five minutes before that, I wished nothing would happen to him, Rick, or Darrel. Looks like my wish got corrupted for real...)
Edit: Shut up Kreeara. Some of us are allergic to spam, and get violent when exposed to large doses of it.
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 06:03
#144
i wish i knew why all of you are dead
asdfasdf
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 06:06
#145
I wish that you couldn't do any thing i say
hahaha im the god
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 06:06
#146
I wish that you couldn't do any thing i say
hahaha im the god
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 06:06
#147
I wish that you couldn't do any thing i say
hahaha im the god
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 11:32
#148
ingoring guy who thinks he is a troll ;D
Granted. he dies of old age! :D
i wish for a bag of giant fluffy....PANCAKES!
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 12:31
#149
Granted, but when the bag is
Granted, but when the bag is opened (or breached in any way), all of the pancakes lose their fluffiness.
I wish that Punch wouldn't troll me with CTR UV's on a hammer while I need that UV on a bomb.
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 12:48
#150
this game's winner is!
Granted. you get beast low everytime you roll now :D
i wish for a very crappy wish ^__^
You get a gIant stuffed bunt but it lands on you and crushes you so you end up having to go to he hospital
I wish we could have a zombie apocoaplys