you didn't wish for anythin' so....your wish was completely destroyed by me (whatever it was)
i wish for a giant plush bunny toy that's pink and haz hearts on eet.
Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Wed, 03/07/2012 - 19:49
#152
0.o
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 05:49
#153
Wishy Washy
It has hearts, black hearts that is, and turns into a giant, incredibly cheap boss battle.
It kills you with love though.
I wish for a time paradox which causes everyone in the future to become bears.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 09:20
#154
Granted, but it will never be
Granted, but it will never be the future. :P
I wish for unlimited wishes that every single wish is granted with no loop holes.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 11:09
#155
i see....
Granted. but your shot through the head before you can make any wishes.
i wish that people wouldn't try 2 get out of getting their wish corrupted ._.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 11:37
#156
Wish denied.
I wish for the
Wish denied.
I wish for the poster below me would not grant my wish.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 11:57
#157
You have to grant the wish.
...your wish creates a parodox which destroys your entire existance.
I wish people did not ruin this thread.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 16:31
#158
FALCON JUICE PUNCH!
Your wish does not stop knights from ruining it!
I wish for cake. That's hopefully moist.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 16:55
#159
What a waste of a perfectly good cake.
I go and give you your cake but while you weren't looking i slipped a bomb in it and blew up. :D
I wish for gremlins to take over cradle!
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 17:04
#160
FALCON PUNCH!
(the troll is back!)
Granted. but they get bored and kill each other off so we take cradle back.
i wish i could get mugged.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 17:23
#161
Muggas?
you get mugged by a nice person and they give you stuff (didn't know how to corrupt that) then the mugger takes you back to their hide-out to torture you while I sit there in the back corner laughing.
I wish to see people to get tortured!
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 18:11
#162
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but i break free and torture you by making you watch barney!
i wish that their were more people i could troll.
Thu, 03/08/2012 - 20:23
#163
.........
Granted. but the people know your trolling them and pay you no attention
I wish 3rings will treat bombers and gunners better instead of treating them like bastard children.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 06:18
#164
Dots
They do, but they make Swords almost non-functional, and make Expansions for exclusively non-suck gunner/bomber gear. They also cost $10 to purchase... (bombs are okay in my book though and guns are merely for support fire, not full-on attack)
I wish that eyes could be implemented sooner...with emotes or something hopefully.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 06:37
#165
WTF
why is mygmar so popular
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 06:38
#166
I wish every one died and they couldn't wish.
and also if anyone wished they would be the one who was affected
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 06:43
#167
@Kreeara
I'm not popular, I just post a lot during the morning because I have a period in computer class and have absolutely nothing else important to do in there what with all of my work being done. Then I play later.
Ignoring deathwish XD...
Something bad happens...not entirely sure what happens, but it happens...
I wish that OOO and SEGA turned into a Voltron using their superpowers.
Fri, 03/09/2012 - 08:17
#168
Wish granted, but they turn
Wish granted, but they turn back before anyone could see them.
I wish for a fat duck to be the next poster.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 07:10
#169
granted
Granted but then the fat turns into a wolf that has a keyblade and stand on two legs and kills you
i wish i could summon a keyblade in real life and have a dragon as a pet and vana as a slave and a army of every monster and i joined cloud nine
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 08:58
#170
Your army rebels against you,
Your army rebels against you, led by the dragon and Vanaduke, and they overthrow you and lock you in Candlestick keep.
I wish for some dosh.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 16:54
#171
DOSH.
Granted, but you don't have enough money to buy ammo for the rest of your weapons, ending up having to face a bunch of fleshpounds only using a 9mm tatical. (killing floor reference...)
I wish i had a vog cub coat and cap in real life.
Sun, 03/11/2012 - 18:07
#172
MONIES SONNIES
You do, but they're still alive and raid your fridge.
I wish I was Samus.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 16:42
#173
U R
But Samus died while masterbating from over use and had no satisfaction in the process.
I wish it would rain gummy bears.
Mon, 03/12/2012 - 16:59
#174
oh dear
Gummi-bears rain down in the millions... Unfortunately, gummi-bears are much much much more solid than raindrops. Your town is wrecked entirely from a wish that is fundementally flawed!
I wish for something benificial!
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 11:51
#175
Wobawaza!
Something beneficial happens, but to other people. Every time you go into an area, they get all of the good mat's.
I wish I put a wish on this post earlier...
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 09:58
#176
I wish you made a wish.
I wish you made a wish.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 10:02
#177
Granted, I travel back in
Granted. I travel back in time to try to convince them to add a wish when they made the post, but I accidentally tore a hole in the space-time continuum (<-Yes, that IS how that's spelled) and deleted existence.
I wish for the rules to be followed reasonably.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 14:01
#178
Impossible. Rules must be
Impossible. Rules must be broken.
I wish for a divine mantle.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 14:54
#179
Granted. You converted all
Granted. You converted all your energy and spent all of your crowns to buy it.
I wish for a wish that i may wish anytime I'm in a wishy mood so that should I wish to make a wish that may effect other peoples wishes and wish they had made a better wish themselves.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 15:38
#180
/Sigh
You get to wish a wish whenever you're in a wishy mood, but only when you're in a moody mood, and it makes everyone elses' wishes and makes them even better at corrupting other peoples wishes. You used up your wishy mood wish just now too...
I wish I wasn't so moody right now!
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 15:53
#181
Granted, but you also lose
Granted, but you also lose all capacity to feel.
I wish there was time to watch the world go by.
Tue, 03/13/2012 - 16:50
#182
/emoteless
There is...you have enough time to watch the world go by in space whilst floating around in a space suit jettisoned from your ship...
I wish people would try to wish for something nice for the next person...
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 13:21
#183
Granted. However, I am the
Granted. However, I am the next person (from your point of view) and since you failed to specify who's point of view we were using, I wish for something nice for myself. (LOOPHOLED!)
I wish for 7 more wishes of my choosing.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 15:50
#184
They collapse upon
They collapse upon eachother.
I wish for the next person to have 300 CE :>
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 17:56
#185
Granted. I take 300 CE from
Granted. I take 300 CE from you.
I wish for a wish with no loopholes for corruption.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:07
#186
Granted, you now lose the 300
Granted, you now lose the 300 ce you just got.
I wish people did not ruin old memories.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 19:28
#187
Granted. You now have no
Granted. You now have no memories, therefore they cannot be ruined.
I wish for my wishes to turn into fishes.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 20:43
#188
Granted your wishes are
Granted your wishes are fishes but they swim upside down and grow young eventually turning into eggs.
I wish all the liars in the world and those who were seriously incompetent at their jobs would erupt into a ball of fire every time they did their gnarly acts that trouble us and cause us to work harder than normal.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 21:19
#189
Granted but because everybody
Granted but because everybody tells lies, intentionaly or not, we all are destroyed.
I wish we could visit other galaxies with ease.
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 22:19
#190
GRANTED!
But aliens are mad and attack earth
I wish I could get the perfect birthday gift
Wed, 03/14/2012 - 23:10
#191
Perfect?
In the midst of receiving the best things evarrr!!! your remote-controlled dinosaur attracts all the wrong attention and gets a nuclear warhead to the knee. You also receive a piece of shrapnel to the knee whilst your cousin goes out fighting 'dragons'.
I wish I could find left4dead minecraft multiplayer edition.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 00:50
#192
So what, am I a genie now er sumthin'?
Granted, but right when you download it Notch releases a patch that breaks the mod. The patch he added was just pink flowers. This caused the creator of said mod to be the first person to actually die from nerd-rage. Left4Dead Minecraft never gets updated for this reason and you are stuck with a broken mod.
I wish for a giant monster squid to be real! RELEASE THE KRAKEN!!
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 01:29
#193
Nay!
*Bam!* It becomes real! However, it lives in your kitchen, eats all of the Twinkies, and yells at YOU to clean it all up!
See why it was sealed in the first place? Not because it was a colossal squid, but because it was a colossal jerk.
I wish I could get the Operation Crimson Hammer DLC...
/cry
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 03:56
#194
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You get it, but the data is corrupt. (ba-dum-tish)
I wish that pokemon were real, and that I could join in on the fun.
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 09:20
#195
GRANTED!
but they are all rabid and eat you alive and throw you in a poke ball (really just a poke ball? and your movesets are horrible it's worse then magikarps!)
I wish energy prices were reduced to ZERO
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 14:33
#196
Cradle explodes.
I wish the
Cradle explodes.
I wish the world was more like Mass Effect (I know where this one is going)
Thu, 03/15/2012 - 19:40
#197
Trollface lololol
Granted. Your life will have the most unsatisfying ending unless you get the DLC.
I wish my cat would clean his own litter!
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 04:03
#198
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Granted. He cleans it by putting it in your food.
I wish I was in Dixie, away, away....
(not trying to be racist here.)
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 05:26
#199
Everyone points at you and
Everyone points at you and continually and loudly yells "you racist."
I wish I could run away and never be found.
Fri, 03/16/2012 - 16:16
#200
lolwut.
Granted. You live in a closet which is two feet wide and six feet tall for the rest of your life.
I wish I had a 4th generation 32GB iPod touch.
You fail, you get an excellent wish (mostly because you made him live!) but only for a few hours...what DO you wish for now?