Granted. we murder it instead.
i wish people would quit wishing this thread would never end.
Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 15:56
#252
FALCON PUNCH!
Thu, 03/29/2012 - 23:11
#253
Granted. Now you start
Granted. Now you start wishing this thread would never end.
I wish I had a Faust Cannon. (Copyright-Faronel's Dark side/Evil half)
Sat, 03/31/2012 - 19:31
#254
Granted but Fallconn wished
Granted but Fallconn wished it would never end over and over and you quickly got tired of it.
I wish Fallconn would wish this thread would never die.
Sun, 04/01/2012 - 11:23
#255
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. i wish that you would die instead.
i wish for a fresh fish pie.
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 15:24
#256
Granted. Pi is now a fish
Granted. Pi is now a fish shape instead of whatever shape it is now.
I wish for a kitten.
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 16:14
#257
Granted but you had to pluck
Granted but you had to pluck its claws from Fallconn's face. Then it wouldn't stop meowing because its paws hurt.
I wish summer would get here already.
Mon, 04/02/2012 - 19:33
#258
Untitled Post
The sun rapidly expands with its curcumference increasing at 1000 km/hr, pushing the earth to summer for 1.8 seconds and then going past that into a fiery apocolapse.
I wish that you would automatically unlock all missions under your current tier.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 09:50
#259
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but you have to turn in a barbarous thorn blade ASI VH for each one.
i wish to be creamed with a pie.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 12:46
#260
PIE!
Granted. The pies cream however is cement. so it is stuck on you forever... until you find a way to get it off. :3
I wish food poisoning didn't exist, so I could eat raw meat... must taste nice.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:19
#261
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but it tastes terrible.
i wish i had a giant bunny!
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:43
#262
Granted
The giant bunny eats both you and Phantomhimachi.
I wish that this thread ended and all other threads under this general name "Corrupt-a-wish" and any variants will be terminated.
Tue, 04/03/2012 - 14:47
#263
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. we change the name and then change it back :D
i wish for a man purse.
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 09:14
#264
Granted. You now have a purse
Granted. You now have a purse filled with men.
I wish for a fast internet connection.
Wed, 04/04/2012 - 10:40
#265
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but you still lag like crazy.
i wish for a Creeper Cake :D
Sat, 04/07/2012 - 19:00
#266
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but it closes on your head as you stick it inside for a "closer look"
i wish for more friends.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 16:29
#267
BOOM
Grandted but they only last for 1 mintues
i wished people would not use f**k in youtube videos
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 16:49
#268
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but every youtube video is now backwards.
i wish for more cookies!
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 18:45
#269
I grant that wish and hand
I grant that wish and hand you a plate full of them. They are burnt on the bottom, sorry.
I wish I could fly in an UFO.
Mon, 04/09/2012 - 18:47
#270
Granted but you are shot down
Granted but you are shot down by the Intergalactic Police for speeding.
I wish for a wish of a wish of a wishy-wish
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 10:54
#271
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but you get flooded with spam and you drown
i wish that no-one would post here w/o permission.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 16:30
#272
FALCON KICK then FALCON BAN!
By day's end this thread is dead.
I wish that you could hold 400 mist energy in your tank.
Tue, 04/10/2012 - 16:51
#273
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. unfortunately the crafting costs just got DOUBLED.
i wish for a giant stuffed....elephant!
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 18:49
#274
But the elephant is so big it
But the elephant is so big it crushes you with its weigh.
I wish i had a crowbar.
Thu, 04/12/2012 - 20:14
#275
Granted. A mugger planted one
Granted. A mugger planted one in your head then took your wallet and ran off.
I wish the letter e didn't exist.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 16:42
#276
Granted
Granted, but a month later, someone doodled on a piece of paper making an e by accident and it was discovered to be the fifth letter of the alphabet.
I wish to know how the alphabets came to be.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 17:12
#277
Grante:D
Someone throws a bowl of hot, alphabet soup. The suddenness of it all, and the rapid intake of knowledge causes your brain to melt out of your Skelly Skull.
I wish I knew a good Sygniture.
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 17:59
#278
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but it means a bad word in an alien language, and you are banned.
i wish i knew the ZXIOWHONMKSIP language
Fri, 04/13/2012 - 18:42
#279
Granted, your head explodes
Granted, your head explodes from too much informtion
I wish for a bag of barbicue flavored lays
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 05:30
#280
Granted. You got it and
Granted. You got it and opened the bag. Suddenly 200 screaming children appeared saying, "Can I have some. Can I have some?" They didn't stop until you gave them the bag.
I wish I could sleep all day and night every day and night.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:01
#281
you wanted to sleep forever?
You die.
I wish for a Ps3
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:11
#282
You get one but it has no
You get one but it has no working components inside. The only thing inside of it is an old comic book called alvin and the chipmunks.
I wished I could see your face when you open it to see why it doesn't work.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 06:59
#283
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but he slaps you with a dead fish.
i wish i had a car that would turn into a dead fish.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 07:04
#284
Granted but all of your
Granted but all of your friends won't come near you anymore because you smell like a dead fish all the time.
I wish my stupid fish would die. All he does is sits under a rock. If he died he could be used for slapping people.
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 09:18
#285
granted, but your mom threw
granted, but your mom threw the dead fish into a radiotactive ravine, utates into tidehunter(dota reference)(http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/315/9/9/tidehunter_portrait_by_ht...) and eats you
i wish for a bagel
Sat, 04/14/2012 - 19:31
#286
----
It's a death bagel. It is poisonous.
I wish for Michael Bay to NOT ruin the TMNT movie.
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 06:05
#287
granted, but micheal bay goes
granted, but micheal bay goes to your house and murders you with licorice
i wish for peace
Sun, 04/15/2012 - 08:12
#288
Granted, there isn't anymore
Granted, there isn't anymore wars or fighting at all. All the weapon makers and dealers goes out of business throwing the world into a long lasting deep recession and many starve to death. Even more become homeless. Those in the stock market jump out of their office windows. Some land on homeless people. The price of oil surges. People can't afford gasoline and heating oil. More people starve, become homeless and jump from windows. Cars rot in the streets. Children pick up sticks and stones and start fighting for food.
I wish birds flow upside down.
Mon, 04/16/2012 - 18:43
#289
GRANTED!!!!!;):
However, the birds say wack instead of caw. They start wacking u, and chaos is all over the world. Everybody hates you. CIA,MI6,and MOSSAD are all hunting you down w/ mercy.
I wish Bluebrawler was removed from the forums
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 10:10
#290
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but you get removed as well.
i wish for a new car.
Tue, 04/17/2012 - 19:35
#291
Granted. You have a shinny
Granted. You have a shinny new hot wheel.
I wished I had a swimming pool.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 07:24
#292
Meh, its granted
Your new swimming pool is filled with TNT, which will explode in 3, 2, 1...*explodes with a KABADABDABONM!!!¡¡¡¡¡*
I wish that my wish was corrupted
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 18:08
#293
Untitled Post
SYNTAX ERROR: no wish defined
I wish for a quad-core computer.
Wed, 04/18/2012 - 19:10
#294
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but i don't know what it is so you get hit by an apple core that says Computer on it.
i wish for an idiot box off of spongebob >:]
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 05:20
#295
Granted
but Mr. Crabbs' in the box and he pinches off your nose for dropping his money.
I wish for $1,000,000,000,000,000,000
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 05:29
#296
Granted. A mountain of
Granted. A mountain of pennies falls on your head.
I wish everyone sold all of their CE at the same time causing market prices to crash.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 10:07
#297
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted. but it all goes to me for free.
i wish i had a apple.
Thu, 04/19/2012 - 18:06
#298
MWAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHhaHA im so evil...
A piece of iron that is shaped like an apple falls from the sky on yor head. Your brain is damaged badly, and now ur a drooling idiot.
I wish that Fallconnwould stop making FALCON PUnCH! as his title.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:16
#299
granted
But Cap. Falcon comes and punches you for doing that to his lil' buddy.
I wish Halo 4 would come out sooner.
Fri, 04/20/2012 - 10:19
#300
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, granted but it sucks.
i wish Shotjeer wouldn't make stupid suggestions.
Granted but it is burnt.
I wish this thread would never die.