granted, the---ERROR ERROR, THREAD REPLACE WISH --- Ztype kills a panda, then gets arrested
i wish for a pet bagel
Corrupt-a-wish II (continue from the last thread)
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:11
#402
granted, the---ERROR ERROR,
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:30
#403
Death by microscopic animals! XD
Granted, but it was moldy. Then the mold spreads to you and kills you. Trololololol!
I wish to not have a wish. (Beat that >:D)
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 13:43
#404
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but i make a wish up for you, and corrupt it.
i wish people's wishes weren't so easy to corrupt.
Tue, 05/08/2012 - 14:29
#405
Granted. The wishes get so
Granted. The wishes get so hard to corrupt, that the thread stops, starting from now. All the wishes have to try to get harder and harder to corrupt.
I wish that this wish never comes true.
Thu, 05/10/2012 - 17:45
#406
Wheatly has brain/AI damage.
I don't give you a wish, and cut off the paradox there 'cause I'm Wheatly.
I wish that the ASUS Eee Pad Transformer Infinity came out today.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 19:42
#407
granted
it also comes with a killer laser always pointed at you, randomly going off, causing you extreme pain, but not killing you.
i wish i could come up with an idea that the developers put in spiral knights.
Fri, 05/11/2012 - 21:31
#408
Done but we instantly hate it
Done but we instantly hate it and the Gm's remove it and ban you for such a horrible idea.
I wish I had unlimited cookies.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 06:54
#409
Nutrition Facts
Serving size: infinity
Calories: infinity
Cholesterol: infinity
Fat: infinity
Trans fat: infinity
Sugar: infinity
I wish that other people would play the missions i'm stuck on.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 11:07
#410
granted
now 1 other person always joins you, but he is really immature plays horribly, and blames it on you then he reports you and you get banned.
i wish for more weapon chains.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 11:53
#411
Sure. You get chains to whip
Sure. You get chains to whip at things. The only issue is that you had to unchain a vog to get them. Oh and, the vog is hungry, and will eat the first thing it sees, being you cause you needed to unchain it.
I wish Saturn had a big doughnut for a ring.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 15:21
#412
grated.
now Saturn has such a big doughnut as a ring, it suffocates the earth.
i wish for a Snarbolax monster pocket that i can afford.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 15:21
#413
Granted but...
The planet is too big, so it ate it.
I wash for a pit
ALERT: LAST POST WINS is almost ended hurry.
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 16:14
#414
misspellings!
i think you forgot to put in 'i wish that' so you wash cars for infinity to get a peach pit
Sat, 05/12/2012 - 18:51
#415
The grammar cop has forgotten
The grammar cop has forgotten to wish and gets stuck in a thread with only people who can't spell and always forgets to use punctuation marks.
I wish for a dead fish.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 10:42
#416
granted
you are now stuck in a dead fish.
i wish for telepathy.
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 11:57
#417
Granted. To do so, you must
Granted. To do so, you must become this kid in order to gain said ability. But there is a hitch: you in order to maintain your abilities, you must defeat the final boss of the game he comes from(who is Gygas) without any party members with you and at level one. If you lose, you are killed/maimed/slaughtered/(insert other fitting words).
I wish I had infinite CE, and it must comply to the following:
I must not die/blow up/get banned/get hacked.
The game cannot end sometime around when I obtain the CE.
I my computer cannot die/blow up.
Try beating that. :P
Sun, 05/13/2012 - 13:58
#418
easy.
you get your infinite CE (it is very condensed), but you dropped it on your foot breaking it into useless chunks. you also bleed to near death from the shards and wake up to find yourself in a dark room. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hvkjP6dqpfY
i wish that i could get out of the dark room.
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:26
#419
ehhhhhh
I can't get Youtube. -_-
Soooo.....I don't get how you corrupted the last part of the wish, nor and can I corrupt yours very well.
{Wants everyone to ignore this post and corrupt Dmatter's}
Mon, 05/14/2012 - 09:33
#420
Granted...
But you and Autofire died right after your got out.
I wish for a cookie.
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 12:09
#421
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but it gets stolen.
i wish i had a boat.
Tue, 05/15/2012 - 15:34
#422
kay
you get a canoe (it IS a boat) and you drop your paddle in the middle of the ocean. you starve to death.
i wish that i could have a better internet for my laptop (my secondary computer if the main one is being used).
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 06:32
#423
Granted. The connection never
Granted. The connection never fails and is much quicker. So is your family and friends and now you can never get on either. They are always there.
I wished it would stop raining and that the weatherman would stop saying we're in a drought. :/
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 07:03
#424
Granted. There really IS a
Granted. There really IS a drought, and he says that it is flooding and he is surprised no one has drowned yet. Then he gets pissed of that he is wrong and starts filling people's houses with water. The only issue is that he chooses your house first, and then he gets caught.
I wish it was never my birthday. :P
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 08:40
#425
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but since you never have a birthday, you are never born.
i wish i had more asi guns
Wed, 05/16/2012 - 09:09
#426
Sure. They are negative asi
Sure. They are negative asi maxes.
I wish I could get Debian setup. (It is an OS. I hope you know what that is.)
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 05:12
#427
OS= operating system? Granted But,
it was installed over your main PC and it crashes before you save anything.
I wish to go to sparta. (Sparta pit?)
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 08:51
#428
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but you are intercepted by billy mays, and he shoots you with Kaboom!
i wish i had ski boots.
Thu, 05/17/2012 - 21:05
#429
Granted. But all governments
Granted. But all governments makes it illegal to ski. If you are caught, you are supposed to be skinned alive and eaten by wolves.
I wish to wish for wishing about wishes as we wish on wish-able wishes in a wishy-washy way.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 00:57
#430
Granted, you get slapped with
Granted, you get slapped with a dead fish.
I wish I had a pizza right now.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 09:06
#431
granted
granted, but it is only as big as an atom.
i wish infinite elevators were extended
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 15:58
#432
Granted, and CE goes to 35k
Granted, and CE goes to 35k cr for 100 for the next 4 months
i wish for a wig
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 20:46
#433
Granted, it is made of dead
Granted, it is made of dead rat hair.
I wish for lunch.
Sat, 05/19/2012 - 21:27
#434
Granted, you are sitting at a
Granted, you are sitting at a table with a bunch of 1st graders eating mystery meat burgers and oil soaked fries.
I wished I was a 1st grader again.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 05:03
#435
Arise!
Granted, however your mind reverts to that of a 1st Grader again, and you forget that Spiral Knights even exists...sorry. !-!
I wish less people, spiral knights, and snipes got hurt in their wishes here.
Mon, 05/21/2012 - 17:57
#436
granted
now they only get hurt outside their wishes. forever.
i wish i had a lot of golden Oreos.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:15
#437
Granted...
But you can't eat them.
I wish for an Imperial Guard to arrest someone.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 06:59
#438
He arrests Varm
I wish for
He arrests Varm
I wish for the Steam Knight Helmet :D
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 07:58
#439
Granted...
But you need 1000 steam friends to join spiral knights and they want to get the TF2 hat and the steam hat in SK.
I wish for a lazor bomb.
PS: I resist arrest
~killall
player.setcrimegold 0
~
:3
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 08:23
#440
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but it cuts you in half when it explodes.
i wish i had a fish.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 15:25
#441
You transform into Capt Ahab,
You transform into Capt Ahab, now go shoot yourself a whale.
I wish for this wish, not Fallconn's mind you, to be wished corrupted.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 17:26
#442
Nighty night.
Granted, but you get destroyed by a evil cookie.
i wish i could do more than just T1.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:22
#443
Granted. You can now play
Granted. You can now play BN.
I wish for 5 meat balls.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 20:46
#444
Your wish is my command. I
Your wish is my command. I hand you 5 meat balls. Eat and enjoy your balls made of rat and opossum meat that were road kill 2 weeks ago.
I wish my fish tank would clean itself.
Tue, 05/22/2012 - 23:31
#445
Granted, but the tank water
Granted, but the tank water turns into soap water and all your tank inhabitants die of poisoning.
I wish for better internet connection.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 17:57
#446
FALCON PUNCH!
Granted, but its so good that it takes everyone's internet away, you are sent to jail for hijacking.
i wish i had more alts.
Wed, 05/23/2012 - 23:26
#447
Granted, but your main had to
Granted, but your main had to be sacrificed for the alts.
I wish for a snipe :3
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 01:11
#448
granted, and the snipe bite
granted, and the snipe bite your leg
i wish i can have a ps3 with some awesome games
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 01:21
#449
Granted, but the PS3 short
Granted, but the PS3 short circuits and blackouts your house.
I wish for something to wish for.
Thu, 05/24/2012 - 12:31
#450
Granted you have nothing and
Granted you have nothing and want everything.
I wish I had an elevator pass.
Granted, you have such a great damage bonus that it recoils badly and kills you when you strike.
I wish for this thread to end, :D