Waiter Captain-Pistachio didn't respond to my complaints, do something about it, and ignore the irony in this post
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Wed, 08/06/2014 - 19:12
#502
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:42
#503
No complaints eh?
Looks like my job is done. *Kicks back in lawn chair with Pina Colada and puts on sunglasses*
Waiter All pokemon in the Resteraunt have ceased to exist.
Fri, 08/08/2014 - 12:51
#504
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Your wrong, I just put them all in my pokeballs
Waiter,
/throws a master ball at the waiter
Wed, 08/13/2014 - 05:22
#505
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
*Got hit by a master ball* Ouch! What the... wait, it's a master ball! I'm gonna sell it at auction house! Imma get lot's of crowns!
Waiter, I can't stay here for long. Can I order hot soup in take home size ASAP?
Fri, 08/15/2014 - 13:38
#506
Otay :3
*Hands house sized bowl of soup to Thowardz* There you go!
Waiter there is a Gobul in my soup.
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 14:38
#507
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAA?!?!!??!?!?!??!
That is a meme! http://wallpapers.afuntab.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Me-Gusta-Face-F...
Waiter, there is a meme in my soup! https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-atCP7MJGoqs/Tz51FMAOSWI/AAAAAAAAHeI/Q...
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 15:44
#508
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Kill the false Rage Face! It lied to us!
Waiter, there's an Ash Tail in my soup.
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 15:53
#509
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Kill it with fi- what? It's immune to fire? Uhhhhhhh...
Waiter, the restaurant is on fire
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 18:19
#510
Yeah........um...........
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 18:38
#511
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
ASDF movie in a comic
Waiter, Galax is mistaking a Ashtail for a rage face
/Sends out Gyaradose
/Gyaradose uses Hydro Pump
/Restraunt disappears
Waiter, where did my soup go?
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 18:47
#512
T_T
It died in the fire.
look. Spongebob is in my soup! http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/173/c/6/forever_alone__by_elektro...
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 19:14
#513
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
I DON'T CARE!!
Waiter, you need to do something about all these pokemans.
Sat, 08/16/2014 - 19:31
#514
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 06:00
#515
WAAAIIITEEER
gAAlAAxrhekillrmech FORGOT TO COMPLAIN!!!!!!
we will all diiieeeee!!!! NOOOOOO
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 16:58
#516
(~O ,O)~ #Sonosuks
Then that'd make how many times I've died here?
Waiter, I think I'm gonna die again for the 8th time in this restaurant chain.
Sun, 08/17/2014 - 17:32
#517
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Well then, it's official; Sonosukes is a cat
Waiter, what happened to the last waiter?
Mon, 08/18/2014 - 10:52
#518
/poke
he fell into the pot of fire in which your soup was.....I think we forgot to remove him
Waiter, sonosuke didn't die 10 times yet
Tue, 08/19/2014 - 18:22
#519
Ok...
*Shoots Sono 3 times* Done.
Waiter a Jungle related sword is in my soup.
Wed, 08/20/2014 - 01:44
#520
The papaya cries
Oh sorry, I was trying to not waste any food... I'll give him a proper grave :)
Waiter, there's a papaya in my soup!
Wed, 08/20/2014 - 08:14
#521
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Oh hey, what did I miss? Oooh, a papaya, I'm kinda hungry
*Eats Xxpapaya*
Waiter, candy land is in my soup
Wed, 08/20/2014 - 12:33
#522
WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING!!
WHY ARE YOU COMPLAINING!! DON'T YOU LIKE CANDY!?!?!
waiter, there is some soup in my soup
Wed, 08/20/2014 - 14:19
#523
but
its one of the tastiest soup u have ordered are you going to taste it?
waiter there is a beta fish in my soup
Thu, 08/21/2014 - 13:20
#524
Uh oh..
Don't put your finger or other fish in.... DO NOT.
Waiter there's a snake in my soup.
Thu, 08/21/2014 - 23:13
#525
yes.
it wants your ssssoup!
waiter theres a jungle in my soup and i'm lost.
Fri, 08/22/2014 - 11:47
#526
Why hello.
Why hello there. what soup would you like? :7)
waiter theresa 1 + 1 in my soup. is it yours?
Fri, 08/22/2014 - 11:48
#527
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
You mean a 3?
Waiter, Hot-Side is talking to theirself
Fri, 08/22/2014 - 14:28
#528
Who's
theirself?
waiter theres a sir-crazee-3.14 in my soup
Sun, 08/24/2014 - 18:14
#529
Oh!
Would you like some pie with it?
Waiter there's a drunken Hobo in my soup.
Wed, 08/27/2014 - 22:16
#530
give em the soup
give em the soup!
waiter theres an ice cube in my soup. thats not very nICE, defeats the point of a soup
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 05:39
#531
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
What ICE? Oh you mean the one that look like dICE? Alright, I'll take it off. Now I'm going to slICE some rICE and mICEs then blend it into juICE for your soup. In the process there will be painful voICE crying from those mICEs cuz they still fresh and alive. Sorry bout that.
Waiter, the zombie apocalypse just started. Can I have some guns?
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 08:42
#532
Well...
I suppose, but only if you're careful, I hid them in your soup.
Waiter, I like trains. *MVROOOOOOOOW*
Mon, 09/01/2014 - 08:48
#533
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Oh yeah? Well I like planes!
/plane crashes into restaurant killing the waiter
Waiter, would you like to meet Muffins?
Fri, 09/05/2014 - 01:56
#534
meat muffins? why
meat muffins? why sure!
waiter, there is a bomb in my soup
Sat, 09/06/2014 - 05:30
#535
*walks backwards slowly*
*Sprints away whilst shouting* Cya at the funeral!!!! *Bomb explodes*
Waiter there is no longer a restaurant for me to dine in.
Sat, 09/06/2014 - 07:03
#536
Move over, there's bubble-wrap to be popped!
Did it burn down again? If it didn't...
/sends out Chandelure
/Chandelure uses Flamethrower on the remains of the Restraunt
Waiter, Muffins is in my soup
Tue, 09/09/2014 - 03:32
#537
Let's Eat Sleeping Pills & Caffeine Pills.
Oh I'm terribly sorry. Here, have some cupcakes in your soup instead.
Waiter, your boss just demote you into um... hobo?
Tue, 11/04/2014 - 17:33
#538
All I wanted was soup
Well, this is soup kitchen now, what did you expect?
Waiter, there is baby Snarbolax in my soup.
Tue, 11/04/2014 - 18:23
#539
Error 404: subject not found
So sorry, the little guy is always getting out of his pen.
/em spills his soup.
Waiter, there is soup on my fly.
Tue, 11/04/2014 - 19:36
#540
Ummm.
I ain't dabbin that up
Waiter, this thread got soooooooooo NECRO'ED (O|||O) [Thats a skull]
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 07:23
#541
Oh, you want me to un-necro it?
/me uses a Combuster to make sure that all undead are now gone.
Is this what you meant?
Waiter, there's a fire in my soup.
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 07:31
#542
im back because why not
Put it out using this toxic fire extinguisher
Waiter, there's a Republican in my soup
Wed, 11/05/2014 - 12:13
#543
Oh, so there you are, Cody! Let me get you outta there!
Waiter, the galaxy that used to be far, far away is now in my soup.
(Yay, 2 Star Wars references in one post!)
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 17:58
#544
.
..
...
...Waiter?
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 18:04
#545
!!!!
I......Don't know.....
Waiter, theres a space in my soup!
Mon, 01/05/2015 - 19:53
#546
???
Ummmm.... How.... CHEF! WHAT DID YOU DO THIS TIME! I'll get things sorted out with the chef. *Shouting and a fight noises come from kitchen.*
Waiter.... There is no soup, is the chef okay?
Tue, 01/06/2015 - 16:21
#547
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
We've recently found some sort of strange glob creature in the restaurant, it seems to be eating all the soup and peo- /gets swallowed by a strange glob creature
Waiter, there's a strange glob creature in the restaurant which eating you and now it's putting me in my soup and eating me, please he-
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 18:22
#548
I'll save you!
-dramatic gurgling of some sort as I turn to my Apocrean form and completely dominate the large jelly-
Waiter, there's little bits of slime in my soup. They're all lemon-flavored(and strongly) so I can't just ignore them Help please!
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:04
#549
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
/the strange blob comes back together in Zekrua's soup and eats Zekrua, the Apocrean, and the waiter
Waiter, that strange blob is growing and is now eating the restaurant and my soup, waiter?
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 19:15
#550
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
GET OUT OF THE RESTRAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Waiter theres a Node Slime Mask in my soup!