the soup was just too wet thats why i want you to do it :P
waiter say cheese! (facepalm)
waiter there's ____ in my soup
Tue, 05/12/2015 - 18:03
#602
sorry
Tue, 05/12/2015 - 22:51
#603
Cheddar!
Waiter! There is a
Cheddar!
Waiter! There is a ball in my soup!
Wed, 05/13/2015 - 10:17
#604
eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeech
Eat it, its good protien!
FOWDDJHSWWEU
Wed, 05/13/2015 - 18:38
#605
Dangerous to go alone, jerkwad!
Manager, manager, my waiter is not following this guideline to be a good woman http://www.somethingawful.com/news/woman-advice-nightmare/
Wed, 05/13/2015 - 20:21
#606
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
That's because he's a waiter, not a waitress!
Waiter, there's a cake in my soup. I think it's moving...
Wed, 05/13/2015 - 20:44
#607
gtytyrtdt
I will eat it! Also i think i lost a few brain cells from that site Fight Beetle showed us, eh?
Do you want some cake?
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 05:42
#608
GIMME DAT CAKE!
Wait... But this cake is a lie!
Waiter! Galax gave the lie in a cake!
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 09:09
#609
I will shoot you for that cake.
Portal references Portal references Portal references i'm tired and i request crumpet.
Waiter! Are you an alien?
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 16:21
#610
NO! THE CAKE IS THE TRUTH!
Yes i'm illegal. #Sarcasm.
PROOF THE CAKE IS REAL! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-oF4Znv-bM
WANT SOME CAKE?!?!?!!?
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 17:41
#611
HELL NO GET AWAY YOU PSYCHOPATH
*RUNS AWAY SCREAMING*
Waiter! Are you a boy or a girl?!
Thu, 05/14/2015 - 19:39
#612
sdfsdfdfdhghghhgjuyhkik
NEITHER! I AM NO PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
BZ! >:(
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 09:56
#613
?
Waiter, there is a fighting beetle in my soup!
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 11:27
#614
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
waiter i am lost in my soup. where should i take my sip at? :D
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:22
#615
At the
EDGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 12:23
#616
kjllllllllllllllllllll
PPPPPPPPPOOOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQQLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 14:26
#617
Poeloryqltut?
I am not sure what to say...
Waiter there is confusion in my soup. HALP!!!
Fri, 05/15/2015 - 15:15
#618
i don't know
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SOUP!
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 22:49
#619
gbot please do not spam :)
@xteri
the confusion happened cause you stir the soup. remember u added the salt? :P
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waiter tell gbot to not spam on forum post! :D
Sat, 05/16/2015 - 23:24
#620
Dont worry, he will overheat
Dont worry, he will overheat and explode soon.
Waiter! Why Gbot (Galax) isn't in my soup exploding?
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 10:39
#621
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I already exploded on one thread. Also i drank your soup.
GETMEMOARSOUP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 16:20
#622
no!
if you want more soup. its on the center of the table. silly!
waiter lets go to the galax
Sun, 05/17/2015 - 16:27
#623
☯NO?☯
The Galaxy? We are already there.
Where is the Galaxy soup?
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 05:53
#624
oooh
in the galaxy :3 (badum-tischh!)
my soup is alive! it's ALIIIVE!!! IT'S ALLIIIVEEE!!!!!!!
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 09:37
#625
its obvious what to do here
GAUZE AND SUCK ITS RIBCAGE
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:46
#626
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
yjkopjio[0vbjio[hgh.'
knhn
mjhjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjjj
V GET ME SOUP NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:47
#627
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Ok... Heh heh heh...
Waiter, there's some killer mech in my soup. I think it's named Galax.
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:48
#628
gvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgvgv
I ate the soup.
SOUouhrtjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopjiopt
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:49
#629
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
Eh, I'm sure it's fine...
/drinks the soup
/sets the restaurant on fire
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 21:53
#630
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
waoh.
GE T THE RESTRAUNT OFF THE FIRE NAOW! ITS RUINING IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wed, 05/20/2015 - 23:10
#631
im sorry
apparently the swich to turn off the fire is on the other side! good luck :(
waiter my soup is too bright. whats in there?
Sat, 05/23/2015 - 22:13
#632
.....
ITS FIRE.....................................................................................y? Y?!?!??????!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!!!
waiter, y u do dis?
Tue, 06/07/2016 - 16:06
#633
@Galax the Peccary
Sorry, but we don't serve peccaries named Galax, Harci, or Peccary here. Let me turn you into a sprite pod, NOW! /e casts a spell and turns Gbot-Vtwo into a sprite pod containing a fiendish dog that will bind to the person that opens it and puts it in Sentius the Evil Cougar's soup
Waiter, I'm hungry! Bring me some Rabbit Soup or I'm leaving the Desert Cafe! Fennec Foxes need soup as well!
Sun, 06/12/2016 - 19:54
#634
Star vs. The Forces of Evil was my Inspiration
Sorry, about that. *Gives Rabbit Soup*
Waiter, there is a BJD ( Ball Jointed-Doll ) in my soup!
Sun, 06/12/2016 - 23:14
#635
Some girl played with your
Some girl played with your soup. Ugh.
WAIIIIIIIITTTTTEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR, there's a herb in my soup!
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 03:35
#636
<insert title>
I think that's meant to be there...
WOAH! Waiter, there's a Bill Cipher in my soup!
It says, "Hey, stop drinking my pool!"
Tue, 06/14/2016 - 13:20
#637
do you wanna have a good time?
Uh, celebrities must have place to relax.
WWAAIITTEERR! There's a shaded kid that has a meltdown of dramatic proportions!
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 11:08
#638
Remember, don't shoot food.
That's a mirror.
Waiter, there's a giant evil robot and he's assaulting my soup.
Thu, 06/16/2016 - 21:23
#639
But he's not in your soup now, is he?
Excuse me waiter, but there is kvass in my soup. I don't remember ordering okroshka!
Sat, 06/18/2016 - 16:45
#640
A waiter never tires.
You must be in the wrong restaurant, We don't speak french here.
Waiter! My soup seems to have been replaced by a bowl of pennies!
Sun, 06/19/2016 - 14:32
#641
<insert title>
You got back more than what you paid, aren't you happy?
Waiter, there appears to be a tiny camera in my soup watching my every move.
Wed, 07/13/2016 - 06:04
#642
No there isn't
What do you mean a camera, there is clearly no camera, why would you think there's a camera, that is quite a daft idea, you should sit back and eat your soup like a good sl-knight
Waiter, the clockworks are in my soup.
Wed, 07/13/2016 - 12:56
#643
One word.
Don't eat the Core.
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!
there's a sock in my soup
Tue, 07/19/2016 - 12:44
#644
Pooke.
I'm terribly sorry, the chef just had a long day after all these complaints.
Waiter, Lord Vanaduke is bathing in my soup.
Sun, 07/31/2016 - 23:10
#645
wat
Soup is his Bath tub :D
Waiter there's a Spiral Knight in my soup
Thu, 08/25/2016 - 01:59
#646
Just eat him.
waiter there is
Just eat him.
waiter there is soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup in my soup.
Fri, 08/26/2016 - 20:22
#647
Yes, that is soup. What else do you expect?
WAITER! WHY ARE THERE CLOTHES IN MY SOUP?!
Fri, 08/26/2016 - 20:28
#648
Remember, don't shoot food.
What? Do you expect your soup to just run around naked? Don't think such dirty thoughts!
Waiter, there's a TV in my soup.
Mon, 08/29/2016 - 04:34
#649
It is for entertainment
It is for entertainment purposes.
Waiter, there is a Gran Fuast in my soup.
Tue, 08/30/2016 - 09:46
#650
...
Equip it. Soup gives it 20% more damage against fat ogres.
waiter there's waiter there's waiter in my soup in my soup
I'm a private undercover double--agent stalker. Got a problem?
Waiter, I ordered a table IN my soup, not UNDER my soup
EDIT: NEW PAAAAGGGGGEEEEE!!! EEEERRRRMAAAHHHGEEERRRD!!! (HYPE HYPE HYPE)