Spiral Knights - waiter there's ___

waiter there's ____ in my soup

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Wed, 01/07/2015 - 20:17

#551

Saucce

Yum

I apologize sir, that is the lichen colony we were raising.

Waiter there's a midget in my soup

EDIT: Page 12!

Wed, 01/07/2015 - 23:22

#552

Spring-At-Peace

/shrug

/Stares out the window as a restaurant is consumed by, now the exact same size, blob and said blob is now moving down town to the ocean

Uh waiter... there's an advertisement of the restaurant, that's now gone, from a flyer that just flew in from the window and landed in my soup...

Re-edit: Well now I have to re-scratch that idea from before, due to not typing quickly enough before another person came up. *Tries to erase typing, though it's written in permanent marker* Well crude.

That's not a midget... that's an underpants gnome.

/Underpants gnome jumps out and collects everyone's underpants, due to being night time. One of the underpants goes into one of the soups at another table.

/Calls for another waiter

Waiter, there's a pair of undies in someone elses soup. Can you get that?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 05:15

#553

Tender-Footmender

I'm sorry, I'm too busy fishing out some lichen from in my own soup.
Waiter, there's a bowling ball in my soup. Is that yours?

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:18

#554

Flame-Shinobi

Ummmm

No, that is the chef's, and that's not a bowling ball, it's a.... *HURL HUUUUURL* Ugh... nevermind

Waiter, there is a skull in my soup.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:42

#555

Crazee-Pi-Forum

This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!

It's probably from another waiter.

Waiter, this steak tastes terrible! I am unsatisfied with whoever cooked it, throw them in me so I can eat them. I'll be eating the part of my meal that isn't a steak while I wait for you. I'm going to go try my soup now, I hope it isn't as terrible as the steak.

/slowly expands across down town and towards the ocean.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:46

#556

Tender-Footmender

Ummmm...

Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
The... chef..... fell in.............
Waiter, the chef fell into someone's soup! O.o

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:55

#557

Ironclaw-Mender

You've found the secret ingredient.
You must never tell anybody else

Waiter, there's a small civilisation in my soup.

Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:24

#558

Tender-Footmender

Oh, there you are, Will! I was wondering where you were.
Long time no see, Nolan.
Haven't seen you in a LONG time. Where have you been, Ness?
Wait... NESS?!
Waiter, Mother 3 is in Tenderfoot-Mender's soup.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:36

#559

Chaos-Mist

That's Mother 5, eat your beans.

Waiter there's multiple tenderfootmenders in my soup.

Tue, 01/20/2015 - 14:22

#560

Tender-Footmender

HACKS
Waiter, Chaos is hacking

Wed, 01/21/2015 - 09:53

#561

Chaos-Mist

ERROR 104: "Care" not found. Please refresh your browser.

Yes, yes I am. Is my hacking in your soup?
Waiter, there's a hacking Chaos in that person's soup. While you're at it, get me a glass of water. Make it taste like golden syrup, raisins and cheesecake. Also, if I find out there is anything other than water in there I will cut off your chin, feed it to a whale then force the crap it forces out it's but down your nose through a tube, you understand me?

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 13:21

#562

Supercoolguy

oh yes.

Here's your glass of water, with the taste of golden syrup,with raisins. (raisins has the amazing flavor for your drink!). And by the way. here's another free soup that isn't hacked!

Waiter where's my spoon?

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 13:26

#563

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

I put it in someone's soup.

Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!

Sat, 04/11/2015 - 17:04

#564

Snakey-One

Well...

I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!

WAITER, THERE'S CAPS-LOCK IN MY SOUP!

Sun, 04/12/2015 - 10:09

#565

Xteri

soup

How does this go on for twelve pages?

EVERYBODYPANIKKKKK

excuse me sir... there appears to be a large pile of people in my stew.

Mon, 04/13/2015 - 12:27

#566

Jungle-Sword

oh dear

Aren't those the people you invited to your dinner?

Waiter, there is water in my soup

Tue, 04/14/2015 - 21:30

#567

Supercoolguy

well water you doing?

well water you doing? finish dha soup!

waiter my soup is cursed. can i have a stats remedy?

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:16

#568

Saucce

...

Waiter, we have been teleported to the "Who stole the cookie?" game

Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:19

#569

Gbot-Vtwo

!!!!

Run. The bazooka kind is coming.

Waiter, there is a mispel in my soup!

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:05

#570

Jungle-Sword

what da hell is a mispel?

waiter, I don't want this thread to die

Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:19

#571

Saucce

Hmm... Apocreans Vs. Doomsday, the world may never know

It won't. Our restaurant has a necromancer

Waiter, your mom ate some cheese

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:47

#572

Gbot-Vtwo

(<><><><><>=<>=><=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

My mom ate cheese? No, you have mistaken Charlie for everybody's mom AGAIN!

Waiter, Waiter waiter waiter waiter.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:47

#573

Gbot-Vtwo

(<><><><><>=<>=><=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

My mom ate cheese? No, you have mistaken Charlie for everybody's mom AGAIN!

Waiter, Waiter waiter waiter waiter.

Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:01

#574

Supercoolguy

yes?

I'm right here!!!! Wut is it?
____________________

waiter an i have some more breadsticks that has the shape of a wolver?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:26

#575

Jungle-Sword

you can have breadsticks in forms of jellies, maybe we should call them bread cubes, OMG thats a new invention, I'll go patent that and make a few billion dollars

Waiter, what's up?

Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:24

#576

Snakey-One

Not much

Waiter... I have no idea what to say, so...Piano

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 13:44

#577

Jungle-Sword

where is da waiter?

no waiter I see, lemme get one…..

chef, WHERE ARE THE WAITERS?!!??!

Tue, 04/21/2015 - 17:03

#578

Crazee-Pi-Forum

ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.

In the soup.

Waiter, you're in my soup, along with all the other waiters.

Thu, 04/23/2015 - 16:43

#579

Xteri

No comment

There is no text here.

Sat, 04/25/2015 - 22:19

#580

Supercoolguy

i'll just reply abouve xteri...

maybe you should join them. the soup is hot and so are you xD

waiter. what are you waiting for? just put the soup on the table im starving so bad .-.

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 12:06

#581

Jungle-Sword

I'm a W8ER brah, I W8 for the cook to make the food, and you are gone have to W8 M8 SRY ABOUT THAT

W8er, can I go home?

Sun, 04/26/2015 - 16:40

#582

Xteri

fish!(soup)

Why are you asking me? go ask the manager.

waiter... there appears to be a bat in my soup.
HALP!

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 07:04

#583

Snakey-One

Uhhh...

I'll just take that for you. You probably want it less than me. /turns into Batman

Water, you've replaced the waiter.

Tue, 04/28/2015 - 12:34

#584

Gbot-Vtwo

WATER

WATER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Fri, 05/01/2015 - 05:56

#585

Sonosuke

I like Lost World because it's way more fun than Metroid Prime

I... no.

Waiter, the kitchen is on fire again.

Fri, 05/01/2015 - 13:00

#586

Xteri

I want to eat your soul... Please? :P

I choose you squirtle!
(Why do you care? you have a vog cub coat.)

Fly! fly! there is a waiter in my soup!

Fri, 05/01/2015 - 17:40

#587

Gbot-Vtwo

Nope

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Thu, 05/07/2015 - 13:39

#588

Jungle-Sword

sry I don't speak fly

Waiter, I'm playing Spiral Knights while eating my soup. Is that bad?

Thu, 05/07/2015 - 15:41

#589

Xteri

No, it isn't don't get your key-board wet...
well actually... let me help... /turns Jungle-Sword into an elephant/
Much better.

waiter waiter there isn't a fly in my soup!!! I want one really bad.

Thu, 05/07/2015 - 16:17

#590

Supercoolguy

sure!

Sure what flavor fly? oh i know! FLY FLAVOR!!

waiter, can you change xteri's soup make it have rasins instead of soup, before he notices its changed?

Fri, 05/08/2015 - 17:31

#591

Gbot-Vtwo

ghhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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Sat, 05/09/2015 - 13:06

#592

Matikclocker

No change.

Xteri will notice the post soon, Hot-Side...
WAITER! There is Galax-Forums in my soup! Shall I forge him? Lets hope the forge will fail :)

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 13:18

#593

Gbot-Vtwo

>:D

Too bad. *Galax Forges Matikclocker! But the Forge fails!!!!!!!!*

Sat, 05/09/2015 - 13:17

#594

Gbot-Vtwo

>:D

Waiter!
Get me a soda!

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 01:56

#595

Jungle-Sword

No. Waiter…………………………………………………

No.

Waiter…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….(continues on 84 more years)………….I'm dead

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 02:07

#596

Matikclocker

Dialing Graveyard...Hello?

Dialing Graveyard...Hello? Graveyard? I want to send Jungle-Sword to grave, he's dead.
WAITER! There is a trashcan in my soup!

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 10:10

#597

Saucce

Hmm... Apocreans Vs. Doomsday, the world may never know

Congrats! You win a PS4 "Destiny" Bundle with all the DLCs ever installed!

Waiter, where is the free necro ticket that CRAZEE-PI gave me?

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 12:26

#598

Sho-Marufuji

I don't know (stashes the

I don't know (stashes the ticket in his pant pocktet).

Waiter, there is the dead soul of a child in my soup.

Sun, 05/10/2015 - 12:47

#599

Supercoolguy

it shall!

It shall rest in peace ;(

waiter theres a new comment to my soup. what does it say?

Mon, 05/11/2015 - 15:01

#600

Sonosuke

I like Lost World because it's way more fun than Metroid Prime

Ech. -Comment

WAITER!! SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE!!!

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waiter there's ____ in my soup