waiter there's ____ in my soup
Wed, 01/07/2015 - 23:22
#552
/shrug
/Stares out the window as a restaurant is consumed by, now the exact same size, blob and said blob is now moving down town to the ocean
Uh waiter... there's an advertisement of the restaurant, that's now gone, from a flyer that just flew in from the window and landed in my soup...
Re-edit: Well now I have to re-scratch that idea from before, due to not typing quickly enough before another person came up. *Tries to erase typing, though it's written in permanent marker* Well crude.
That's not a midget... that's an underpants gnome.
/Underpants gnome jumps out and collects everyone's underpants, due to being night time. One of the underpants goes into one of the soups at another table.
/Calls for another waiter
Waiter, there's a pair of undies in someone elses soup. Can you get that?
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 05:15
#553
I'm sorry, I'm too busy fishing out some lichen from in my own soup.
Waiter, there's a bowling ball in my soup. Is that yours?
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:18
#554
Ummmm
No, that is the chef's, and that's not a bowling ball, it's a.... *HURL HUUUUURL* Ugh... nevermind
Waiter, there is a skull in my soup.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:42
#555
This is a SPACE NARWHAL ON A POGO STICK free zone!
It's probably from another waiter.
Waiter, this steak tastes terrible! I am unsatisfied with whoever cooked it, throw them in me so I can eat them. I'll be eating the part of my meal that isn't a steak while I wait for you. I'm going to go try my soup now, I hope it isn't as terrible as the steak.
/slowly expands across down town and towards the ocean.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:46
#556
Ummmm...
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm...
The... chef..... fell in.............
Waiter, the chef fell into someone's soup! O.o
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 15:55
#557
You've found the secret ingredient.
You must never tell anybody else
Waiter, there's a small civilisation in my soup.
Thu, 01/08/2015 - 16:24
#558
Oh, there you are, Will! I was wondering where you were.
Long time no see, Nolan.
Haven't seen you in a LONG time. Where have you been, Ness?
Wait... NESS?!
Waiter, Mother 3 is in Tenderfoot-Mender's soup.
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 11:36
#559
That's Mother 5, eat your beans.
Waiter there's multiple tenderfootmenders in my soup.
Tue, 01/20/2015 - 14:22
#560
HACKS
Waiter, Chaos is hacking
Wed, 01/21/2015 - 09:53
#561
ERROR 104: "Care" not found. Please refresh your browser.
Yes, yes I am. Is my hacking in your soup?
Waiter, there's a hacking Chaos in that person's soup. While you're at it, get me a glass of water. Make it taste like golden syrup, raisins and cheesecake. Also, if I find out there is anything other than water in there I will cut off your chin, feed it to a whale then force the crap it forces out it's but down your nose through a tube, you understand me?
Sat, 04/11/2015 - 13:21
#562
oh yes.
Here's your glass of water, with the taste of golden syrup,with raisins. (raisins has the amazing flavor for your drink!). And by the way. here's another free soup that isn't hacked!
Waiter where's my spoon?
Sat, 04/11/2015 - 13:26
#563
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
I put it in someone's soup.
Waiter, there's a spoon in my soup!
Sat, 04/11/2015 - 17:04
#564
Well...
I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU SAY!
WAITER, THERE'S CAPS-LOCK IN MY SOUP!
Sun, 04/12/2015 - 10:09
#565
soup
How does this go on for twelve pages?
EVERYBODYPANIKKKKK
excuse me sir... there appears to be a large pile of people in my stew.
Mon, 04/13/2015 - 12:27
#566
oh dear
Aren't those the people you invited to your dinner?
Waiter, there is water in my soup
Tue, 04/14/2015 - 21:30
#567
well water you doing?
well water you doing? finish dha soup!
waiter my soup is cursed. can i have a stats remedy?
Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:16
#568
...
No
Waiter, we have been teleported to the "Who stole the cookie?" game
Wed, 04/15/2015 - 18:19
#569
!!!!
Run. The bazooka kind is coming.
Waiter, there is a mispel in my soup!
Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:05
#570
?
what da hell is a mispel?
waiter, I don't want this thread to die
Sat, 04/18/2015 - 08:19
#571
Hmm... Apocreans Vs. Doomsday, the world may never know
It won't. Our restaurant has a necromancer
Waiter, your mom ate some cheese
Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:47
#572
(<><><><><>=<>=><=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
My mom ate cheese? No, you have mistaken Charlie for everybody's mom AGAIN!
Waiter, Waiter waiter waiter waiter.
Sun, 04/19/2015 - 20:47
#573
(<><><><><>=<>=><=!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
My mom ate cheese? No, you have mistaken Charlie for everybody's mom AGAIN!
Waiter, Waiter waiter waiter waiter.
Sun, 04/19/2015 - 23:01
#574
yes?
I'm right here!!!! Wut is it?
____________________
waiter an i have some more breadsticks that has the shape of a wolver?
Mon, 04/20/2015 - 13:26
#575
no
you can have breadsticks in forms of jellies, maybe we should call them bread cubes, OMG thats a new invention, I'll go patent that and make a few billion dollars
Waiter, what's up?
Mon, 04/20/2015 - 15:24
#576
Not much
Waiter... I have no idea what to say, so...Piano
Tue, 04/21/2015 - 13:44
#577
where is da waiter?
no waiter I see, lemme get one…..
chef, WHERE ARE THE WAITERS?!!??!
Tue, 04/21/2015 - 17:03
#578
ERROR, please try again after we attempt to do the banana dance.
In the soup.
Waiter, you're in my soup, along with all the other waiters.
Thu, 04/23/2015 - 16:43
#579
No comment
There is no text here.
Sat, 04/25/2015 - 22:19
#580
i'll just reply abouve xteri...
maybe you should join them. the soup is hot and so are you xD
waiter. what are you waiting for? just put the soup on the table im starving so bad .-.
Sun, 04/26/2015 - 12:06
#581
:3
I'm a W8ER brah, I W8 for the cook to make the food, and you are gone have to W8 M8 SRY ABOUT THAT
W8er, can I go home?
Sun, 04/26/2015 - 16:40
#582
fish!(soup)
Why are you asking me? go ask the manager.
waiter... there appears to be a bat in my soup.
HALP!
Tue, 04/28/2015 - 07:04
#583
Uhhh...
I'll just take that for you. You probably want it less than me. /turns into Batman
Water, you've replaced the waiter.
Tue, 04/28/2015 - 12:34
#584
WATER
WATER GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Fri, 05/01/2015 - 05:56
#585
I like Lost World because it's way more fun than Metroid Prime
I... no.
Waiter, the kitchen is on fire again.
Fri, 05/01/2015 - 13:00
#586
I want to eat your soul... Please? :P
I choose you squirtle!
(Why do you care? you have a vog cub coat.)
Fly! fly! there is a waiter in my soup!
Fri, 05/01/2015 - 17:40
#587
Nope
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Thu, 05/07/2015 - 13:39
#588
?
sry I don't speak fly
Waiter, I'm playing Spiral Knights while eating my soup. Is that bad?
Thu, 05/07/2015 - 15:41
#589
<Please insert creative text here>
No, it isn't don't get your key-board wet...
well actually... let me help... /turns Jungle-Sword into an elephant/
Much better.
waiter waiter there isn't a fly in my soup!!! I want one really bad.
Thu, 05/07/2015 - 16:17
#590
sure!
Sure what flavor fly? oh i know! FLY FLAVOR!!
waiter, can you change xteri's soup make it have rasins instead of soup, before he notices its changed?
Fri, 05/08/2015 - 17:31
#591
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Sat, 05/09/2015 - 13:06
#592
No change.
Xteri will notice the post soon, Hot-Side...
WAITER! There is Galax-Forums in my soup! Shall I forge him? Lets hope the forge will fail :)
Sat, 05/09/2015 - 13:18
#593
>:D
Too bad. *Galax Forges Matikclocker! But the Forge fails!!!!!!!!*
Sat, 05/09/2015 - 13:17
#594
>:D
Waiter!
Get me a soda!
Sun, 05/10/2015 - 01:56
#595
No.
Waiter…………………………………………………
No.
Waiter…………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………….(continues on 84 more years)………….I'm dead
Sun, 05/10/2015 - 02:07
#596
Dialing Graveyard...Hello?
Dialing Graveyard...Hello? Graveyard? I want to send Jungle-Sword to grave, he's dead.
WAITER! There is a trashcan in my soup!
Sun, 05/10/2015 - 10:10
#597
Hmm... Apocreans Vs. Doomsday, the world may never know
Congrats! You win a PS4 "Destiny" Bundle with all the DLCs ever installed!
Waiter, where is the free necro ticket that CRAZEE-PI gave me?
Sun, 05/10/2015 - 12:26
#598
I don't know (stashes the
I don't know (stashes the ticket in his pant pocktet).
Waiter, there is the dead soul of a child in my soup.
Sun, 05/10/2015 - 12:47
#599
it shall!
It shall rest in peace ;(
waiter theres a new comment to my soup. what does it say?
Mon, 05/11/2015 - 15:01
#600
I like Lost World because it's way more fun than Metroid Prime
Ech. -Comment
WAITER!! SNOOPING AS USUAL, I SEE!!!
I apologize sir, that is the lichen colony we were raising.
Waiter there's a midget in my soup
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