Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Mon, 06/04/2012 - 01:07

#651

Kuro-Hoshi

They all came out as your

They all came out as your enemies.

I insert Trobolta's love for something and nothing.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 06:12

#652

Egpnd

The lazor gets revenge while he's inside,

You get an now toasted Trobolta.

I insert a MAC Round. (look for it in a halo wiki)

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 10:45

#653

Iamnoone

You get a pee shooter that

You get a pee shooter that doesn't contain any pees.

I insert a spark of life.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:45

#654

Kuro-Hoshi

You get a Jolteon in

You get a Jolteon in return.

I insert some ice-cream.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:51

#655

Takaseme

you get creamed in the face i

you get creamed in the face

i insert some old socks

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:53

#656

Kuro-Hoshi

You get bunny ears in

You get bunny ears in exchange.

I shove in a fortune cookie.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 12:55

#657

Takaseme

you get a broken leg i insert

you get a broken leg

i insert a cloud

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 16:52

#658

Trobolta

You get a thunder storm. I

You get a thunder storm.

I insert several of Iamnoone's new threads.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 16:58

#659

Iamnoone

You get a can of spam. I

You get a can of spam.

I insert a razor blade.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 17:04

#660

Trobolta

You get a shoddy shave. I

You get a shoddy shave.

I insert a bad fanfic.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 17:13

#661

Autofire

You get a bad fan-nonfic. I

You get a bad fan-nonfic.

I put in my fanfic.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 20:37

#662

Takaseme

you get pied in the face i

you get pied in the face

i insert the cream of that pie

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 23:07

#663

Autofire

You get creamed against the

You get creamed against the wall.

I insert 350 dollars I got from defeating other pokemon trainers. (And hopes desperately for a lemonade.)

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 02:54

#664

Trabias

You get a lemonade made with

You get a lemonade made with pee

i insert my proto sword

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 05:21

#665

Iamnoone

You get a lego sword. I

You get a lego sword.

I insert a sea shell.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 06:41

#666

Takaseme

you get the entire ocean

you get the entire ocean coming out at you
i battle through the constant water flow, i then work my way to the machine to stop it, and i put in a hairdryer

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 08:29

#667

Autofire

You get a squirt of lava at

You get a squirt of lava at your face.

I put in Dora.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 10:14

#668

Takaseme

you get a grappling hook i

you get a grappling hook

i insert the long rope before you can take it

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 19:54

#669

Kuro-Hoshi

You end up getting pulled

You end up getting pulled into the machine... and the long rope stays outside of the vending machine after sending you in.

I insert more fortune cookies.

Tue, 06/05/2012 - 22:31

#670

Autofire

You get several slips of

You get several slips of paper shooting out of the machine.

I put in the (once) live streaming of the Transit of Venus.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 04:21

#671

Iamnoone

You get a stream of lemonade

You get a stream of lemonade shooting you in the eye.

I insert a strange coin I found on the ground.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 04:46

#672

Trobolta

Your chest gets pierced with

Your chest gets pierced with a crown.

I insert a rare item.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:03

#673

Iamnoone

You get a green shard. I

You get a green shard.

I insert a chicken leg.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:04

#674

Egpnd

you get

a doom gem. (15)

I insert 14 failed turns.

ninja'd

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:17

#675

Iamnoone

You get a cookie for

You get a cookie for trying.

I insert your cookie.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:18

#676

Takaseme

the machine explodes because

the machine explodes because you inserted digits in the machine, but it also gave you a time boom to the face

i insert the now burst-ed Egpnd

edit: AGH~~~ i got ninja'd =/ dang

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 05:42

#677

Kuro-Hoshi

You get a cookie with a

You get a cookie with a different flavour in return.

I'm bored, so I'm putting everyone into the vending machine.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 06:17

#678

Egpnd

Speaking of the doom gem, "" insert you get""

it blew up in iamnoones face, (followed by everyone else)

"You get everyone back and they fired their lazors at you.

I insert now overkilled Kuro and a bomb gem. (1)"

I also have a defusal kit that haven't been used yet. :3

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:02

#679

Autofire

The machine blows up. I go

The machine blows up.

I go back in time and change the stuff Egpnd put in with 1 dollar.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 10:47

#680

Egpnd

disarms bomb,

I get a lazor beam,

I insert the lazor beam.

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 11:53

#681

Compendum

what have you done.....

i get a cookie.
i insert vanaduke

Wed, 06/06/2012 - 12:39

#682

Supermetalmario

Itsa me, Mario!

You get a Vanaduck egg.

I insert ma chocolate doughnut.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 06:23

#683

Iamnoone

A cop pops out asking for

A cop pops out asking for coffee to go with the doughnut.

I insert a snipe eye.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 06:46

#684

Trobolta

You get Nick Fluffy The Snipe

You get Nick Fluffy The Snipe and he attacks you. Pecking on your head mercilessly.

Inserts a thick slurry of Team Fortress 2 and Spiral Knights.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:05

#685

Iamnoone

You get a tasty SK

You get a tasty SK milkshake.

I insert a bottle cap.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:08

#686

Trobolta

You get a crown. I insert

You get a crown.

I insert that SK milkshake. It tastes laggy.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:30

#687

Iamnoone

You get a sundae with

You get a sundae with chocolate ice cream, chocolate fudge, lots of whipped cream and a cheery on top.

*pushes and shoves*
*wiggles it around to make it go in the tiny slot*
I insert a my cutter sword.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 07:40

#688

Sppw

You get tortured yet

You get tortured yet again!!

I insert Iamnoone

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 08:53

#689

Autofire

Nothing comes out. I insert a

Nothing comes out.

I insert a develite.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 14:24

#690

Egpnd

You get

Iamnoone and hes mad.

I insert a lightning gem during a storm.

Thu, 06/07/2012 - 21:21

#691

Sppw

You get your lightning gem

You get your lightning gem and water together as one it falls into your hands

I insert [Insert name here]

¬ Sppw

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 00:16

#692

Iamnoone

You get a letter addressed to

You get a letter addressed to (insert name here)

I insert a box of chocolates.

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 05:45

#693

Trobolta

You get a fish that wont stop

You get a fish that wont stop screaming about it.

I insert some grass.

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 07:15

#694

Trabias

you get a green gem i insert

you get a green gem

i insert my macbook

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 12:43

#695

Takaseme

you get a half bitten off

you get a half bitten off apple, and a ton of worms on your head

i insert some manga

Fri, 06/08/2012 - 21:37

#696

Iamnoone

You get a baboon jumping on

You get a baboon jumping on your head.

I insert a pixie.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:05

#697

Sppw

You get a slap(continues

You get a slap(continues torture)

I insert myself.

¬ Sppw

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:19

#698

Iamnoone

You get me mocking you for

You get me mocking you for being a whimp and hiding in the machine.

I pee in the machine.

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 05:38

#699

Sppw

You get the pee in your

You get the pee in your face

I insert a bottle of coke,pepsi,sprite,lemonade and fanta all in one bottle

¬ Sppw

Sat, 06/09/2012 - 15:41

#700

Trobolta

You get a bad time. I insert

You get a bad time.

I insert this book titled "Hot Jobs in Video Games".

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