Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:06

#601

Iamnoone

The machine gives you a

The machine gives you a slap.

I insert a bee hive.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:21

#602

Trobolta

You get wasp stings to the

You get wasp stings to the face.

I insert soothing cream into the machine.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 10:10

#603

Gearsolider

smooth

you get talcum powder.
i put in a bottle of cold water.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:04

#604

Takaseme

you get sub-zero ice in your

you get sub-zero ice in your face

i put in the ice with tongs and gear's face

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 11:06

#605

Kuro-Hoshi

A fully detailed Chemistry

A fully detailed Chemistry notes came out. Whut?

I put in my boredom.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:29

#606

Metoxys

You get sudden excitement. I

You get sudden excitement.

I put in a Winmillion

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:34

#607

Autofire

You get a million crowns. I

You get a million crowns.

I put in 350 cr and hope for lemonade.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:35

#608

Iamnoone

You get an empty box. I

You get an empty box.

I insert a news paper from last year.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:44

#609

Autofire

You get a news paper from

You get a news paper from next year.

I insert 350 poke.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 12:58

#610

Iamnoone

You get 350 small shards of

You get 350 small shards of glass.

I insert a used tea bag.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:12

#611

Kuro-Hoshi

A flood occurs. I exhale into

A flood occurs.

I exhale into the vending machine. (basically insert gas)

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:17

#612

Iamnoone

You get an electric shock. I

You get an electric shock.

I insert a duck.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:22

#613

Kuro-Hoshi

The duck flew back out as a

The duck flew back out as a chicken and you had to duck.

I insert a broken guitar.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:30

#614

Iamnoone

You get guitar hero. I insert

You get guitar hero.

I insert the left over screw I had after I fixed my dishwasher.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:36

#615

Kuro-Hoshi

In return you get some random

In return you get some random machine invented by the one and only, you yourself.

I put in an alarm clock.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:54

#616

Iamnoone

You get a gold pocket

You get a gold pocket watch.

I insert a gremlin.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:58

#617

Kuro-Hoshi

You get a beast in return.

You get a beast in return. Maybe you should try again for a Wolver.

I insert the next person that comments.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 13:59

#618

Takaseme

you get a meteor in your

you get a meteor in your face

i insert that meteor

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:03

#619

Kuro-Hoshi

You get teleported to another

You get teleported to another topic.

I insert memes.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:12

#620

Takaseme

you get mines i insert my

you get mines

i insert my lousy clone

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:15

#621

Kuro-Hoshi

You get a crazy drone. I

You get a crazy drone.

I insert Iamnoone's house.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:22

#622

Iamnoone

You get a homeless no one. I

You get a homeless no one.

I insert my homeless clothing to protect them from the rain.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:24

#623

Kuro-Hoshi

You got a free large durable

You got a free large durable closet in exchange.

I insert a pony.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:28

#624

Takaseme

you get a giant piece of

you get a giant piece of land

i insert a small part of that land

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:40

#625

Iamnoone

you get a big hole under your

you get a big hole under your feet where that land used to be.

I insert an apple to feed the pony in the machine.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:44

#626

Takaseme

you get a happy pony in the

you get a happy pony in the machine and poop

i insert myself in the machine and i will be there until post #630

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:45

#627

Takaseme

you get a happy pony in the

you get a happy pony in the machine and poop

i insert myself in the machine and i will be there until post #631

edit: oops.... double posted...

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:46

#628

Kuro-Hoshi

A unicorn broke out of the

A unicorn broke out of the machine.

I put in a vending machine into the vending machine.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 14:54

#629

Takaseme

AGH~~~~~ you get a screaming

AGH~~~~~ you get a screaming Takaseme from the inside and a cookie drops out o a cookie ^_^lll (i wish i was eating it)

i put the cookie in the machine before you can take it

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:00

#630

Kuro-Hoshi

The cookie rolled inside the

The cookie rolled inside the vending machine as if it were pinball.

I put in a switched on vacuum cleaner.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:09

#631

Takaseme

you get an empty vending

you get an empty vending machine

i'm out awww, that didn't take long, i call the people in charge of the vending machine to restock the machine and i put myself in until post #640

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:10

#632

Iamnoone

You get a dirty floor. I

You get a dirty floor.

I insert a Viking pirate ship.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:17

#633

Takaseme

ahhhhhhhhhhhh pirates! SH**

ahhhhhhhhhhhh pirates! SH** you get a pirated CD

i put half the CD in

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:34

#634

Iamnoone

You get a hand around your

You get a hand around your throat choking the other half out of you.

I insert a grasshopper.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 15:58

#635

Trobolta

You guys' been busy.

The machine jumps on you.

I insert my coffee.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:01

#636

Iamnoone

You get a chocolate milk. I

You get a chocolate milk.

I insert a rainbow.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 16:20

#637

Trobolta

You get LAZOR. I insert

You get LAZOR.

I insert Iamnoone's burnt corpse.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 17:09

#638

Iamnoone

My ghost flies out and chases

My ghost flies out and chases you.

I insert the head of a scared child.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 18:22

#639

Trobolta

The ghost of the child haunts

The ghost of the child haunts you as you haunt me.

Hide myself into the machine to be away from the ghosts.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 19:21

#640

Iamnoone

You get your picture on

You get your picture on posters and billboards with a reward offered if found.

Inserts an ice cream sundae.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 19:29

#641

Trobolta

You get me eating the

You get me eating the sundae.

Oh hi.

Inserts whats left of the ice cream.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 21:10

#642

Autofire

You get a pair of ice cubes

You get a pair of ice cubes to the eyes.

I put in a random pokeball from my party. You'll just have to guess which pokemon it is.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 23:36

#643

Takaseme

you get a repel man.... i'm

you get a repel

man.... i'm already outta there.... meh...

i put in powder

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 23:53

#644

Trobolta

You get phosphorus to the

You get phosphorus to the face. And i light you on fire.

I insert Taka's burnt corpse.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 23:56

#645

Takaseme

you get my leg i insert my

you get my leg

i insert my toe

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 00:15

#646

Trobolta

you get a tick. I insert all

you get a tick.

I insert all the blood the tick sucked out from Taka.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 00:26

#647

Takaseme

you get a red pen full of

you get a red pen full of ink

i insert my mouse

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 00:36

#648

Kuro-Hoshi

A rat came out. I insert my

A rat came out.

I insert my stuffed toy dog.

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 00:40

#649

Kuro-Hoshi

-double post- Internet is

-double post-

Internet is slow now.
Could be the reason for double posting.
Sorry!

Mon, 06/04/2012 - 00:47

#650

Trobolta

A puppy bites your face

A puppy bites your face off.

I insert all my friends.

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