Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:13

#551

Bluejaylai

You get a letter of thanks

You get a letter of thanks from the factory for "legally" activating it.

I insert the letter before you can read it

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 00:18

#552

Trobolta

You get a paper cut ..... THROUGH THE HEART >:D

Inserts hundreds of crowns and hopes to get root beer.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 01:46

#553

Bluejaylai

You get beer root. I insert

You get beer root.

I insert punch and vise

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 01:58

#554

Trobolta

You get a horrible set of weak vs everything UVs and the weapon is forever bound to you. Ever.

Inserts my vomit from drinking the opposite of a soda. Ew.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 02:02

#555

Bluejaylai

You get another opposite of a

You get another opposite of a soda

I insert the weapon and myself

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 02:34

#556

Trobolta

You become soulbound to the

You become soulbound to the weapon.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 05:35

#557

Egpnd

You didn't insert something

And the machine Fired a Lazor at you.

I insert a toy car. (keeping the machine from firing)

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:13

#558

Iamnoone

You get Mr Potatohead. I

You get Mr Potatohead.

I insert a stale piece of bread.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:25

#559

Egpnd

You Get

A 10 mile radius Chocolate chip cookie. (run before someone eats it.)

I insert ice cream.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:31

#560

Trobolta

Your head gets shot with

Your head gets shot with snow.

Inserts a piece of the huge cookie.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 06:36

#561

Egpnd

Before you inserted the cookie...

Iamnoone got mad and inserted you into the machine. The machine rejected you.

I insert Iamnoone and took a part of the cookie.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:19

#562

Iamnoone

No one pops out and steals

No one pops out and steals what is left of the cookie.

I insert the dirty napkin I used to wipe away the cookie crumbs.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:27

#563

Trobolta

You get pelted with

You get pelted with fireballs.

I insert one.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 20:39

#564

Iamnoone

You get quilt for making a

You get quilt for making a number be lonely.

I insert all the other digits to keep 1 company.

Thu, 05/31/2012 - 21:01

#565

Trobolta

The machine detonates from

The machine detonates from having you try to insert infinity.

Smacks Iamnoone. Replaces the machine.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 13:01

#566

Iamnoone

I insert a newt eye.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 14:54

#567

Autofire

You get an old eye. I insert

You get an old eye.

I insert egg shells.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:03

#568

Trobolta

You get a chick that has

You get a chick that has fears of being a nugget.

I insert a snipe-r.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 16:38

#569

Iamnoone

You get the bodies he left

You get the bodies he left along his trail.

I insert p.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 17:40

#570

Trobolta

You get QQ'd I insert one of

You get QQ'd

I insert one of the Qs

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:18

#571

Iamnoone

You get the ueen looking for

You get the ueen looking for her lost Q.

I insert the wrapper from a candy bar.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:27

#572

Trobolta

You get pelted with MOLTEN

You get pelted with MOLTEN HOT chocolate.

I insert a glob of that into the machine.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:39

#573

Egpnd

You Get

blown to bits,

I insert ch-ch-ch-chain breaker.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 18:44

#574

Autofire

You get chain repairers. I

You get chain repairers.

I put in a frost break shield.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:01

#575

Iamnoone

A child jumps out and hits

A child jumps out and hits you in the face with a snowball.

I insert candle wax.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 19:34

#576

Trobolta

A grimalkin emerges from the

A grimalkin emerges from the machine and chomps on you

I insert my condolences.

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 21:35

#577

Bluejaylai

You get an invitation to a

You get an invitation to a funeral.

I insert the grimalkin by dodging past it when it is about to bite me so it flies into the machine

Fri, 06/01/2012 - 22:36

#578

Trobolta

A legion of kats come out and

A legion of kats come out and haunt you for the rest of your knight.

Inserts my invitation for Blue's death.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 02:35

#579

Bluejaylai

Gets my soul coming back to

Gets my soul coming back to haunt you forever while i mercilessly whack you with my soulbound weapon.

Inserts Vise into machine

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 03:41

#580

Gearsolider

Esiv get.
I put in a troll.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:23

#581

Trobolta

You get confusion between

You get confusion between trolling or actual stupidity.

I insert you.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:24

#582

Iamnoone

3 trolls come out. I insert a

3 trolls come out.

I insert a piece of cheese.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 04:47

#583

Trobolta

You get Cheesus Crust rolling

You get Cheesus Crust rolling 5000 cheese wheels down a hill.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 06:20

#584

Egpnd

You didn't insert something

The machine FIRED its lazor (again)

I insert mah lazor.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 06:28

#585

Trobolta

The machine detonates and so

The machine detonates and so did you. Smacks the air but feels a bit depressed since there's nothing to smack.

Rebuilds the machine with staples and ducktape.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 06:35

#586

Egpnd

The machine is charging its lazor.

insert something before it fires.

You get _________________________________________________________.

I insert a ______.

(use the edit)

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 06:48

#587

Trobolta

..... Inserts Egpnd as a plug

.....

Inserts Egpnd as a plug and the machine fires on him, ramming through his body out through his behind.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:52

#588

Bluejaylai

You get a toasted Egpnd in

You get a toasted Egpnd in your face

I insert the first sandwich created in the sandwich game

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 19:52

#589

Bluejaylai

You get a toasted Egpnd in

You get a toasted Egpnd in your face

I insert the first sandwich created in the sandwich game

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:46

#590

Autofire

You get trobolta's hand that

You get trobolta's hand that I put on it.

I saw off another one of trobolta's hands and put it in the machine.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 21:54

#591

Trobolta

The machine vomits into your

The machine vomits into your face.

Inserts the machine.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:30

#592

Iamnoone

After you inserted the

After you inserted the machine, it imploded and you had no machine to give you anything.

I build a new machine and insert Trobolta.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:39

#593

Trobolta

The machine controls me with

The machine controls me with various claws and manipulators and forces me to hug and kiss you. Hiding away like a little girl in the corner ensures.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 22:57

#594

Iamnoone

I slide my arms around you

I slide my arms around you hugging and kisses you back. I get so lost in the embrace I hardly noticed that being under the machines control and being inside that you weren't able to insert anything into the machine.

I insert a fluffy pillow to help you be comfy while you're in there.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 23:07

#595

Trobolta

You get a very traumatized

You get a very traumatized Trobolta hugging the pillow and not breathing/moving.

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 23:26

#596

Bluejaylai

You get a dark space from the

You get a dark space from the vending machine since you inserted a white space in it

I insert King Krogmo

Sat, 06/02/2012 - 23:57

#597

Trobolta

You get Bomberman bomb'd to

You get Bomberman bomb'd to the face.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:24

#598

Bluejaylai

I insert a note that says, I

I insert a note that says, I hate it when people don't insert things into the machine in the comment above so that I can't make something horrible pop out into their face and hope they die, which for some reason doesn't happen often

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 00:40

#599

Trobolta

something horrible pop out

something horrible pop out onto Blue's face and kills him.

Inserts beheaded Blue.

Sun, 06/03/2012 - 06:03

#600

Kuro-Hoshi

Strangely, Trobolta popped

Strangely, Trobolta popped out of the vending machine.

I put him back in.

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