Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Wed, 06/20/2012 - 06:14

#751

Iamnoone

You get a dirty urinal from a

You get a dirty urinal from a gasoline service station lodged in your head.

I insert the neighbor's dog that won't stop barking.

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 15:07

#752

Varminttwotwothree

You Get

a new page.

I insert Connor (assassin). (from Assassin's Creed 3)

Wed, 06/20/2012 - 22:02

#753

Iamnoone

You get Carroll O'Connor from

You get Carroll O'Connor from All in the Family.

I insert a moldy grape.

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 00:01

#754

Sppw

You get 3 moldy apples I

You get 3 moldy apples

I shove a mixture of (liquid)Iodine,Tungsten,Myrrh,Steel,Iamnoone,Blood and silver and platinum into the machine then I grab a skeleton and bang its head on the machine till I get a coke.

~Sppw

Thu, 06/21/2012 - 11:31

#755

Autofire

ew + LOL

You get some lemonade in a bucket.

I put in my 55 word SK story.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 05:30

#756

Iamnoone

You get a Barney the Purple

You get a Barney the Purple Dinosaur children's song wailing from the machine.

I insert the stolen cookie.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 06:47

#757

Thunderbog

Ye get a stolen pie. *inserts

Ye get a stolen pie.

*inserts the philosodragon sage knight plushie*

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 15:08

#758

Autofire

You get a snipe plushie. I

You get a snipe plushie.

I insert Azytra. Then shouts "NOO NOT MY DVS" and thrusts hand into machine.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 15:43

#759

Iamnoone

You get a large doctor bill

You get a large doctor bill for nothing. He said he can't sew your hand back on.

I insert a hood ornament I stole from a car.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 18:49

#760

Gianor

...

You get a urinal cake

I insert a poorly drawn donkey.

Sat, 06/23/2012 - 20:33

#761

Supermetalmario

Itsa me, Mario!

You get a well-drawn cow.

I insert my cat's litterbox...

Sun, 06/24/2012 - 04:46

#762

Superbenny

@#50

You get Poo
I put in my ass into da vending machine

Sun, 06/24/2012 - 09:15

#763

Gianor

Your brave

Your A$$ gets shredded into corn flakes.

I put Pork chops into the machine (hate em sooooooo much)

Sun, 06/24/2012 - 14:36

#764

Autofire

You get zombie pig man. You

You get zombie pig man. You are shocked and punch one. Then they get angry...

I put in a tree.

Sun, 06/24/2012 - 21:03

#765

Iamnoone

You get the Planetiers

You get the Planetiers singing the Captain Planet theme song.

I insert a lost puppy I found wondering around.

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 04:40

#766

Thunderbog

Ye get a new kennel with the

Ye get a new kennel with the lost puppy inside.

*inserts Kyrie's medical drugs and handy-medkit bags*

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 06:50

#767

Nibri

STOUT SHAKO FOR 2 REFINED!

You get a TF2 Medic.

I insert 2 Refined Metal into the machine, hoping that I get a Stout Shako.

Mon, 06/25/2012 - 06:54

#768

Thunderbog

Ye get a Engineer Nopeface

Ye get a Engineer Nopeface Head.

*inserts muscly, bulky and sexy snow yeti*

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 12:30

#769

Autofire

You get a starving monkey.

I feel obsessed with trobolta's hand again. I chop it off then put it in the machine.

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 15:42

#770

Gianor

MENDING!

You get a manakins arm.

I insert my girlfriend

Tue, 06/26/2012 - 16:08

#771

Iamnoone

You get her other bf kicking

You get her other bf kicking your butt.

I insert a picture of that butt kicking so girlfriend can see it.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 17:07

#772

Nibri

Karma...

You get Gianor's gf kicking YOUR butt.

I insert a slip of paper that says 5 divided by 0.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 18:24

#773

Ninjadrill

*nothing*

You get nothing.

I insert air.

Thu, 06/28/2012 - 19:23

#774

Nibri

Pootis

You get O2.

I insert an Electro-Sapper into the Vending Machine.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 06:49

#775

Thunderbog

Ye get 'wrenched'. *inserts

Ye get 'wrenched'.

*inserts words of sagacity and philosophy*

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 07:10

#776

Iamnoone

The machine hesitates,

The machine hesitates, considering it, then gives you an offer to work for the UN.

I insert a new plant species found in Himalaya.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 07:27

#777

Nibri

You get another new plant

You get another new plant species, this time from Australia.

I insert a suitcase filled with Austrailium.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 07:28

#778

Thunderbog

Ye get a hibiscus. *inserts

Ye get a hibiscus.

*inserts my dinner dish for the day*

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:11

#779

Nibri

You get your lunch dish for

You get your lunch dish for tomorrow.

I insert a Sandvich.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 12:29

#780

Ascratchable

You get a hot girlfriend. I

You get a hot girlfriend.

I put my friend Tony in

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 13:42

#781

Autofire

You get a sign that says

You get a sign that says "Tony was in here."

I insert a sign that says "Og ew ereh." (LOL this was actually a proper phrase, but I've scrambled it.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 13:50

#782

Ascratchable

You get a sign that says

You get a sign that says "Here we go"

I put a pheonix in.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 13:51

#783

Nibri

Oops!

The vending machine engulfed in flames.

I insert Pootis into a new vending machine.

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 13:59

#784

Autofire

You get some c***.

I insert a sign that says "This isn't worth scrambling."

Fri, 06/29/2012 - 15:20

#785

Gianor

WEEE

You get a sign taped to your back that says "Kick me"

I insert Raviolli

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 09:22

#786

Autofire

He comes back out and kicks

He comes back out and kicks me.

I insert the sign that says "Kick me" and also a dime.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 09:43

#787

Gearsolider

Wtf

The sign comes back saying kick gianor with a dime half bitten

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 12:59

#788

Autofire

You get a sign that says "You

You get a sign that says "You forgot to put something in."

I put in a new machine.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 15:29

#789

Ascratchable

You get a machine that gives

You get a machine that gives you more epic stuff!

I put Nyan cat in the more epic machine

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 19:28

#790

Nibri

The Vending Machine flies off

The Vending Machine flies off into space, leaving a rainbow behind it.

I insert 2 Reclaimed Metal and a Black Box into a vending machine, hoping to get a Liberty Launcher.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 20:02

#791

Thunderbog

Ye get a rocket

Ye get a rocket launcher.

*inserts dragonscript fonts made by Flame Thunderbog(c)*

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 20:45

#792

Iamnoone

You get a thank you note and

You get a thank you note and a link to the site they are being used on.

I insert my to do list hoping the machine will do them for me.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 20:57

#793

Thunderbog

Ye get a different to do list

Ye get a different to do list that the vending machine will hope for it to be done by ye.

*inserts cute&cuddly gremlin plushie*

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:22

#794

Iamnoone

You get a real gremlin that

You get a real gremlin that tries to cuddle with you.

I insert a love puppy.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:23

#795

Thunderbog

Ye get a real love

Ye get a real love puppy.

*inserts paranoid parrot*

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:47

#796

Iamnoone

You get a yellow canary

You get a yellow canary singing a beautiful song.

I insert a maple sugar cube.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 21:52

#797

Thunderbog

Ye get fine sugar. *inserts

Ye get fine sugar.

*inserts yin yang orb*

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 22:06

#798

Iamnoone

You get peace, harmony and

You get peace, harmony and ecstasy.

I insert the last book I read.

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 22:08

#799

Thunderbog

Ye get a dragon diary full of

Ye get a dragon diary full of fetishes.

*inserts another bulky&muscley dragon*

Sat, 06/30/2012 - 22:22

#800

Iamnoone

The dragon gets stuck in the

The dragon gets stuck in the slot and nothing comes out.

I insert oil to free the stuck dragon.

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