Spiral Knights - The Vending Machine

The Vending Machine

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Sat, 06/30/2012 - 23:37

#801

Thunderbog

Ye get a shiny bulky muscley

Ye get a shiny bulky muscley dragon out from the vending machine...? OwO..

*inserts polka dots*

Sun, 07/01/2012 - 21:14

#802

Iamnoone

You get "tastes like a

You get "tastes like a rainbow'

I insert a frog.

Mon, 07/02/2012 - 02:44

#803

Trobolta

You get a ticket to

You get a ticket to Hogwarts.

I INSERT ALL THE BAD OVER HYPED GAMES IN THE WORLD.

Mon, 07/02/2012 - 12:17

#804

Ascratchable

The Machine comes alive and

The Machine comes alive and grows a mouth, legs and arms and has an M16 then shoots you with it. And since the Nyan machine flew away we don't have any machines left...

Inserts 25 cents into a phone booth and orders a new machine.

Mon, 07/02/2012 - 17:09

#805

Varminttwotwothree

you get back the machine

I insert an assassin (7)

(#)=haven

Tue, 07/03/2012 - 00:11

#806

Thunderbog

Ye get a stalker. *inserts

Ye get a stalker.

*inserts toothbrush*

Tue, 07/03/2012 - 20:47

#807

Iamnoone

I want a stalker. They're

I want a stalker. They're cool.

You get a dentist jumping out giving you the lecture of how you should brush and floss once a day and after every meal.

I shove the dentist back in the machine and yell in behind him "Why do you say once a day and after every meal? After every meal would be at least once a day unless you think people don't eat everyday. People who don't eat everyday are poor and you won't be lecturing them because they can't afford your services so you won't be talking to them"

Wed, 07/04/2012 - 05:49

#808

Thunderbog

Ye get a homography(?)

Ye get a homography(?) lecturer instead. 0.0

*inserts tweet tweet*

Wed, 07/04/2012 - 10:56

#809

Ascratchable

The machine makes a noise. "I

The machine makes a noise. "I tought I saw a Thunderbog. I did! I did see a Thunderbog!"

I insert a hot girl in a bikini.

Wed, 07/04/2012 - 22:49

#810

Iamnoone

A fat, hairy troglodyte falls

A fat, hairy troglodyte falls out of the machine.

I insert a piece of the fallen Berlin Wall.

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:02

#811

Mentro

you get a brick shot at your

you get a brick shot at your head and a concussion.
i insert a copy of the legend of zelda:skyward sword

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 12:52

#812

Pvtpasta

You get

You get a skyward sword
I put in a pokeball

Thu, 07/05/2012 - 13:13

#813

Ascratchable

you get a charizard aka an

you get a charizard aka an orange dragon that breathes fire and can kill you.

Fri, 07/06/2012 - 15:41

#814

Iamnoone

You get notten cause you

You get notten cause you inserted notten.

I insert my sisters Bratz doll.

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 00:44

#815

Thunderbog

Ye get a barbie doll.

Ye get a barbie doll. *eew*

*inserts obscene doll*

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 19:46

#816

Iamnoone

After a long period of

After a long period of silence you get moans from the machine then a wet towel pops out.

I insert a cigarette hoping it's happy and giving out good stuff.

Sat, 07/07/2012 - 22:17

#817

Thunderbog

Ye get a 'quit smoking'

Ye get a 'quit smoking' sign.

*inserts clean panties*

Wed, 07/11/2012 - 07:25

#818

Iamnoone

You get dirty socks. I insert

You get dirty socks.

I insert a shrunken head.

Thu, 07/12/2012 - 06:51

#819

Thunderbog

Ye get a gigas. *inserts

Ye get a gigas.

*inserts zombie*

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 07:39

#820

Wolomaster

Get a a Left 4 dead CD. Puts

Get a a Left 4 dead CD.

Puts a donkey inside.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 17:23

#821

Oroseira

You get a Missile Pony. I

You get a Missile Pony.

I insert an atomic bomb...again.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 17:40

#822

Oroseira

WHAT.

DOUBLE POST.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 18:13

#823

Wolomaster

You get a blast. I put a mew

You get a blast.

I put a mew kat in.

Fri, 07/13/2012 - 19:31

#824

Thunderbog

Ye get a pocket

Ye get a pocket monster.

*inserts bow ties*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 08:06

#825

Sppw

I'm baaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You get a brain tumor

I insert Iamnoones Cortex

¬ Sppw

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 12:37

#826

Grittle

you get a bag of dust that is

you get a bag of dust that is worth of equal value to lamnooes Cortex, which is 2.43 micrograms

I insert my neighbor's cat, a sandwich, and damastas's poking stick

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 17:43

#827

Redlawlsy

:O MY POKIN STICK!!!!

You get my poking stick in the eye

I insert my stupid cat who likes to pee on the floor.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 18:01

#828

Grittle

you get Jarate i insert 3

you get Jarate

i insert 3 melons

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:10

#829

Thunderbog

Ye get Three Rings

Ye get Three Rings Inc.

*inserts undefined remote control*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:13

#830

Grittle

you get a TV remote i insert

you get a TV remote

i insert a gun that costs 400000 dollars to shoot for 12 seconds

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:18

#831

Thunderbog

Ye get a nude russian

Ye get a nude russian fatty.

*inserts nude russian fatty*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:23

#832

Grittle

you get the ability to shoot

you get the ability to shoot people with your fingers

i insert an olive

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:25

#833

Thunderbog

Ye get a pickle jar. *inserts

Ye get a pickle jar.

*inserts espresso*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:26

#834

Grittle

you get decaf i insert gabe

you get decaf

i insert gabe newell

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:33

#835

Thunderbog

Ye get Rodney Dwayne

Ye get Rodney Dwayne Jr.

*inserts puny god*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:53

#836

Grittle

you get an immortal

you get an immortal jackrabbit

i insert this guy

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 19:57

#837

Thunderbog

^link failure? Ye get a HTTP

^link failure?

Ye get a HTTP error code.

*inserts frankthetank*

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 21:43

#838

Myqpalzm

What? You hate this?

You get mini Frank's Tank with 10 nuclear bullet.

I insert Herobrine.

Sat, 07/14/2012 - 23:59

#839

Sppw

You get ehroribne I insert

You get ehroribne

I insert rbnerihe

¬ Sppw

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 00:11

#840

Myqpalzm

lol, sppw don't know Herobrine.

You got a Nightmare-Come-True device.

I insert a cake, which is a lie.

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 02:55

#841

Thunderbog

Ye get a pack full of

Ye get a pack full of lies.

*inserts sunny side of life*

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 07:06

#842

Isekuube

You get the Cloudy Side of

You get the Cloudy Side of Life.

I insert Thunderbog and Grittle because they've been going back and forth too long. D:<

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 08:22

#843

Sppw

YOu get

YOu get .2435245345234632464233443624364363462436243 pencils
(notice the point at the front)

I insert a black vein from a prawn

¬ Sppw

Sun, 07/15/2012 - 23:01

#844

Iamnoone

You get a shiny piece of

You get a shiny piece of gold.

I insert a chicken beak.

Mon, 07/16/2012 - 01:56

#845

Myqpalzm

You get a plushie chicken

You get a plushie chicken (beak only).

I insert a pig.

Mon, 07/16/2012 - 07:35

#846

Iamnoone

You get bacon. I insert a

You get bacon.

I insert a key.

Mon, 07/16/2012 - 08:22

#847

Sppw

You get 192321 key holes with

You get 192321 key holes with doors attached

I insert a door.it doesn't fit! *shove push* I broke the machine

/cry

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 07:31

#848

Grittle

you get instructions to fix

you get instructions to fix the machine, you fix it, and nothing else happens

i insert the cookie from i stole the cookie game thread.

Tue, 07/17/2012 - 22:31

#849

Iamnoone

You get a note that says,

You get a note that says, "Thank you. I just stole the cookie."

I insert all the foreign coins I have that I can't trade in at money exchanges or sell for scrap metal.

Wed, 07/18/2012 - 08:16

#850

Wolomaster

You get a mountain full of

You get a mountain full of gold.

I insert a bucket of water.

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